never using castor oil as fapping lubricant again

[maxmendietta]

it works kinda well but some got into my urethra and i had to run to the bath to wash that shit off as it was burning it heavily.

 

[Deleted member 7776]

Why do you use lubricants to fap?

 

[Deleted member 1140]

ill never use rat poison again too

 

[maxmendietta]

Why do you use lubricants to fap?

ur right next time ill use ur mothers pussy juice to fap.

 

[maxmendietta]

ill never use rat poison again too

im not sure whether this actually works. can you provide proof?

 

[Deleted member 7776]

ur right next time ill use ur mothers pussy juice to fap.

Jfc it's over for you. Are you 12 or what?

 

[maxmendietta]

Jfc it's over for you. Are you 12 or what?

noodles me

 

[Deleted member 1140]

im not sure whether this actually works. can you provide proof?

just spit in ur hand and put some rat poison on it, the more it burns the better orgasm ur gonna get

if ur dick starts hurting and turning black dont worry it will go back to notmal within minutes

 

[maxmendietta]

just spit in ur hand and put some rat poison on it, the more it burns the better orgasm ur gonna get

if ur dick starts hurting and turning black dont worry it will go back to notmal within minutes

I'm still dubious of your claims. There is a reason why it's named "rat poison". I am not letting my penis anywhere near that thing.

 

[Deleted member 4464]

Why do you use lubricants to fap?

he is a cut americuck or muslim or a jew

 

[maxmendietta]

he is a cut americuck or muslim or a jew

Let's stick to your last proposal.

 

[Deleted member 2748]

i never understood the need for lubricants when fapping
just move the skin up and down without any friction tbh

 

[Deleted member 10104]

he is a cut americuck or muslim or a jew

You are misinformed.

I'm cut and don't need lube to fap.

There is enough foreskin.

 

[maxmendietta]

You are misinformed.

I'm cut and don't need lube to fap.

There is enough foreskin.

if by "enough foreskin" u mean ur grindr dates ass then i can believe your claims.

 

[Deleted member 10104]

if by "enough foreskin" u mean ur grindr dates ass then i can believe your claims.

JFL you called me out on my foreskin frauding, it's truly over for me.

 

[Deleted member 4464]

JFL you called me out on my foreskin frauding, it's truly over for me.

its truly over for cutcels ngl, your dick got jewed so some rich and famous slut like sandra bullock can look young at 50 years old

 

[CommanderCope]

needing to use lubricant ---> cucked by jews

 

[maxmendietta]

needing to use lubricant ---> cucked by jews

ur right next time ill harvest my natural organic sourced self precum so i can fap with it.

 

[CommanderCope]

ur right next time ill harvest my natural organic sourced self precum so i can fap with it.

you have to fap in order to produce precum though. Its over for you

 

[bruh3610]

Never gonna use rubbing alcohol as lube again, i got way too horny

 

[Alt Number 3]

one similar happen to me

 

[TheChosenChad]

Castor oil is thick as fuck nigga, the worst kind of lube.Coconut oil mogs.

 

[TheChosenChad]

its truly over for cutcels ngl, your dick got jewed so some rich and famous slut like sandra bullock can look young at 50 years old

Ogre for you CutCels