Need a German translator

[Hardrada]

@IAMNOTANINCEL

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

his female friend is in berlin and he doesnt have money to give her an airbnb so hes looking for subscribers in berlin to host her in their house and hes telling anyone who is willing to help to send an email

 

[Hardrada]

his female friend is in berlin and he doesnt have money to give her an airbnb so hes looking for subscribers in berlin to host her in their house and hes telling anyone who is willing to help to send an email

Oh I thought it was that he is going to Berlin and needs somewhere to stay

Or maybe he's pretending that his friend is in to Berlin but really it's him

Or maybe he's pretending to pretend that her friend is in Berlin when reality it's him as a distraction

Or maybe the entire thing is made up for a few donations

 

[Lynxress]

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