HXTRED999
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Like, yea they fought demigods and gods and other ninjas, but think about it.
Shadow clones are the best type of gang bang - both parties get more pleasure (double hole penetration = double the good feels right?) and it's stated that the user feels, what the clones feel so more than one orgasm at the same time. Hinata must be loved getting railed by Naruto and his clones. Sakura too, cus Sasuke can also perform it.
Speaking of shadows, Shikamaru's binding shadow was definitely used for BDSM - Temari just screams "Yes I'm a boss bitch, but I want a guy who manhandles me and rapes me in bed", and Shikamaru's technique is just perfect for that.
Now for Shikamaru's best friend Choji. When Boruto started, everyone thought how the fuck did this fat subhuman land Karui the baddie from the Hidden Cloud. Well it's simple. Baika no Jutsu - the ability to enlarge his body parts at will. And you know that Karui is a hoe, so she definitely hooked up with him on the first date and she got hooked on what she planned to be yet another one night stand, and that's how they are merried with a child now (and low key Chocho is an even better baddie than her mom).
Now let's get back to Hinata - you can't tell me a princess of a clan, who essentially specialize in battle acopunture isn't good with her hands. I'm sure she gave Naruto the very best handjobs EVER. That stimulation must have been off the roof - no wonder he is drained all the time in Boruto.
I have even more ideas tho
- Sakura and Tsunade - a handjob from these two gotta not only make you cum, but also debloat you in an instant
- Sharingan - Sasuke def watched tons of porn to learn what to use on Sakura
- Tenten teleportation scrolls - that bih must have had a collection full of Dildos
- Genjutsu- making them bitches experience 50 shades of grey
I can't be the only one who thought of this right?
Shadow clones are the best type of gang bang - both parties get more pleasure (double hole penetration = double the good feels right?) and it's stated that the user feels, what the clones feel so more than one orgasm at the same time. Hinata must be loved getting railed by Naruto and his clones. Sakura too, cus Sasuke can also perform it.
Speaking of shadows, Shikamaru's binding shadow was definitely used for BDSM - Temari just screams "Yes I'm a boss bitch, but I want a guy who manhandles me and rapes me in bed", and Shikamaru's technique is just perfect for that.
Now for Shikamaru's best friend Choji. When Boruto started, everyone thought how the fuck did this fat subhuman land Karui the baddie from the Hidden Cloud. Well it's simple. Baika no Jutsu - the ability to enlarge his body parts at will. And you know that Karui is a hoe, so she definitely hooked up with him on the first date and she got hooked on what she planned to be yet another one night stand, and that's how they are merried with a child now (and low key Chocho is an even better baddie than her mom).
Now let's get back to Hinata - you can't tell me a princess of a clan, who essentially specialize in battle acopunture isn't good with her hands. I'm sure she gave Naruto the very best handjobs EVER. That stimulation must have been off the roof - no wonder he is drained all the time in Boruto.
I have even more ideas tho
- Sakura and Tsunade - a handjob from these two gotta not only make you cum, but also debloat you in an instant
- Sharingan - Sasuke def watched tons of porn to learn what to use on Sakura
- Tenten teleportation scrolls - that bih must have had a collection full of Dildos
- Genjutsu- making them bitches experience 50 shades of grey
I can't be the only one who thought of this right?
