never believe ur gf if she wants a break to 'focus on her studies'

[rape]

if you have a girlfriend & she's entering college and proposes that you two take a break because "muh relationships are distracting!!" or "muh i want to focus on my studies!!", just accept that it's over right then and there. the only thing she's going to be studying is cockology

 

[Idontknowlol]

The only thing they truly focus on when they say “I want to focus" is on chads cock

 

[Vermilioncore]

She’s studying chads asshole with her tongue

 

[rape]

She’s studying chads asshole with her tongue

exactly. she's not focusing on school she's focusing on how to make chad bust in her mouth

 

[Vermilioncore]

exactly. she's not focusing on school she's focusing on how to make chad bust in her mouth

Yeah because I remember when I was drunk off half a bottle of vodka and had my legs up on some Jeffrey star type beat and she was eating my ass and stroking my cock and I just remember thinking of the dude who left her a love note on her work desk and now she’s here eating my ass while he’s at home day dreaming