Never eating nutella ever again

[FoidCollector]

Made me constipated as fuck. I was on the toilet for 2 hours, rocking back and forth trying to get the shit out. I was literally contemplating grabbing the disposable razor in the shower and using the end of it to break the shit inside of my ass into smaller pieces to get it out. I was breathing like a foid in labor, literally consoling my body telling it that itll be alright. I made a deal with my body that if it just gets this shit out i promise ill never feed it nutella ever again. That shit was brutal tbh. I was scared to push too hard cuz i thought i might break something in my body or something, but breathing helped a lot. If ur ever constipated push while doing long exhales. Breathing helps a lot. When the shit finally came out, i had to see what it was that caused me so much pain. It was literally 2 big shits side by side that came out stuck together. Idek how my asshole is still intact. This was literally me:

 

[YungTrappa]

eat raw meat and eggs. watch goatis.

 

[Tylermax]

Thanks for the info G

 

[asdvek]

Wouldnt have happened if u ate raw eggs. In fact u dont shit after raw eggs since ur body uses all the nutrients

I haven't shit in 2,5 weeks because of this diet. I shit like once a month. My body uses all the nutrients.

 

[FoidCollector]

Thanks for the info G

Thats a dope avi bro, i look kinda similar to that

 

[condommaxxing]

Made me constipated as fuck. I was on the toilet for 2 hours, rocking back and forth trying to get the shit out. I was literally contemplating grabbing the disposable razor in the shower and using the end of it to break the shit inside of my ass into smaller pieces to get it out. I was breathing like a foid in labor, literally consoling my body telling it that itll be alright. I made a deal with my body that if it just gets this shit out i promise ill never feed it nutella ever again. That shit was brutal tbh. I was scared to push too hard cuz i thought i might break something in my body or something, but breathing helped a lot. If ur ever constipated push while doing long exhales. Breathing helps a lot. When the shit finally came out, i had to see what it was that caused me so much pain. It was literally 2 big shits side by side that came out stuck together. Idek how my asshole is still intact. This was literally me:

Wow, looks like your anus birthed a fucking shit baby

 

[FiendFiend]

Made me constipated as fuck. I was on the toilet for 2 hours, rocking back and forth trying to get the shit out. I was literally contemplating grabbing the disposable razor in the shower and using the end of it to break the shit inside of my ass into smaller pieces to get it out. I was breathing like a foid in labor, literally consoling my body telling it that itll be alright. I made a deal with my body that if it just gets this shit out i promise ill never feed it nutella ever again. That shit was brutal tbh. I was scared to push too hard cuz i thought i might break something in my body or something, but breathing helped a lot. If ur ever constipated push while doing long exhales. Breathing helps a lot. When the shit finally came out, i had to see what it was that caused me so much pain. It was literally 2 big shits side by side that came out stuck together. Idek how my asshole is still intact. This was literally me:

why would u eat that shit? thats like the most calorie dense food in the world fucking retard

 

[Tylermax]

Thats a dope avi bro, i look kinda similar to that

Did you try to enema

 

[FoidCollector]

why would u eat that shit? thats like the most calorie dense food in the world fucking retard

Sugars always been a bad habit of mine, but i think i accidentally diabetesmaxxed so im done with it now. Need to leanmaxx and watermaxx

 

[FoidCollector]

Did you try to enema

Nah im scared to put anything other than toiletpaper and water near my ass

 

[optimisticzoomer]

eat raw meat and eggs. watch goatis.

I refuse to believe any of these bots are actually serious when they mention woatis

 

[FiendFiend]

Sugars always been a bad habit of mine, but i think i accidentally diabetesmaxxed so im done with it now. Need to leanmaxx and watermaxx

replace the nutella with icecream, jesus how much of a fat ass do u have to be to eat straight nutella.

Fucking eat haribos, gummies, ice cream, jelly, whipped cream.

 

[superpsycho]

oy vey

 

[superpsycho]

bad goy…

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

Nah im scared to put anything other than toiletpaper and water near my ass

This sounds funny