My work place will enforce vaccination upon us.

[Deleted member 8853]

Bros what should i get. Which is the safest vaccine out there? Should I go for the chink vaccine?

 

[sorrowfulsad]

fake it till you make it

 

[Deleted member 8853]

fake it till you make it

Faking having had covid would be better

 

[Bitch]

Pfizer

 

[Deleted member 8853]

Pfizer

Is that safe??

 

[Baldingman1998]

I didn't know what's the safest but pfizer( whatever it's called)
Is the worst. It has some metal in it which will be probably used for some other purpose (update the virus, weaken fertility, slowly kill you,mind control,) maybe bone of the above or all.

 

[Deleted member 8853]

I didn't know what's the safest but pfizer( whatever it's called)
Is the worst. It has some metal in it which will be probably used for some other purpose (update the virus, weaken fertility, slowly kill you,mind control,) maybe bone of the above or all.

Why can't they make a vaccine that will give us NW0 hairlines or forward growth + square chins

 

[Bitch]

Is that safe??

Probably the best one. Astrazeneca was like the worst.

 

[Deleted member 8853]

Probably the best one. Astrazeneca was like the worst.

It killed so many people

 

[Baldingman1998]

Probably the best one. Astrazeneca was like the worst.

I talked with a real irl Doctor he said pfizer has 18 documented side effects and around 40-50% of his patients got sides from it. He also told me it's the worst one but pushed by media for unknown reasons

 

[Bitch]

It killed so many people

Which one?

 

[Deleted member 8853]

I talked with a real irl Doctor he said pfizer has 18 documented side effects and around 40-50% of his patients got sides from it. He also told me it's the worst one but pushed by media for unknown reasons

I'll get the chinese one.

 

[Deleted member 8853]

Which one?

Astra Zeneca

 

[lutte]

I talked with a real irl Doctor he said pfizer has 18 documented side effects and around 40-50% of his patients got sides from it. He also told me it's the worst one but pushed by media for unknown reasons

Probably the best one. Astrazeneca was like the worst.

iirc AZ has the least amount of deaths and pfizer the most. Obviously either fake it or just refuse it and quit if they dont let it go

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Just quit, bro

 

[Bitch]

iirc AZ has the least amount of deaths and pfizer the most. Obviously either fake it or just refuse it and quit if they dont let it go

Source?

 

[lutte]

Source?

cba to find it but obv the reason AZ got so much negative attention wasn't bc of the actual effects, if that actually mattered all the vaccines would have been discontinued long ago

Idk why it is that it got that negative attention tho

 

[sorrowfulsad]

I talked with a real irl Doctor he said pfizer has 18 documented side effects and around 40-50% of his patients got sides from it. He also told me it's the worst one but pushed by media for unknown reasons

what sides they got lmao

 

[Deleted member 6403]

what sides they got lmao

Most likely heart inflammation

 

[Baldingman1998]

what sides they got lmao

He told me all of them but I don't remember lol. Some are muscle, nervous, inflammatory, and he used medical terms and shit like inside nose and throat etc

 

[Deleted member 8853]

He told me all of them but I don't remember lol. Some are muscle, nervous, inflammatory, and he used medical terms and shit like inside nose and throat etc

What if it turns you into a recessed balding 4'10 Indian janitor