Never trust bitches AT ALL.

[Jaynoyn523]

I was on the bus today with two of my bros going downtown, there were two girls on the bus and one of my friends knew both girls from university, they were talking and one of them kept giving me IOIs (eye contact, smiling when looking at me, winking at me)

my friends a bit of a jester so me and the girl kept making eye contact and i was side eyeing my friend in a joke kinda way

“get a load of that guy” kinda thing but as a joke and we kept making eye contact me and her were looking at eachother so much both of my friends picked up on it and my friend says “there’s something going on with you two” and we both laughed then i made small talk with the girl and before she got off i got her number.

i call the girl later in the day which was 40 minutes ago, (never text a girl, if you text you’re a fag and you don’t know game) and we talked a little and i asked her if she wanted to go out some time this weekend

then she says she has a boyfriend

i said fuck your boyfriend then i asked as a jokey not really a joke kinda way to see what he looks like because i knew i probably looked better and when she sent the pic she says “he’s so nice, he’s the sweetest guy ever haha” and when i mention i look better than him she agreed with me and then said she’d go out with me and i then said “i see you love your boyfriend very much” in a jokey way and she said “bless him”

brutal so brutal

 

[Jaynoyn523]

bump

 

[echud123]

dnr

 

[InanimatePragmatist]

You are a moron. Too much delusional hope.

 

[VohnnyBoy]

I was on the bus today with two of my bros going downtown, there were two girls on the bus and one of my friends knew both girls from university, they were talking and one of them kept giving me IOIs (eye contact, smiling when looking at me, winking at me)

my friends a bit of a jester so me and the girl kept making eye contact and i was side eyeing my friend in a joke kinda way

“get a load of that guy” kinda thing but as a joke and we kept making eye contact me and her were looking at eachother so much both of my friends picked up on it and my friend says “there’s something going on with you two” and we both laughed then i made small talk with the girl and before she got off i got her number.

i call the girl later in the day which was 40 minutes ago, (never text a girl, if you text you’re a fag and you don’t know game) and we talked a little and i asked her if she wanted to go out some time this weekend

then she says she has a boyfriend

i said fuck your boyfriend then i asked as a jokey not really a joke kinda way to see what he looks like because i knew i probably looked better and when she sent the pic she says “he’s so nice, he’s the sweetest guy ever haha” and when i mention i look better than him she agreed with me and then said she’d go out with me and i then said “i see you love your boyfriend very much” in a jokey way and she said “bless him”

brutal so brutal

prolly larp but this shit happens

 

[Jaynoyn523]

You are a moron. Too much delusional hope.

delusional hope?

 

[Jaynoyn523]

prolly larp but this shit happens

whether you think it’s real or not yeah it does happen bro it’s brutal

 

[InanimatePragmatist]

delusional hope?

Just because a girl looks at you for a bit of time. It means nothing at all.

 

[VohnnyBoy]

whether you think it’s real or not yeah it does happen bro it’s brutal

did she look sweet or like a hoe?

 

[Almost Chadlite]

she was still trying to see if ure wolf or sheep in wolf fur bro

should have stayed cowboy and said something like why don't you invite him too

actually idk I have no idea how to reply to this

 

[Jaynoyn523]

Just because a girl looks at you for a bit of time. It means nothing at all.

did you read it the girl agreed to go out with me bro lmao, i went out with her and we had fun

 

[Jaynoyn523]

she was still trying to see if ure wolf or sheep in wolf fur bro

should have stayed cowboy and said something like why don't you invite him too

actually idk I have no idea how to reply to this

no way lmao why would i ask him to come ?? i was tryna smash lmao

 

[Jaynoyn523]

did she look sweet or like a hoe?

she looked sweet, almost like a nerd ykwim? like a really sweet girl you wouldn’t think she’d cheat or be promiscuous

 

[VohnnyBoy]

she looked sweet, almost like a nerd ykwim? like a really sweet girl you wouldn’t think she’d cheat or be promiscuous

brutal

 

[Almost Chadlite]

no way lmao why would i ask him to come ?? i was tryna smash lmao

no shit sherlock

it's just a way to hold frame instead of throwing a tantrum over it and exposing your lack of worth

 

[Jaynoyn523]

no shit sherlock

it's just a way to hold frame instead of throwing a tantrum over it and exposing your lack of worth

“frame” only matters in a long term relationship, she was attractive, she found me attractive after our date we had sex i don’t really want anything from her besides sex

 

[Almost Chadlite]

“frame” only matters in a long term relationship, she was attractive, she found me attractive after our date we had sex i don’t really want anything from her besides sex

what date? I thought she rejected the idea claiming she has a bf?

 

[Jaynoyn523]

what date? I thought she rejected the idea claiming she has a bf?

read the whole thing bro. she agreed to go out with me and after we went out i smashed

 

[Almost Chadlite]

read the whole thing bro. she agreed to go out with me and after we went out i smashed

how did u convince her bro

 

[Jaynoyn523]

how did u convince her bro

convince her for what?

 

[Almost Chadlite]

convince her for what?

not to be your guarantor for a bank loan obv, to the fucking date

 

[Jaynoyn523]

not to be your guarantor for a bank loan obv, to the fucking date

i didn’t need to convince her bro tf, i asked and she agreed to go out, it’s that simple.

 

[Almost Chadlite]

i didn’t need to convince her bro tf, i asked and she agreed to go out, it’s that simple.

why didn't I think of that

 

[Jaynoyn523]

why didn't I think of that

that’s how it works bro, girls don’t need to be convinced to cheat on their boyfriends. i simply asked her on a date, cheating was her choice to make lmao

 

[Almost Chadlite]

that’s how it works bro, girls don’t need to be convinced to cheat on their boyfriends. i simply asked her on a date, cheating was her choice to make lmao

I could have sworn entire point of thread was even if gyrls drop IOI after IOI they might still reject you in the end

 

[Jaynoyn523]

I could have sworn entire point of thread was even if gyrls drop IOI after IOI they might still reject you in the end

it’s a fucking story about how a bitch went on a date with me but had a boyfriend