Naruto is a bluepilled faggit.

ChadFucksYourOneitis

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If I were him I would have gone full JokER on the whole village or co-op with Gaara the sandnigger to maximize the KD ratio.
(In anime)
 
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He thought he could get Sakura just by trying hard enough.

But at the end she still went for prettyboy/chadlite Sasuke.

Looks > every Jutsu
 
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^ virgins
 
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He thought he could get Sakura just by trying hard enough.

But at the end she still went for prettyboy/chadlite Sasuke.

Looks > every Jutsu


I mean he got hinata which is the literal reincarnation of a moon god and literally every girl wants him the man is perfect
 
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I mean he got hinata which is the literal reincarnation of a moon god and literally every girl wants him the man is perfect
nobody cares about hinata

she was just the second choice
 
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nobody cares about hinata

she was just the second choice


I mean genetically shes a trillion x superior to hinata in terms of genetic quality
 
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I mean genetically shes a trillion x superior to hinata in terms of genetic quality
sasuke could get every girl just with his looks

naruto had to statusmaxx first with hokage and shit
 
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sasuke could get every girl just with his looks

naruto had to statusmaxx first with hokage and shit


Being the reincarnation of ninja jesus plus the fact your wife is also a demi god i think trumps that sasuke wasted his gene line with sakura if he went with karin the kid would have a rinnegan and higher vitality fuark i cant imagine a natural rinnegan user with metric fuck tonnes of chakra
 
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I mean genetically shes a trillion x superior to hinata in terms of genetic quality
Nigga ur 30 talking about genetic quality of 2D characters
 
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sasukeeeeeeeeee

naruto was my childhood and teenage years
I want to looksmax to look like an anime
 
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Except in naruto genetic quality means the ability to transport through dimensions manipulate natural energy and lwts you rip some ones soul out
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It's simply unrealistic that he still loves everyone and isn't that traumatised by years of bullying and isolation
 
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this is why newone is a virgin tbh
 
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