My Wife's BF Bought Me Mario for Christmas

[zyzz007 returns]

Whilst you incels rot in your basement on this precious day,
I will be playing Mario Cuddled up in bed with my wife
on the Nintendo Switch her bf bought me

 

[Deleted member 52057]

you sir, won the internet today!
take your reddit gold

 

[yvngbreadstick]

Another man of culture I see.
You dropped this king UP-DOOT!
Wife’s boyfriend not buying you Mario is a Big Oof

 

[Deleted member 55314]

Mirin