New York City

[fobos]

DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

 

[Insomniac]

tie the knot

 

[kobecel]

Not a single word

 

[Deleted member 483]

Not a single word

 

[Alexanderr]

Not a single word

 

[FrothySolutions]

Can you do these for other cities?

 

[fobos]

Can you do these for other cities?

Bro I stole this

 

[KrissKross]

Not one solitary letter was read

 

[SikKunt]

Readn't I did

 

[The Dude Abides]

Jfl, there are actual people who willingly snip themselves.

 

[fobos]

Snips me

 

[SHARK]

Isn't there a meetup in nyc this summer for this site?

 

[fobos]

Isn't there a meetup in nyc this summer for this site?

Yes Nibba and afrikancel are getting snipped together

 

[FrothySolutions]

Bro I stole this

Do other copypastas exist for other cities? Where'd you find this one?

 

[fobos]

Do other copypastas exist for other cities? Where'd you find this one?

Some Facebook page, can't remember tbh