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6 years ago when I was 25 I literally weighed 55 kgs at a strong 5'11. Pencil neck, sub 50 cm thigh circumference, an absolutely laughable 25 cm upper arm circumference, etc. Thanks to my ridiculous wingspan of 6'7 (used to think 6'4 but recently remeasured after learning how to do it properly), biacromial breadth of 45 cm (average is reportedly 39-40 for white men and 35-36 for Asians) and massive ribcage I regularly managed to get STR laid with above average girls due to looking pseudo-jacked with clothes on (probably status as a locally acclaimed musician and being the effective "leader" of my male friend group did play their due part as well). Basically I did quite well for my average (rated MTN here in non-distorted mirror pics, my cheap Chinese phone's front cam produces nightmarish lens distortion) looks, despite being a retarded aspie by birth (learning to emulate NT behaviour was key).
I must humbly admit that I used to scoff at those who emphasized the importance of neck, but man recent experiences have proven my previous beliefs absolutely idiotic. I have no idea why, since I haven't trained my neck at all (except indirectly through compound lifts and constant attention to perfecting form and posturemaxing), but over the last few weeks it has literally gone from 36 to 41 cm in circumference and 11 to just over 13 cm in lateral width at the narrowest point (just above the Adam's apple). Following these gains, a significant majority of men I encounter on the streets show clear signs of being more or less seriously intimidated by me, opting for the other side of the road while showering me with nervous glances -- this has never been the case before, and although post hoc ergo propter hoc is frequently cited as a "logical fallacy", this is only ever the case if presented as an argument of strict logical necessity; as a modal (probabilistic) argument it frequently is of no little consequence, especially if the result follows immediately and drastically from the apparent cause and no other significant variables might account for the observations in question, as indeed is true of this particular application.
Autism aside (I happily practise my ancestral craft online and with close friends), I have recently been (nervously) approached by above average teen girls, several times even, something that has definitely not been a regular feature of my life. This is truly remarkable, a glimpse into the world of Chad. Honestly never would have thought that a thick neck would be such an insane halo. Don't be like me, fellow MTNs -- don't neglect the neck pill. Sincerely grateful to those of you who have taken your time to push the validity of said pill for hooking me up with this biggest halo by far that I have ever experienced.
Just for reference, this pic is a few months old. By now my neck is overall almost an inch wider, and somehow it makes my rather plain face look more harmonious and (apparently) dominant to the point that I have been stopped and searched for arms by clearly nervous cops several times who, I can only suppose, assume that I am some kind of dark triad career criminal (which apparently is also good for facial-aesthetically unremarkable sex appeal). Going to find my high quality camera and update with a fresh pic later so that you may see for yourselves.
TL;DR: I was an idiot, the neck pill is remarkably legit. Don't be an idiot like me and neglect it.
I must humbly admit that I used to scoff at those who emphasized the importance of neck, but man recent experiences have proven my previous beliefs absolutely idiotic. I have no idea why, since I haven't trained my neck at all (except indirectly through compound lifts and constant attention to perfecting form and posturemaxing), but over the last few weeks it has literally gone from 36 to 41 cm in circumference and 11 to just over 13 cm in lateral width at the narrowest point (just above the Adam's apple). Following these gains, a significant majority of men I encounter on the streets show clear signs of being more or less seriously intimidated by me, opting for the other side of the road while showering me with nervous glances -- this has never been the case before, and although post hoc ergo propter hoc is frequently cited as a "logical fallacy", this is only ever the case if presented as an argument of strict logical necessity; as a modal (probabilistic) argument it frequently is of no little consequence, especially if the result follows immediately and drastically from the apparent cause and no other significant variables might account for the observations in question, as indeed is true of this particular application.
Autism aside (I happily practise my ancestral craft online and with close friends), I have recently been (nervously) approached by above average teen girls, several times even, something that has definitely not been a regular feature of my life. This is truly remarkable, a glimpse into the world of Chad. Honestly never would have thought that a thick neck would be such an insane halo. Don't be like me, fellow MTNs -- don't neglect the neck pill. Sincerely grateful to those of you who have taken your time to push the validity of said pill for hooking me up with this biggest halo by far that I have ever experienced.
Just for reference, this pic is a few months old. By now my neck is overall almost an inch wider, and somehow it makes my rather plain face look more harmonious and (apparently) dominant to the point that I have been stopped and searched for arms by clearly nervous cops several times who, I can only suppose, assume that I am some kind of dark triad career criminal (which apparently is also good for facial-aesthetically unremarkable sex appeal). Going to find my high quality camera and update with a fresh pic later so that you may see for yourselves.
TL;DR: I was an idiot, the neck pill is remarkably legit. Don't be an idiot like me and neglect it.