Nigga i have actual mind powers (control the future)

[Iasacrko]

Bruh if i imagine things they come true 1/3 times like whenever i am not ready for a test at school i imagine the teacher is sick and then i go and they are and it's cancelled

This shit happens so many times I'm starting to think i have powers

I also imagine words then a second later i either find the word in something i read or u hear someone say it

So many more examples of other things i predict

I am training to control this power maybe then i will be ruler of the world

 

[Iasacrko]

I tried imagining girls would approach me didn't work tho only seems to work for small details but maybe if i train my powers it can work

 

[Suimaxxer]

I also imagine words then a second later i either find the word in something i read or u hear someone say it

Legit happens to me almost everyday

 

[buflek]

happens to me daily

we life in a simulation / parallel universe

 

[Milosz]

 

[Iasacrko]

Legit happens to me almost everyday

happens to me daily

we life in a simulation / parallel universe

This shit happens so much I'm really curious to see how far it can go

 

[buflek]

This shit happens so much I'm really curious to see how far it can go

i have many of these things but its always useless shit

like i remember not logging in on this forum for s couple of months and opened my few notifications, then like 1 min later some guy liked a post from me from months ago when the last notification was weeks earlier

or my gf/mom/brother says smth i just thought eventho its out of context / nothing in relation happens etc

 

[ropemax]

I can fart on command

 

[lightskinbengali]

When will you get diagnosed bhai

 

[Magical Apple]

Bruh if i imagine things they come true 1/3 times like whenever i am not ready for a test at school i imagine the teacher is sick and then i go and they are and it's cancelled

This shit happens so many times I'm starting to think i have powers

I also imagine words then a second later i either find the word in something i read or u hear someone say it

So many more examples of other things i predict

I am training to control this power maybe then i will be ruler of the world

im starting to think you have schizophrenia

 

[Iasacrko]

im starting to think you have schizophrenia

It's not schizophrenia if it actually affects my life, i see the shit and everyone else does

 

[Magical Apple]

It's not schizophrenia if it actually affects my life, i see the shit and everyone else does

yea alright man

 

[Gonthar]

Why don't you use this power to make some money, try an online casino, play roulette or something and concentrate on a certain number to win.

 

[justadude]

schizo ramblings

 

[Magical Apple]

Why don't you use this power to make some money, try an online casino, play roulette or something and concentrate on a certain number to win.

OP thinks he is the mc in a bad young adult novel.

 

[Deleted member 14392]

Yeah, autism is usually accompanied by magical powers

 

[Deleted member 24712]

Yeah, autism is usually accompanied by magical powers