New Looksmaxxing product idea

[fluoride1337]

Make a blemish balm cream with ceramicide in it



Call it BBC cream

Your welcome.

 

[ItsOverLawg]

i got a better one tbh

these niggers are so desperate about hunter eyes so give them a ''hunter eyes tape'' and instruct them to tape their eyelids together
not only will they look like school shooters but it'll also upgrade us rating wise

 

[4lt.Real]

 

[lucifer6969]

i got a better one tbh

these niggers are so desperate about hunter eyes so give them a ''hunter eyes tape'' and instruct them to tape their eyelids together
not only will they look like school shooters but it'll also upgrade us rating wise

the tape is obvious

 

[fluoride1337]

i got a better one tbh

these niggers are so desperate about hunter eyes so give them a ''hunter eyes tape'' and instruct them to tape their eyelids together
not only will they look like school shooters but it'll also upgrade us rating wise

Actual good idea since gooks already invented eyelid tape

 

[ItsOverLawg]

the tape is obvious

and?
more the obvious it is the more the turn off it is

 

[ItsOverLawg]

Actual good idea since gooks already invented eyelid tape

subhumans

 

[lucifer6969]

and?
more the obvious it is the more the turn off it is

yes u shouldn't look tryhard

 

[fluoride1337]

[The scene opens with a confident entrepreneur, Fluoride1337, standing in front of the Sharks. He has a display of sleek, minimalistic tubes labeled "BBC Cream" with a tagline that reads: "Beauty Blemish Ceramide Cream. Coverage that Cares."]

[Fluoride1337's presence is undeniable as he stands before the Sharks. His pronounced zygomatic arches (zygos) accentuate his chiseled, high-cheekbone structure, perfectly highlighting his symmetrical, masculine features. His exceptional bigonial width frames his jawline with a sharp, angular lower face that commands attention. His hunter eyes, set deeply under a strong brow ridge, add intensity to his gaze, while his square chin and flawless skin exude peak aesthetics.]

Fluoride1337: "Hello, Sharks! My name is Fluoride1337, and I'm here today seeking $100,000 for a 10% equity stake in my company, 'BBC Cream.' Now, I know what you're thinking, but let me set the record straight—BBC Cream stands for 'Beauty Blemish Ceramide Cream.' It’s a BB cream with a twist, and I promise it’s nothing inappropriate!"

[The Sharks smile, some chuckling at the name, but still intrigued.]

Fluoride1337: "BBC Cream isn’t just your average BB cream—it’s a skincare powerhouse. We took a standard BB cream and elevated it by infusing it with ceramides. These ceramides strengthen the skin barrier, lock in moisture, and give you that smooth, hydrated look while covering imperfections."

[Lori Greiner leans in, clearly interested.]

Lori: "So, it's like a BB cream with benefits! What inspired you to add ceramides to the formula?"

Fluoride1337: "Exactly, Lori! I noticed that most BB creams on the market offer good coverage but do little to improve the health of your skin. By adding ceramides, we’re turning BBC Cream into a product that not only conceals blemishes and evens skin tone but also actively works to repair and protect your skin throughout the day. It’s makeup that doubles as skincare."

[Mark Cuban nods in agreement.]

Mark: "That's a smart approach. But let's be real—naming it 'BBC Cream' is a bold move. How are you going to address any controversy or confusion about the name?"

Fluoride1337: "Great question, Mark. We wanted a name that would be memorable and stand out in the crowded beauty market, but our focus is always on the product itself. We’ve created a fun, engaging brand that plays on the catchy name while making sure our messaging remains professional and skincare-focused. The idea is to get people talking about it and then wow them with the product’s results."

[Kevin O'Leary chimes in with his signature smirk.]

Kevin: "So tell us about the sales. Are people buying this 'conversation starter' of a product?"

Fluoride1337: "Mr. Wonderful, since launching three months ago, we’ve sold over 10,000 units with minimal marketing spend. Most of our growth has come from organic social media buzz and beauty influencers who love the concept and the results. With profit margins at 65%, we’ve already secured interest from a major retailer looking to stock BBC Cream in stores nationwide."

[Barbara Corcoran smiles approvingly.]

Barbara: "I have to say, I love the playfulness of the name combined with a serious skincare product. Plus, those sales numbers are impressive. I’m definitely interested!"

Fluoride1337: "Thank you, Barbara! I truly believe that BBC Cream has the potential to become a top player in the beauty industry, with the perfect blend of innovation and personality. Together, we can make 'Beauty Blemish Ceramide Cream' the new go-to for flawless skin!"

 

[fluoride1337]

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