new looksmax.org merch just dropped

[Sceptical]

@Master has decided to bless us by releasing some merch for us incels with 100% polyester and handcrafted by unpaid children in the deepest slums of chinese sweatshop

what size yall getting? @valentine @registerfasterusing @heightmaxxing @inversions @Orka

 

[chudpiller]

That feeling when your girl takes off your pants and asks what looksmaxxing is

 

[cam1000]

“fashion is cope”
Until I pull up with this on

 

[Sceptical]

@alurmo you buying this right, bro?

 

[Sceptical]

“fashion is cope”
Until I pull up with this on

guaranteed to make every foid in the vicinity wet their panties

 

[Le fort]

Just ordered, these normies will have no clue how cool it is.

 

[Sceptical]

@acm @Fridx you fuckin with these designs or nah?

 

[acm]

@acm @Fridx you fuckin with these designs or nah?

this is way better of a design

 

[cristaking8]

@Master has decided to bless us by releasing some merch for us incels with 100% polyester and handcrafted by unpaid children in the deepest slums of chinese sweatshop
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what size yall getting? @valentine @registerfasterusing @heightmaxxing @inversions @Orka

Give me size XL

 

[Clqs]

Massa should bring these back

 

[wuzzdio]

@Master has decided to bless us by releasing some merch for us incels with 100% polyester and handcrafted by unpaid children in the deepest slums of chinese sweatshop
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what size yall getting? @valentine @registerfasterusing @heightmaxxing @inversions @Orka

Nobody is buying this

 

[Sandriguez]

yeah

like i’m going to school with chud uniform on

 

[Sceptical]

Nobody is buying this

fym nobody
we are all buying this for summer

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

 

[Le fort]

Nobody is buying this

Just made this, I’d wear it unironically once I get to 300 lean

 

[Sceptical]

Massa should bring these back

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i just checked the website and they even got a limited edition for tiktokcels

 

[luuk]

@Master has decided to bless us by releasing some merch for us incels with 100% polyester and handcrafted by unpaid children in the deepest slums of chinese sweatshop
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what size yall getting? @valentine @registerfasterusing @heightmaxxing @inversions @Orka

My goal is to ascend to the point that I can slay whilst wearing official looksmax.org underwear

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

Imagine a truecel like me wearing this.

 

[Sandriguez]

@Master has decided to bless us by releasing some merch for us incels with 100% polyester and handcrafted by unpaid children in the deepest slums of chinese sweatshop
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what size yall getting? @valentine @registerfasterusing @heightmaxxing @inversions @Orka

should start mass producing looksmax condoms so we can slay while repping our flag

 

[Sceptical]

Imagine a truecel like me wearing this.

new gym pump cover
would go hard ngl

 

[Sandriguez]

Imagine a truecel like me wearing this.

we ARE wearing this to grama’s birthday… right???

 

[Sceptical]

should start mass producing looksmax condoms so we can slay with identity

"you got magnum?"
"nah, but i have these new org ones i bought yesterday"

 

[Sceptical]

@Jatt @Gaygymmaxx cold approaching with these might be the new meta

 

[kiing_ronk]

Who would buy this why would I wanna be a walking billboard for @Master

 

[Sceptical]

Who would buy this why would I wanna be a walking billboard for @Master

we need more greys on this forum

 

[cam1000]

i just checked the website and they even got a limited edition for tiktokcels
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What’s the link to this? I have an idea

 

[luuk]

what does master even use the money for
surely he has more than enough to ascend but he just voluntarily stays fat and ugly

 

[Sceptical]

what does master even use the money for
surely he has more than enough to ascend but he just voluntarily stays fat and ugly

cuz master likes being a volcel instead of mindlessly chasing after pussy

 

[SnowyWeather]

Imagine pulling up on a nigga and your wrist wet with .org

 

[Sceptical]

What’s the link to this? I have an idea

i used sora.chatgpt for the prompts

 

[cam1000]

i used sora.chatgpt for the prompts

I feel retarded rn
I could tell the first clothes were fake but that one I responded to looked real

 

[BlackFag]

@Master has decided to bless us by releasing some merch for us incels with 100% polyester and handcrafted by unpaid children in the deepest slums of chinese sweatshop
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what size yall getting? @valentine @registerfasterusing @heightmaxxing @inversions @Orka

buying this shit automatically gets you a special visit from Goatis Clav and marlon
and they give you a free bonesmash thumbpulling and mewing session

and finishing with massai jumps

 

[Tomorrow]

Massa should bring these back

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I would rock that cope shirt with 0 shame

 

[BlackFag]

@Master has decided to bless us by releasing some merch for us incels with 100% polyester and handcrafted by unpaid children in the deepest slums of chinese sweatshop
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what size yall getting? @valentine @registerfasterusing @heightmaxxing @inversions @Orka

should be unpaid indian children
adds pheromones
pheromonemaxxing

 

[Sceptical]

I feel retarded rn
I could tell the first clothes were fake but that one I responded to looked real

what about this limited edition for tiktokcels?

 

[BlackFag]

what about this limited edition for tiktokcels?
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one of you faggots would buy and wear this

 

[Sceptical]

one of you faggots would buy and wear this

one of us?
we all own at least one pair of this bro

 

[registerfasterusing]

@Master has decided to bless us by releasing some merch for us incels with 100% polyester and handcrafted by unpaid children in the deepest slums of chinese sweatshop
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what size yall getting? @valentine @registerfasterusing @heightmaxxing @inversions @Orka

@Grilldaddy❤️

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

@Jatt @Gaygymmaxx cold approaching with these might be the new meta

Hey baby girl, just so you know I knew clavicular before he was famous

 

[Sceptical]

Hey baby girl, just so you know I knew clavicular before he was famous

"is that right?" so, tell me why you made me wear this on our first date."