Nearly got caught cheating but you'll never believe how I turned it around

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So when I woke up I checked my phone as usual and noticed a couple of weird things. First of all, a text from that green haired Chinese girl I posted about a few days ago. But also some texts from a number I didn't know about a delivery for food.

Turns out the Chinese girl sent me about 40 dollars in desserts directly to my address as a surprise gift....

My ltr was laying next to me and I had no idea how I'd turn this around. If I go down and pick up the food which was mostly Chinese and things I'd never order she'd be suspicious as fuck (she's latina and has always jealously poked at me for liking Chinese girls) and knows the girl I saw before her was Chinese. Also we woke up at the same time so there's no way I could have ordered without her knowing

So I was flipping out, cause if I reject the order then the Chinese girl would definitely get mad too.

BRAIN BLAST

i Go down stairs and tell my girl I'm going to workout so I take my gym bag and take all the desserts to the gym with me in the bag so I could stall for a little while

AAlso I didn't wanna throw the shit away cause it looked really good, expensive ass stuffed crepes and Boba and tarts and shit and some Chinese drinks/desserts

So I thought of a plan

I texted my ltr to meet me in the lobby of our complex and that I have a surprise for her (as part of her birthday)

When she meets me I tell her I have a surprise in my place but she needs to wait down here for 20 minutes (her birthday is soon so she bought it)

So I go upstairs and put on some massage music and throw away all the Chinese packaging on the food and put it in our own plastic containers and throw away/ate the food that was too chinese too

She comes back up and I massage her for 20 minutes we have sex then I surprise her with the food and she thinks I'm amazing

Epic win for me ngl
 
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Food was good af btw
 
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Damn thats some james bond level shit, son
 
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The life of a white man. No need to be Chad, JBW normie.
 
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holy fuck mirin
 
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Damn thats some james bond level shit, son
I was mirin myself cause my girl always accuses me of cheating with Chinese women so she would have definitely known (which she's right, btw she's almost always right when she accuses me of cheating stuff, it's fking weird, but she has no proof so I can always deny it)

One time she saw the my mirror was close to the bed and she said you used this to watch as you fucked someone else, huh?

I told her she was crazy but she was dead right :lul:
 
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HOPING TRUMPS TURNS NEVADA LIKE THAT 🙏🏻
 
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For educational purposes

So when I woke up I checked my phone as usual and noticed a couple of weird things. First of all, a text from that green haired Chinese girl I posted about a few days ago. But also some texts from a number I didn't know about a delivery for food.

Turns out the Chinese girl sent me about 40 dollars in desserts directly to my address as a surprise gift....

My ltr was laying next to me and I had no idea how I'd turn this around. If I go down and pick up the food which was mostly Chinese and things I'd never order she'd be suspicious as fuck (she's latina and has always jealously poked at me for liking Chinese girls) and knows the girl I saw before her was Chinese. Also we woke up at the same time so there's no way I could have ordered without her knowing

So I was flipping out, cause if I reject the order then the Chinese girl would definitely get mad too.

BRAIN BLAST

i Go down stairs and tell my girl I'm going to workout so I take my gym bag and take all the desserts to the gym with me in the bag so I could stall for a little while

AAlso I didn't wanna throw the shit away cause it looked really good, expensive ass stuffed crepes and Boba and tarts and shit and some Chinese drinks/desserts

So I thought of a plan

I texted my ltr to meet me in the lobby of our complex and that I have a surprise for her (as part of her birthday)

When she meets me I tell her I have a surprise in my place but she needs to wait down here for 20 minutes (her birthday is soon so she bought it)

So I go upstairs and put on some massage music and throw away all the Chinese packaging on the food and put it in our own plastic containers and throw away/ate the food that was too chinese too

She comes back up and I massage her for 20 minutes we have sex then I surprise her with the food and she thinks I'm amazing

Epic win for me ngl
Wicked bastard ngl.
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