Nearly got caught jerking off

[yazn.mads]

So I live in a Muslim household right and I normally jerk off 1 - 2 times a day depending on how I feel and yesterday something nearly happened which would've made the rest of my life very awkward.

So basically im a bathroom jerker right and I like to use lotion but I'm trying out this new lotion I got and apparently it was very loud my dad comes upstairs hears this noise and says what the hell are you doing me being the idiot says what you talking About im not doing anything and for some fucken reason I continued to fucken masturbate and after 30sec he opens the door even though it's locked cos my fucken parents are stupid and I deadass put my dick in the toilet inside the toilet bowl so quick i like twisted my shit it fucken hurt right and the lotion on my hand I deadass fucken hid my hand under my thigh and it was so fucken awkward cos I couldn't stand up to do shit or anything so dude just closed back the door.

What the fuck is wrong with my parents anyways I just continued the wank ngl top 3 wanks oat

 

[Bryce]

So I live in a Muslim household

Did your mom have you at 8 or 9?

 

[yazn.mads]

Did your mom have you at 8 or 9?

8 How'd you know

 

[terrorblade]

I deadass put my dick in the toilet inside the toilet bowl

nigga what the fuck

 

[kiidz24]

 

[foidhater123]

tales from mumbai

 

[accinr]

tales from a sweatshop in thailand jfl

 

[SoundnVision]

Top thread fella creative writing

 

[TheAutisticGreyCel]

So I live in a Muslim household right and I normally jerk off 1 - 2 times a day depending on how I feel and yesterday something nearly happened which would've made the rest of my life very awkward.

So basically im a bathroom jerker right and I like to use lotion but I'm trying out this new lotion I got and apparently it was very loud my dad comes upstairs hears this noise and says what the hell are you doing me being the idiot says what you talking About im not doing anything and for some fucken reason I continued to fucken masturbate and after 30sec he opens the door even though it's locked cos my fucken parents are stupid and I deadass put my dick in the toilet inside the toilet bowl so quick i like twisted my shit it fucken hurt right and the lotion on my hand I deadass fucken hid my hand under my thigh and it was so fucken awkward cos I couldn't stand up to do shit or anything so dude just closed back the door.

What the fuck is wrong with my parents anyways I just continued the wank ngl top 3 wanks oat

well are you muslim?

 

[lowknormalguy]

nice story pump out more i like ur creativity

 

[yazn.mads]

tales from mumbai

I live in Australia

 

[yazn.mads]

well are you muslim?

Yeh

 

[notagreycell]

So I live in a Muslim household right and I normally jerk off 1 - 2 times a day depending on how I feel and yesterday something nearly happened which would've made the rest of my life very awkward.

So basically im a bathroom jerker right and I like to use lotion but I'm trying out this new lotion I got and apparently it was very loud my dad comes upstairs hears this noise and says what the hell are you doing me being the idiot says what you talking About im not doing anything and for some fucken reason I continued to fucken masturbate and after 30sec he opens the door even though it's locked cos my fucken parents are stupid and I deadass put my dick in the toilet inside the toilet bowl so quick i like twisted my shit it fucken hurt right and the lotion on my hand I deadass fucken hid my hand under my thigh and it was so fucken awkward cos I couldn't stand up to do shit or anything so dude just closed back the door.

What the fuck is wrong with my parents anyways I just continued the wank ngl top 3 wanks oat

hope you get caught next time

 

[birthdefect]

So I live in a Muslim household right and I normally jerk off 1 - 2 times a day depending on how I feel and yesterday something nearly happened which would've made the rest of my life very awkward.

So basically im a bathroom jerker right and I like to use lotion but I'm trying out this new lotion I got and apparently it was very loud my dad comes upstairs hears this noise and says what the hell are you doing me being the idiot says what you talking About im not doing anything and for some fucken reason I continued to fucken masturbate and after 30sec he opens the door even though it's locked cos my fucken parents are stupid and I deadass put my dick in the toilet inside the toilet bowl so quick i like twisted my shit it fucken hurt right and the lotion on my hand I deadass fucken hid my hand under my thigh and it was so fucken awkward cos I couldn't stand up to do shit or anything so dude just closed back the door.

What the fuck is wrong with my parents anyways I just continued the wank ngl top 3 wanks oat

great read

 

[yazn.mads]

hope you get caught next time

Deadass if I get caught I won't even feel anything like at least I go out with a bang

 

[notagreycell]

Deadass if I get caught I won't even feel anything like at least I go out with a bang

At least if you get caught then it wont matter anymore if they catch you or not you can keep gooning safely

 

[yazn.mads]

At least if you get caught then it wont matter anymore if they catch you or not you can keep gooning safely

Trueee I never thought of it like that
Maybe I should just goon Infront of them next time

 

[TheAutisticGreyCel]

Yeh

You're muslim doing all these degenerate shit you shouldn't be doing, just quit being muslim if you don't even respect your own beliefs. Being muslim means commiting your life to your god, if you really believe there is an eternal being up there watching over your existence you wouldn't be doing this shit.

 

[yazn.mads]

You're muslim doing all these degenerate shit you shouldn't be doing, just quit being muslim if you don't even respect your own beliefs. Being muslim means commiting your life to your god, if you really believe there is an eternal being up there watching over your existence you wouldn't be doing this shit.

Who the fuck are you bro
Just cos I'm Muslim doesn't mean I can't jerk off gang everyone commits sins
Don't tell me what to do
what a absolute bum

 

[Histy]

You're muslim doing all these degenerate shit you shouldn't be doing, just quit being muslim if you don't even respect your own beliefs. Being muslim means commiting your life to your god, if you really believe there is an eternal being up there watching over your existence you wouldn't be doing this shit.

Mirin religious beliefs

 

[TheAutisticGreyCel]

Who the fuck are you bro
Just cos I'm Muslim doesn't mean I can't jerk off gang everyone commits sins
Don't tell me what to do
what a absolute bum

Just because your God forgives doesn’t mean you should choose to sin. That logic defeats the whole point of accountability, exploiting the fact that your god will forgive you is wrong.