My teacher tried to kill me today

[Deleted member 3299]

I walked into exams 40minutes late and as soon as I walked in i heard my teacher get mad. She said why are u late and i made a bullshit execuse.

I was going to sit down next to this cute girl who was smiling and waving at me but instead she sat me down next to a chinese kid

he was coughing all exam so now I might have coronavirus and he is chinese so i also might have ebola

i might die because of my teacher. she killed me

 

[Deleted member 1560]

See you tomorrow

 

[Petsmart]

40 mins late

 

[Deleted member 3299]

40 mins late

i was studying bro

 

[Deleted member 4209]

wish i could get coronavirus and leave this gay earth

 

[Aesthetic]

I smoke and when i do i always hope that every cigarette i smoke it is the one to end me

Having Coronavirus would be a bliss for me.

 

[Deleted member 3299]

wish i could get coronavirus and leave this gay earth

we will all die soon brother

i cant wait

 

[Catawampus]

Next time assert dominance and sit where you want
It would have made the girl wet

 

[pisslord]

sat me down next to a chinese kid

he was coughing all exam

 

[Deleted member 3299]

I am infected and beyond saving