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Some girl came up to me at work and said I was the best looking bouncer shes ever seen and asked for my instagram so I gave it to her

She dmed me at the end of the night when the bar was closing asking me when i got off so i told her and asked to come over straight from work

I go over to her airbnb she was sharing with 8 other girls HOLY shit super difficult to be one guy with 8 girls grilling you especially when im coming up with lies that im 22 and all this shit rofl

She isnt giving it up easily and shut down my advances like 6 times, so i was borderline jester tier making out with this chick and not getting sex, but eventually she brought me to her room and we fucked. I came in her by accident and she wasnt on birth control RIP.

I was like you should take a plan b i nutted in you, this gutter clunge slut was like “well you have to pay for it” yea ok fuck you slut. I told her i had one in my car and id be right back, i go out and fucking FLOOR it home celebrating that chad tier pump and dump, blocked her and all her friends on ig

4th slay since Thursday night:feelshah:
 
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This happened in the deepest and dirtiest slums of Mumbai.
 
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You were writing this when you were taking a shit on toilet, right?
 
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why did this nigga copy and paste clavicular
 
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OIG39lipSUynK2BPZKE
 
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This is a textbook pump and dump! Good job!
 
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@klip11 thoughts? Have you had a wilder slay story?
 
Tales from @Blackgymmax attic while he rubs @Jason Voorhees belly
 
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This happened
 
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Necro bump
 
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