Ngl having imaginary friends is kinda a life hack.

[fashioncel]

I only had an imaginary girlfriend until recently,

I saw all the kids in my class having fun with their friends, And I wasn't gonna be friends with them (That wouldn't even happen I'm subhuman),

So I created imaginary friends, and it's the best school experience I've had this year,

And the only negative I can think of is "it a bit fucking weird",

But the positives outweigh the negatives by a mile,

You would have all positives of having friends Without any of the negatives,
and You would have a better Time talking to people (because you already practiced that on yourself with your imaginary friends).

 

[kababcel]

I only had an imaginary girlfriend until recently,

I saw all the kids in my class having fun with their friends, And I wasn't gonna be friends with them (That wouldn't even happen I'm subhuman),

So I created imaginary friends, and it's the best school experience I've had this year,

And the only negative I can think of is "it a bit fucking weird",

But the positives outweigh the negatives by a mile,

You would have all positives of having friends Without any of the negatives,
and You would have a better Time talking to people (because you already practiced that on yourself with your imaginary friends).

Im all for it but if I wanna fap or smth, how do I have imaginary sex and stuff?

 

[Petsmart]

incest fantasies might be less embarrassing than this

 

[jbwhtninthailand]

wtf.

 

[Sceptical]

incest fantasies might be less embarrassing than this

op is slowly turning schizo

 

[fashioncel]

Im all for it but if I wanna fap or smth, how do I have imaginary sex and stuff?

I'm not gonna tell you how to masturbate,

I'm not your fucking masturbation teacher.

 

[kababcel]

I'm not gonna tell you how to masturbate,

I'm not your fucking masturbation teacher.

Hey man help an incel outWe are all here for each other

 

[Dhoriscol]

When I was I kid I always imagined 3 big insects who would follow me around and plan on eating me if I wasn't fast enough when doing something
Worst thing is that it was never a vague "they are going to get me" thing, every time I imagined them stinging and killing me brutally

 

[fashioncel]

op is slowly turning schizo
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You're definitely not ready for the THE thread.

 

[fashioncel]

Hey man help an incel outWe are all here for each other

I actually never had imagination sex, so I don't know sorry buddy boyo.

 

[fashioncel]

incest fantasies might be less embarrassing than this

As a wise man once said: "If you're in a hole, dig yourself deeper",

And because of the incest posts, let's say I'm in a hole and I have a shovel.

 

[fashioncel]

wtf.

What's wrong??.

 

[BigBoy]

Just develop schizophrenia bro

 

[EvilSatanArseRapist]

Schizoid, mirin.

 

[fashioncel]

Just develop schizophrenia bro

This is literally a 100% safe,

There's no risk in developing schizophrenia,
Stop with your slander or I'm gonna get my lawyers on your ass.

 

[BigBoy]

This is literally a 100% safe,

There's no risk in developing schizophrenia,
Stop with your slander or I'm gonna get my lawyers on your ass.

No u might actually tbh

 

[fashioncel]

Schizoid, mirin.

This is literally a 100% safe,

There's no risk in developing schizophrenia,
Stop with your slander or I'm gonna get my lawyers on your ass.

Read my post.

 

[fashioncel]

No u might actually tbh

I've been doing this for a while (Since I was like 4 years old) And I don't have One Touch of schizophrenia in my body.

 

[greycel]

Who needs friends in this world of evil

 

[EvilSatanArseRapist]

Read my post.

I did, i read every molecule, bhai.

(Wait till op finds out about ai girlfriends)

Akihiko Kondo - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[fashioncel]

I did, i read every molecule, bhai.

(Wait till op finds out about ai girlfriends)

Akihiko Kondo - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

AI girlfriends are soulless,

My imaginary girlfriend is full of soul.

 

[fashioncel]

Who needs friends in this world of evil
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Me.

 

[hntrisnatty]

This is literally a 100% safe,

There's no risk in developing schizophrenia,
Stop with your slander or I'm gonna get my lawyers on your ass.

i fucking hate SPD,i can’t even drive normally without seeing shadow ppl jump in front of my car

 

[suub2incel]

I only had an imaginary girlfriend until recently,

I saw all the kids in my class having fun with their friends, And I wasn't gonna be friends with them (That wouldn't even happen I'm subhuman),

So I created imaginary friends, and it's the best school experience I've had this year,

And the only negative I can think of is "it a bit fucking weird",

But the positives outweigh the negatives by a mile,

You would have all positives of having friends Without any of the negatives,
and You would have a better Time talking to people (because you already practiced that on yourself with your imaginary friends).

ill stick to talking for chat gpt for 3 hours everynight before i sleep to talk about my day but not a bad idea

 

[fashioncel]

i fucking hate SPD,i can’t even drive normally without seeing shadow ppl jump in front of my car

 

[fashioncel]

ill stick to talking for chat gpt for 3 hours everynight before i sleep to talk about my day but not a bad idea

This nigga talks to chatgpt for 3 hours.

 

[hntrisnatty]

lmao

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[Meteor21]

Probably unironically high iq

 

[bakpaokukus]

I used to have an imaginary friend until he got hijacked by a hundred years old jinn from the cemetery

everytime I'm in public transport, he would randomly spam whispers in my ears, telling me to openly jerk off in public transport in front of everybody. it was hard but I have to cut him off after that

 

[Gonthar]

So I created imaginary friends, and it's the best school experience I've had this year,