New idea on how to ascend as a very ugly guy

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If you are very ugly, you cant really looksmax to ascend. Everything that you do can bring you from hideos to normal ugly maybe. Not worth it.
What you need to do:
1. Move to a country where it is allowed to hide your face/get a permission for it in your country. Maybe you will need to burn your face for it, idk.
2. Start wearing that mask. You can get different masks and play an akatsuki member in RL. Will get you attention from weeb girls.
3. Now start gymcelling hard. Maybe you have to do roids for it. Gymcel until you look like a real life anime character with that mask.
Maybe you can gymcel before your mask, but you need to be completely relocated after you start your new life. Noone in that area should know you were just a subhuman.
4. When people ask you why you wear it, just say you saved a baby in a burning house or you were a victim of a terror acid attack. Whatever sounds better to you. People will understand and respect it.
5. With your newly aquired SMV, you can now start to get girls. You will even have some extra points for being extremely unique, girls would hang out with you just for the experience.
6. If you ever get in a situation where girls start wanting a LTR with you, or try to convince you to put off your mask "just one time" during sex, tell here you are deeply ashamed of your face (you dont even have to lie). They will understand.
 
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Now thats what i call shitposting
 
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High iq pin this in best of best @Master
 
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neck yourself op
 

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