Need help, how do I make out ? (kissless virgin)

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Autists i call upon your help.

Basically I'm an autistic permarotter I've ldared my whole life, going clubbing today at 20. (Teencels never end up like me srsly)

I've 0 clue how to make out, what to do with my hands, mouth tongue I'm completely handicapped.

I'm 6'3 in case that affects the way I'm supposed to kiss jfl
 
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it’s really not that deep pal
 
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Just put the woman on your lap and kiss her for God's sake
 
You need to be htn+ to have a chance
 
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it suposse to come naturally, you only fuck it up when you think about it
 
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Your girl should have no idea either. If she knows how to kiss its over for you, nigger
 
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it suposse to come naturally, you only fuck it up when you think about it
This, it typically just flows, make sure she knows ur superior
 
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it suposse to come naturally, you only fuck it up when you think about it
yeah exactly this man.
dont think about it and match what she is doing and dont rush it.

btw you stress abt how youre gonna kiss but be in that position first fool
 
Autists i call upon your help.

Basically I'm an autistic permarotter I've ldared my whole life, going clubbing today at 20. (Teencels never end up like me srsly)

I've 0 clue how to make out, what to do with my hands, mouth tongue I'm completely handicapped.

I'm 6'3 in case that affects the way I'm supposed to kiss jfl
Idk boys feel like I'm gonna headbutt the bitch or some shit also wtf am I supposed to do with my tongue ? Penetrate her mouth jfl ?

I'm so retarded i wish I figured this stuff when I was 14 instead of rotting like an amoeba :lul:
 
Your girl should have no idea either. If she knows how to kiss its over for you, nigger
your replies always make me shed a tear because of how real they are
 
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Bruh this shit is too easy
 
Kiss softly, not hard.

Open your mouth, but kiss with your lips.

Only use the tip of the tongue to touch hers, don't swirl it around in her mouth.

Keep your eyes closed, your hand holding the side of her head.

Breathe.
 
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Kiss softly, not hard.

Open your mouth, but kiss with your lips.

Only use the tip of the tongue to touch hers, don't swirl it around in her mouth.

Keep your eyes closed, your hand holding the side of her head.

Breathe.
Thx finally a reply that actually describes the mechanical process of it, that's what I'm interested in.

I had secured a jb htb who was ready to cuck her long date bf jfl and was just waiting for me to do something ( she was letting me grope her while on her phone with her bf:lul:) but I couldn't lean in cuz I had no idea wtf to do...

Brutal almost ascended got cucked by inexperience

But aren't you a 35 virgin jfl what would you know ?
 
That information will be of no use to you
 
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A woman gets turned on when the male licks her face before kissing her. Start there!

You Can Do It GIF by bubly
 
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Thx finally a reply that actually describes the mechanical process of it, that's what I'm interested in.

I had secured a jb htb who was ready to cuck her long date bf jfl and was just waiting for me to do something ( she was letting me grope her while on her phone with her bf:lul:) but I couldn't lean in cuz I had no idea wtf to do...

Brutal almost ascended got cucked by inexperience

But aren't you a 35 virgin jfl what would you know ?

I've kissed a few girls in my time sonny. You often have to be ultra aggressive on nights out. It's a beastly affair which you have to adapt to. You will think like you look like a creep, but you just have to be one to succeed. You risk getting into a fight over it. That's the type of mating atmosphere that women want so that's what nights out have become, they are drama-filled 1 million BC drinking around the fire beast clashes. If you want a woman you just paw at her and see what happens, you don't try to win her through speech, just the bare minimum of dialogue. You should've just started making out with her neck, she may have half-heartedly resisted until she stopped resisting and you were making out. If she actually doesn't want you to do that she'll make it clear.

You can kiss however you want, if you watch people kissing on a night out, none of them have any idea what they're doing because they're all too drunk to be tender about it. Swirling your tongue in her mouth feels disgusting but apparently that's the norm cause tv made it the norm. They didn't kiss like that on tv in the 60s but they do now. Only real advice is to not over use the tongue which you probably will because you see them doing that on the tv and think that's how you're meant to do it.
 
Autists i call upon your help.

Basically I'm an autistic permarotter I've ldared my whole life, going clubbing today at 20. (Teencels never end up like me srsly)

I've 0 clue how to make out, what to do with my hands, mouth tongue I'm completely handicapped.

I'm 6'3 in case that affects the way I'm supposed to kiss jfl
Autists i call upon your help.

Basically I'm an autistic permarotter I've ldared my whole life, going clubbing today at 20. (Teencels never end up like me srsly)

I've 0 clue how to make out, what to do with my hands, mouth tongue I'm completely handicapped.

I'm 6'3 in case that affects the way I'm supposed to kiss jfl
Its not that hard to be honest. I had my first kiss with a girl at 13 and all you have to do is not think. if you think about it it will make it awkward and totally ruin the experience. Its not really something you can prepare for (other than having decent oral hygiene and DONT use your tongue to much.) Honestly for your first time actually being with a girl I would recommend being slightly drunk because it makes it a lot less awkward and makes you less stress overall boosts the experience.
 
Autists i call upon your help.

Basically I'm an autistic permarotter I've ldared my whole life, going clubbing today at 20. (Teencels never end up like me srsly)

I've 0 clue how to make out, what to do with my hands, mouth tongue I'm completely handicapped.

I'm 6'3 in case that affects the way I'm supposed to kiss jfl
Regarding hands put them on her cheek or back of her head or neck if shes into that
 
Start off by staring into her eyes, slowly close yours and then lightly peck her on the lips. Continue giving her light kisses and eventually slip a bit of your tongue into her mouth. She should start to do the same. Flick her tongue with yours, and eventually increase the intensity, make sure to sensually run your hands across her face and then run your fingers through her hair. Try sucking on her tongue a bit, this will really turn her on. Once you feel more experienced you can direct her to stick out her tongue and that's when you begin to rapidly flick her tongue with yours. She's going to love this, trust me. Have fun! :owo:
 
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Put your tongue into her asshole and then lick her face
 
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Kiss softly, not hard.

Open your mouth, but kiss with your lips.

Only use the tip of the tongue to touch hers, don't swirl it around in her mouth.

Keep your eyes closed, your hand holding the side of her head.

Breathe.
I didn't do any of this
Eyes open
Eyes closed feels weird and vulnerable. Could get attacked
 
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