My wife's boyfriend wants me out the house by Monday

[Growth Plate]

I'm at a lose of what to do. My wife and I have been married for 8 years now and I'll admit it's not what it used to be, three months ago she said she was seeing someone else. I thought it could still work and her boyfriend made her happy again so I wasn't against it

Two months ago he moved in with us and I was kicked to the couch and they would sleep together upstairs. I could hear them having sex almost every night but I'd just turn up my Nintendo Switch volume so I couldn't hear it.

One month ago her boyfriend began to question why I was there anymore. He said all I did was stay home and play video games on my Nintendo Switch like a "pussy bitch" and I wasn't man enough to "make his woman happy or feel good in bed" like he could. My wife tried to defend me but it didn't stop the tension between us that started because of that.

Yesterday my wife told me her boyfriend wants me out of the house. I have no money, no car, and no friends to go to. My parents live 2 hours away but they don't like me they call me a dissapointment.

Has anyone been in this situation before? I really need some advice I'm at a lost and really don't know what to do

 

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[Enfant terrible]

fuark

 

[Growth Plate]

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[Deleted member 4019]

 

[TsarTsar444]

Kill yourself u utter cuck

 

[Deleted member 5189]

It's true I was the house

 

[Blue]

is this @Ritalincel

 

[Deleted member 6403]

It's true I was the house

It's true I was monday

 

[Be_ConfidentBro]

The life of the average redditor

 

[AlwaysHaveQuestions]

It's true I was monday

is that your gangster name
you build your rep by being punctual and expect everyone else to be too or they get killed
"pay me by monday"

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I'm at a lose of what to do. My wife and I have been married for 8 years now and I'll admit it's not what it used to be, three months ago she said she was seeing someone else. I thought it could still work and her boyfriend made her happy again so I wasn't against it

Two months ago he moved in with us and I was kicked to the couch and they would sleep together upstairs. I could hear them having sex almost every night but I'd just turn up my Nintendo Switch volume so I couldn't hear it.

One month ago her boyfriend began to question why I was there anymore. He said all I did was stay home and play video games on my Nintendo Switch like a "pussy bitch" and I wasn't man enough to "make his woman happy or feel good in bed" like he could. My wife tried to defend me but it didn't stop the tension between us that started because of that.

Yesterday my wife told me her boyfriend wants me out of the house. I have no money, no car, and no friends to go to. My parents live 2 hours away but they don't like me they call me a dissapointment.

Has anyone been in this situation before? I really need some advice I'm at a lost and really don't know what to do

Ugh. That's a pickle. Perhaps satisfy him. Wash his clothes, for starters. Cook him some hot meals. Do the grocery shopping. And I'm not saying this might work, but try to entice him by dressing up as your wife. Learn makeup. Tell him things like, "my asshole's tighter than her." Give it a shot!

Good luck.

 

[Growth Plate]

Ugh. That's a pickle. Perhaps satisfy him. Wash his clothes, for starters. Cook him some hot meals. Do the grocery shopping. And I'm not saying this might work, but try to entice him by dressing up as your wife. Learn makeup. Tell him things like, "my asshole's tighter than her." Give it a shot!

Good luck.

thx bro

 

[Deleted member 10913]

your dignity has left ages ago.

 

[Chinacurry]

Ugh. That's a pickle. Perhaps satisfy him. Wash his clothes, for starters. Cook him some hot meals. Do the grocery shopping. And I'm not saying this might work, but try to entice him by dressing up as your wife. Learn makeup. Tell him things like, "my asshole's tighter than her." Give it a shot!

Good luck.

This is all a bit cucked and gay. OP if u want your wife exclusively, why don't u just tell the BF enough is enough and say the 2 of u are going to throw down and end it?

 

[eyelidcel]

This is all a bit cucked and gay. OP if u want your wife exclusively, why don't u just tell the BF enough is enough and say the 2 of u are going to throw down and end it?

he should be contributing in the relationship, that's why he was kicked out. he should have been fucking them both.

 

[Lihito]

I Always Keep tellings People you are The best shitposter here

It's true I was the house

 

[Bitch]

Tell him you’re vip on looksmax and he will stop fucking around with you

 

[oldcelloser]

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manlet looks plastic-y, like a Ken Doll