New years slay story

[ntstephn]

The night starts off with 4 of my freinds we have this shitty move with a bunch of nobody’s from my school. but we heard they had alcohol so we decided to go. Get there drink like 4 fucking beers to high inhib max. start talking to these bitches and one mtb ask me for a zyn i give her it. then her 280 obese friend asked and i said no. Later that night me and mtb are making out but we can’t fuck inside because of all the parents are home. so i take this bitch to the bushes down the street. the fat bitch keeps saying some werid shit (she dosent like you) as she’s touching my dick i literally wanted to fucking curb stomp that bitch. any way i get to the bushes and she starts off with neck pure teeth shit was awful. i’m off 30mg addy 4 beers so my shit isn’t even getting up. so i fuck her last like 4 mins then we leave 20 mins after. bitch tried giving me a new years kiss like i didn’t just nut in her mouth. anyway that’s it

 

[Orka]

Tales but still funny

 

[idont]

and then you woke up

The night starts off with 4 of my freinds we have this shitty move with a bunch of nobody’s from my school. but we heard they had alcohol so we decided to go. Get there drink like 4 fucking beers to high inhib max. start talking to these bitches and one mtb ask me for a zyn i give her it. then her 280 obese friend asked and i said no. Later that night me and mtb are making out but we can’t fuck inside because of all the parents are home. so i take this bitch to the bushes down the street. the fat bitch keeps saying some werid shit (she dosent like you) as she’s touching my dick i literally wanted to fucking curb stomp that bitch. any way i get to the bushes and she starts off with neck pure teeth shit was awful. i’m off 30mg addy 4 beers so my shit isn’t even getting up. so i fuck her last like 4 mins then we leave 20 mins after. bitch tried giving me a new years kiss like i didn’t just nut in her mouth. anyway that’s it

 

[ntstephn]

Tales but still funny

On MY life i don’t larp

 

[ntstephn]

and then you woke up

wtf did i say that’s so hard to believe im not fucking sub human i get beckies nigga

 

[idont]

wtf did i say that’s so hard to believe im not fucking sub human i get beckies nigga

this only happens to me unfortunately

 

[BR32]

Peak life

 

[Joeseminate]

Important thread

 

[capatoo]

u came on here to flex that u fucked a mid tier Becky

 

[addct]

u came on here to flex that u fucked a mid tier Becky

 

[GandyLuvr]

The night starts off with 4 of my freinds we have this shitty move with a bunch of nobody’s from my school. but we heard they had alcohol so we decided to go. Get there drink like 4 fucking beers to high inhib max. start talking to these bitches and one mtb ask me for a zyn i give her it. then her 280 obese friend asked and i said no. Later that night me and mtb are making out but we can’t fuck inside because of all the parents are home. so i take this bitch to the bushes down the street. the fat bitch keeps saying some werid shit (she dosent like you) as she’s touching my dick i literally wanted to fucking curb stomp that bitch. any way i get to the bushes and she starts off with neck pure teeth shit was awful. i’m off 30mg addy 4 beers so my shit isn’t even getting up. so i fuck her last like 4 mins then we leave 20 mins after. bitch tried giving me a new years kiss like i didn’t just nut in her mouth. anyway that’s it

Become a writer

 

[ntstephn]

u came on here to flex that u fucked a mid tier Becky

maybe

 

[NudeSelfiesTilliDie]

If ur gonna larp atleast make it interesting to read dumnbass

 

[ntstephn]

If ur gonna larp atleast make it interesting to read dumnbass

larp You’re life is just boring because ur sub human faggot

 

[NudeSelfiesTilliDie]

larp You’re life is just boring because ur sub human faggot