Never have sex with your imaginary girlfriend!

[RichmondBread]

I invented a 30 something gf named Sarah. Very attractive and ambigously Jewish, (yet Christian), she had dark hair , green eyes, and a large bosom. I took her out to lunch many times and even held her hand. I talked to her. Then one night, I let my fantasy get out of control and had sex with her. It felt so wonderful and I couldn't believe this was happening. She mounted on top of me. Well, it didn't go well. You see, Sarah was a DEMON! When you envision a fake gf, you invite a demonic spirit wife to take over. Beautiful Sarah tuned into an old hag and tried to strangle me. She was on top of me and it was a nightmare. I fought it off and rebuked it . This is serious, business. Just let this be a warning to all of you. Sh-t got real!

 

[Jagged0]

 

[Dicklet.4.3]

what?

 

[PenileFacialSurgery]

This is what happens when you’re a 40 year old virgin

 

[OldRooster]

Just finished fapping to her. Blasted a rope across her face.

 

[autistic_tendencies]

She turned me down

 

[sub6manletnozygos]

i have an problem with maladaptive daydreaming.
i unironically can sit in bed and entertain myself for the entire day by staring at the wall and imagining im a warrior from a distant land, defending by village and eventually winning the love of the loca qt 3.14.
i unironically day dream about alternative endings to vidya gaems and movies jfl

 

[Deleted member 685]

Jfl

 

[Deleted member 3073]

This nigga is stuck in a whole new dimension of delusion

 

[Deleted member 1751]

 

[Deleted member 3202]

i have an problem with maladaptive daydreaming.
i unironically can sit in bed and entertain myself for the entire day by staring at the wall and imagining im a warrior from a distant land, defending by village and eventually winning the love of the loca qt 3.14.
i unironically day dream about alternative endings to vidya gaems and movies jfl

I can do that too.