chrishell
Poet laureate of the deep state
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Went out with my friend @n9wiff in paris. Some of yall wuz probably watchin the ball drop in paris on ur tv for new years anyway. He's 179cm and 75% percentile HTN facially, but is brutally failoed by his pale skin and fat neck bringing him down to 25% percentile HTN. He also has low muscle mass despite his coat hanger tier clavicles that mog even mine. NW2, harmony and stubbleful, undowngrown square jaw and protruding wide strong demon chin and no failos except ones hitherto discussed. If he repaired his failos he'd be at least a 80% percentile chadlite
Another normie tier guy was with us but was denied entry by the bouncer that looked like gorlock the destroyer
ethnic guy is 6'5 barefoot and looks like a worse version of this guy, but with hazel eyes and sicilian coloring
unsure if I mogged the ethnic guy he's easily the best looking ethnique I've had the pleasure of encountering. to think I do the normie tier guy referred to the ethnic as the "biggest-balled" among us.
what happened inside:
The bar was at like 4/7 capacity, I estimated there to have be around 600-900 people in there. Most of them 18-25 year old zoomers
Évidemment, you can literally be the best looking guy facially, with the biggest frame and the best physique in the entire club, and only get one approach and one IOI
You can be a mogger and get nothing in this economy
Another normie tier guy was with us but was denied entry by the bouncer that looked like gorlock the destroyer
ethnic guy is 6'5 barefoot and looks like a worse version of this guy, but with hazel eyes and sicilian coloring
unsure if I mogged the ethnic guy he's easily the best looking ethnique I've had the pleasure of encountering. to think I do the normie tier guy referred to the ethnic as the "biggest-balled" among us.
what happened inside:
- Zoomers look....trash. They are somehow even less robust and moist than what people my age were at 18. They all looked the same, melted turnip/cabbage face, tiny skull, 0 dimorphism pudgy looking, skinnyfattie pooboys and poogirls All rocking the same turnip or curtain haircut. This applies to all ethnicities.
- Near the middle of the night a HTB persian girl came onto me and started grinding on my penis and balls, I shuffled back to try and get away but she aggressively grabbed both my hands and put it around her buttcheeks. I told her I had a girlfriend and she wigged out, she started screaming violently to her friend, started speaking in tongues and some foreign language then approached the ethnic chadlite to ask if I was telling the trutherino. Apparently she was Druze. I had another curry femoid look me up and down flirtaciously but she wasn't appealling sexually speaking. Nothing else happened. Like literally nothing. at all.The ethnic guy didn't get shit and n9wiff din't get shit. Despite us being the top 3 best looking in the club
- Nobody in the club was buff and strong. I had the best frame and physique combo in there, bar one guy who was a giga gymcel or roided, but he was UGLY AS FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK.
- Our group mogged every single manguyboy in there. @n9wiff claims that I was the biggest mogger there, with the ethnic guy coming in at a close second
- a lotta manlet subhumans with bumgirls. It was legitimately concerning , some of these guys were like 5'5 recessed into the relekka slayer dungeon and back with a mtb's hands ll over them and kissing them on their faces, mouths, etc. We stood next to these beanbags and made them look like a different species. Yet the power of status/social circle prevailed, our looks didnt mean jack SHIT
- We were outside trying to get some mdma since the normie guy had our tobacco and wasn't allowed in. Me and the ethnic guy approached a group of girls and they were giving us attitude about the cigs even though we offered them money. A second time I went by myself to a LTN and a girl he was with and they gave me two, the ethnic chadite then said it's because "I look better"
- We made OLD profiles and were matching insane stacies/stacylites, getting asked on dates and shit despite being borderline invisible irl
The bar was at like 4/7 capacity, I estimated there to have be around 600-900 people in there. Most of them 18-25 year old zoomers
Évidemment, you can literally be the best looking guy facially, with the biggest frame and the best physique in the entire club, and only get one approach and one IOI
You can be a mogger and get nothing in this economy
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