Never let your ethnic parents found out you are dating someone

[TsarTsar444]

My parents found out im going on a date with this girl and now they are already discussing the marriage and meeting with her parents, talking about kids, pressuring me to show her picture and asking me is she short, because they don't like me to marry a short girl jfl. Niggas chill, this aint serious at all

 

[Petsmart]

thank god i have generic american parents

 

[wellthatsucks]

They've already arranged a wedding and used sperm from your cumsock to impregnate her

 

[6'4 looksmaxxxer]

Same they think casual dating====>marriage

 

[auboutduprecipice]

They've already arranged a wedding and used sperm from your cumsock to impregnate her

they know about cumsocks?? i'm so fucked

 

[wellthatsucks]

they know about cumsocks?? i'm so fucked

"Why do you always have one stiff sock underneath the bed?"

 

[Alt Number 3]

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