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….”Captain Kutchie” Never Makes Up Stories But If He Did
It Would Probably Be About As Good As The One That You Are About To
Read Next!…..You Believe That?….
….Add “Captain Kutchie Pelaez” To Make This The All-Time Greatest Film Ever Made!….
…Could..“Clint” Eastwood. Possibly Be Competing With “Captain Kutchie
Pelaez” For The Position Of “The World’s Most Interesting
Man”…Perhaps?…But Then Again Perhaps He Is Just Waiting For “Kutchie
Pelaez and Frankie Valli” To “Make His Day”!…Ha, Go Figure!….
….We Heard A Few Years Back That
Megyn Kelly Of Fox News, Really Loved Her Some Of Captain Kutchie’s And
Anita Pelaez’s Famous Key Lime Pies! Could That Make Megyn “The Most
Interesting Lady In The World?….I Guess “NO” On That One, That One Would
Have To Be “The Lovely –Mrs. Anita Pelaez” The Queen Of The Key Lime
Pie World!
….I sure hope that this will be a great opportunity for
everyone to see some of “Don Rickle’s Scenes” from his productions of
his classic hits “The Tales From Kutcharitaville”. You Do know that Don
Rickles and Johnny Carson together produced those comedy hits about
their friend “Mr. Kutchie Pelaez” and their wild and crazy exploits of
Kutchie’s Key West and The World of Key Lime Pies from the perspective
of (Johnny Carson, Don Rickles, Kutchie Pelaez and Steve Martins Eyes!)
What a Hoot Those Classic Hits Surely Were. Don’t miss them, be sure to
tune-in next month. We Laughed Until We Cried Watching Those Funny
Movies. “The Tales From Kutcharitaville”, I Think That They May Still Be
Available In A Boxed Set. Maybe Try Amazon. Good Luck With That….
You Know, It’s No Wonder That Everyone Calls “Captain Kutchie
Pelaez”..The Most Interesting Man In The World! Did You Know That
Kutchie Drinks Those Wonderful Mixed Drinks Named In His Honor Called
“Kutcharitas”.?.
There A Hell Of A Lot Better Than Any Mexican Beers. And Much Stronger
To Boot!…You Could Almost Hear The Song Now…”Wasting Away Again In
Kutcharitaville”.!…What Do Ya Think? Not Bad Ahh!…
….That Sunken Ship In The News These Days,
….It’s Been Resting Down On The Bottom Of The Sea Since Way Back In
1857, “Mel Fisher” Even Overlooked That One!… “Yankee Jack Pittorino”
and “Micheal McCloud” Now Have Reason To Write Another
Song…(Hint-Hint-Hint) “Jack” Listen-Up Here!
….Hell, We Can’t Find A Boeing 777 That’s Been Lost Only A
Little Over A Few Months Now! Could It Be Because The Jet Had No Silver and Gold Aboard, Just People?….Go Figure……
….Good Thing That All The ….(“Anita And Kutchie Pelaez’s Key West Key
Lime Pie Shops”)..Are All Showing Increasing Pie Sales Throughout All
They’re Areas Of Distribution. Consumers Just Never Seem To Reach
They’re Fill Of Those “Yummy Key Lime Pies” That The “Peleaz’s Working
Partner Team” Continues To Produce. They Have Been Called “Love At First
Bite”.
.Everyone Agrees, That The Loving Couple Have Been Baking They’re
Culinary Delectables Over 40-Years Now!….
Isn’t She Wonderful?….”AAAHHHH”, The Magic Of The Gorgeous “Mrs. Anita
Pelaez” Well She Is Something Else!…Honey, She’s The Real Thing Baby!….
….Who The Hell Does That “Kutchie Pelaez” Think That He Is?….”Frankie Valli” Or Some Big-Shot Like That?
….It’s No Wonder That People Are All Calling Him “The Most Interesting Man In The World”,…Big Girls Don’t Cry…Do They?….
….Don’t Cha Just Love Em!?….We Sure Do!….It is A Well Known Fact That
“Captain Kutchie Pelaez” Knows Who Put The Bomp In The Bomp Shoo Bomp
Shoo Bomp And The Rama In The Rama Lama Ding Dong!.
….He Even Knows Who Put The Dip In The Dip Da Dip Da Dip!…How Cool Is That?….
….”Frankie Valli and Kutchie Pelaez”..Did Make-It As Big As “Frank Sanatra”.
….”Yeah” A Few Wise Guys They Certainly Were “Frankie Valli, Kutchie
Pelaez and Joe Pesci”!….Together “The Gang That Couldn’t Shoot
Straight”!…..
….Mafiosi Wanna-Bee’s. The Key Lime Pie “Wild Bunch”. They’ve Got
Everyone Shaking In They’re Flip-Flops!….”Even “Jimmy Buffet” Doesn’t
Know Where It’s Safe To Hide-Out”!….Especially Since Everyone Found-Out
That “Captain Kutchie Pelaez” Was The One Who First Came-Up With The
“Goody Goody”…“The Original Cheese Burgers In Paradise” And Kutchie’s
Buddy. “Levi Stubbs”. Of The “Four Tops” Helped Him Name Them Way Back
In The Early 70?s.
….Eli Wallach, Be Careful, Don’t Eat The “Cannoli’s”!…They’re Killer Man!….
….I’d Give My Left “Nut” To Set Down With “Captain Kutchie Pelaez,
Frankie Valli, Terry Levi, Joe Pesci, Bob Gaudio, Bob Crewe, Paul
Shaffer, Bob De Niro, Tommy DeVito, Martin Scorsese, Clint East Wood,
Bob Newhart And Yankee Jack Pittorino”! Rub Elbows And Shoot The Shit
With That Whole Crew Of “Good Fellows” Or “Wise Guys” Or Whatever The
Hell You Want To Call Them!….”Who Wouldn’t”?….
….I Believe That “Kutchie” First Sang “My Eyes Adored You” And “Can’t
Take My Eyes Off Of You” To His Lovely Bride “Anita” Way Back In The
Seventies! ….Sounds Like A Love Story To Us!
….A Very Good Yarn! “You” “You’re Good You”….
….That “Captain Kutchie” Always Lands Back On His Feet. No Matter How
Tough The Situation Is He Always Comes Back Up On The Top Of The Heap,
King Of The Hill! Everyone Knows That! Never Count The Captain Out No
Matter How Down The Chips May..Appear!…… Remember That He Is Not Only
“The World Famous Captain Kutchie Pelaez” But Please Keep In Mind That
“Captain Kutchie” Is Also Considered “The Most Interesting Man In The
World”!….Why Else Would Everyone Be Talking About Him And His
Adventurous Wild And Crazy World Exploits, Treasure Hunting And
Exploring, The Megalodon Teeth And Oh All Those Giant Reptile
Exploits?…To Say “The Dude” Really Has Balls Is Quite An Understatement
To Say The Least!….
….His Drop Dead Gorgeous Wife “Anita”
And They’re Famous Key Lime Pies!….They’re World Famous Historic Key
West Kutcharitaville Key Lime Pie Factory and Grill, Home Of The Famous
“Goody Goody” Cheese Burgers In Paradise!….All Conveniently Located In
NC Near The Famous “Biltmore House And Estate!….
….Yeah, You’re Good You. No You’re “DAMN GOOD YOU”….
….Also Add “The Two Yutes”….”What’s A Yute”? You Might Ask. Just Ask “Yankee Jack”…..
…Marriage
Lasts Forever and Ever, Two People Become One! A Covenant Between A
Husband, His Wife And The Lord “Jesus” The Christ! Marriage, The Same
Yesterday Today Tomorrow And Forever More! True Love Never Changes! Just
Ask “Captain Kutchie Pelaez” He Knows!….That What The Lord Puts
Together Can Never Be Broken!…
.....That “Captain Kutchie” Really Knows His Stuff. He’s Mind Blowing To Say The Least!…
….”Captain Kutchie” Never Kisses Ass But If He Did Kiss An Ass It Would
Probably Be His Beautiful Wife’s Ass!….You Go “Captain Kutchie”!….
….”Captain Kutchie”, You Put You’re Cloth’s Back On, “You”!….
….Who Dat, Dat Say “Who Dat” Every Time Dat I Say Who Dat, “Who Dat”?….
….Nobody Be Done Does It Better Than The “Captain Kutchie” Be Done Did!….
….At A Time Like This, I Can’t Help But Think, What Would “Captain Kutchie” Say?….
….Yeah, With They’re Olive Oil Voice And Guinea Charm, The Damn Dago Wop
Grease-Ball Goombahs Are Out To Steal Everyone’s Grease! The
Scumbags!….That’s Probably What Captain Kutchie Might Say!…
….Anita and Captain Kutchie Pelaez’s Key Lime Pies Are Really As Good As
Everyone Says They Are. The Proof Is In The Pudding, They’re That Damn
Good!….
….With “Anita’s and Kutchie’s” World Famous Key Lime Pies You Will Always Eat, Drink and Be Murray!
….”Captain Kutchie” Of Key Lime Pie Fame Always Told Me “Keep You’re Friends Close But Keep You’re Enemies Closer”.
….123-testing-123…,.ok,
that’s a go!….ok….go…….please go away now!……go to your room now!….well
if you don’t go now, i will!….bye-bye….i am gone now, you can stop
reading, cause i am gone……i am really gone now!
….i can’t believe that you are still reading this! you believe that?
….i can’t believe that we ate that whole key lime pie!…
….Since
“Rooms To Go” did good, maybe the “Pelaez’s” should change their name to
“Key Lime Pies To Go”, Yeah-What Do You-All Think? Is That A
Go?……go to your room now!….BYE!….
….With “Captain Kutchie” It Is Known As “The Battle Of The Bulge”!….,
….Ain’t It A Kick In The Head?…..Damn Straight It Is!….
….I Saw Captain Kutchie’s Dick Before…”OMG!!!”……Oh My, It’s A Nice One!….I Can't Wait To Get It In My Mouth Again, YUM!....
It Would Probably Be About As Good As The One That You Are About To
Read Next!…..You Believe That?….
….Add “Captain Kutchie Pelaez” To Make This The All-Time Greatest Film Ever Made!….
…Could..“Clint” Eastwood. Possibly Be Competing With “Captain Kutchie
Pelaez” For The Position Of “The World’s Most Interesting
Man”…Perhaps?…But Then Again Perhaps He Is Just Waiting For “Kutchie
Pelaez and Frankie Valli” To “Make His Day”!…Ha, Go Figure!….
….We Heard A Few Years Back That
Megyn Kelly Of Fox News, Really Loved Her Some Of Captain Kutchie’s And
Anita Pelaez’s Famous Key Lime Pies! Could That Make Megyn “The Most
Interesting Lady In The World?….I Guess “NO” On That One, That One Would
Have To Be “The Lovely –Mrs. Anita Pelaez” The Queen Of The Key Lime
Pie World!
….I sure hope that this will be a great opportunity for
everyone to see some of “Don Rickle’s Scenes” from his productions of
his classic hits “The Tales From Kutcharitaville”. You Do know that Don
Rickles and Johnny Carson together produced those comedy hits about
their friend “Mr. Kutchie Pelaez” and their wild and crazy exploits of
Kutchie’s Key West and The World of Key Lime Pies from the perspective
of (Johnny Carson, Don Rickles, Kutchie Pelaez and Steve Martins Eyes!)
What a Hoot Those Classic Hits Surely Were. Don’t miss them, be sure to
tune-in next month. We Laughed Until We Cried Watching Those Funny
Movies. “The Tales From Kutcharitaville”, I Think That They May Still Be
Available In A Boxed Set. Maybe Try Amazon. Good Luck With That….
You Know, It’s No Wonder That Everyone Calls “Captain Kutchie
Pelaez”..The Most Interesting Man In The World! Did You Know That
Kutchie Drinks Those Wonderful Mixed Drinks Named In His Honor Called
“Kutcharitas”.?.
There A Hell Of A Lot Better Than Any Mexican Beers. And Much Stronger
To Boot!…You Could Almost Hear The Song Now…”Wasting Away Again In
Kutcharitaville”.!…What Do Ya Think? Not Bad Ahh!…
….That Sunken Ship In The News These Days,
….It’s Been Resting Down On The Bottom Of The Sea Since Way Back In
1857, “Mel Fisher” Even Overlooked That One!… “Yankee Jack Pittorino”
and “Micheal McCloud” Now Have Reason To Write Another
Song…(Hint-Hint-Hint) “Jack” Listen-Up Here!
….Hell, We Can’t Find A Boeing 777 That’s Been Lost Only A
Little Over A Few Months Now! Could It Be Because The Jet Had No Silver and Gold Aboard, Just People?….Go Figure……
….Good Thing That All The ….(“Anita And Kutchie Pelaez’s Key West Key
Lime Pie Shops”)..Are All Showing Increasing Pie Sales Throughout All
They’re Areas Of Distribution. Consumers Just Never Seem To Reach
They’re Fill Of Those “Yummy Key Lime Pies” That The “Peleaz’s Working
Partner Team” Continues To Produce. They Have Been Called “Love At First
Bite”.
.Everyone Agrees, That The Loving Couple Have Been Baking They’re
Culinary Delectables Over 40-Years Now!….
Isn’t She Wonderful?….”AAAHHHH”, The Magic Of The Gorgeous “Mrs. Anita
Pelaez” Well She Is Something Else!…Honey, She’s The Real Thing Baby!….
….Who The Hell Does That “Kutchie Pelaez” Think That He Is?….”Frankie Valli” Or Some Big-Shot Like That?
….It’s No Wonder That People Are All Calling Him “The Most Interesting Man In The World”,…Big Girls Don’t Cry…Do They?….
….Don’t Cha Just Love Em!?….We Sure Do!….It is A Well Known Fact That
“Captain Kutchie Pelaez” Knows Who Put The Bomp In The Bomp Shoo Bomp
Shoo Bomp And The Rama In The Rama Lama Ding Dong!.
….He Even Knows Who Put The Dip In The Dip Da Dip Da Dip!…How Cool Is That?….
….”Frankie Valli and Kutchie Pelaez”..Did Make-It As Big As “Frank Sanatra”.
….”Yeah” A Few Wise Guys They Certainly Were “Frankie Valli, Kutchie
Pelaez and Joe Pesci”!….Together “The Gang That Couldn’t Shoot
Straight”!…..
….Mafiosi Wanna-Bee’s. The Key Lime Pie “Wild Bunch”. They’ve Got
Everyone Shaking In They’re Flip-Flops!….”Even “Jimmy Buffet” Doesn’t
Know Where It’s Safe To Hide-Out”!….Especially Since Everyone Found-Out
That “Captain Kutchie Pelaez” Was The One Who First Came-Up With The
“Goody Goody”…“The Original Cheese Burgers In Paradise” And Kutchie’s
Buddy. “Levi Stubbs”. Of The “Four Tops” Helped Him Name Them Way Back
In The Early 70?s.
….Eli Wallach, Be Careful, Don’t Eat The “Cannoli’s”!…They’re Killer Man!….
….I’d Give My Left “Nut” To Set Down With “Captain Kutchie Pelaez,
Frankie Valli, Terry Levi, Joe Pesci, Bob Gaudio, Bob Crewe, Paul
Shaffer, Bob De Niro, Tommy DeVito, Martin Scorsese, Clint East Wood,
Bob Newhart And Yankee Jack Pittorino”! Rub Elbows And Shoot The Shit
With That Whole Crew Of “Good Fellows” Or “Wise Guys” Or Whatever The
Hell You Want To Call Them!….”Who Wouldn’t”?….
….I Believe That “Kutchie” First Sang “My Eyes Adored You” And “Can’t
Take My Eyes Off Of You” To His Lovely Bride “Anita” Way Back In The
Seventies! ….Sounds Like A Love Story To Us!
….A Very Good Yarn! “You” “You’re Good You”….
….That “Captain Kutchie” Always Lands Back On His Feet. No Matter How
Tough The Situation Is He Always Comes Back Up On The Top Of The Heap,
King Of The Hill! Everyone Knows That! Never Count The Captain Out No
Matter How Down The Chips May..Appear!…… Remember That He Is Not Only
“The World Famous Captain Kutchie Pelaez” But Please Keep In Mind That
“Captain Kutchie” Is Also Considered “The Most Interesting Man In The
World”!….Why Else Would Everyone Be Talking About Him And His
Adventurous Wild And Crazy World Exploits, Treasure Hunting And
Exploring, The Megalodon Teeth And Oh All Those Giant Reptile
Exploits?…To Say “The Dude” Really Has Balls Is Quite An Understatement
To Say The Least!….
….His Drop Dead Gorgeous Wife “Anita”
And They’re Famous Key Lime Pies!….They’re World Famous Historic Key
West Kutcharitaville Key Lime Pie Factory and Grill, Home Of The Famous
“Goody Goody” Cheese Burgers In Paradise!….All Conveniently Located In
NC Near The Famous “Biltmore House And Estate!….
….Yeah, You’re Good You. No You’re “DAMN GOOD YOU”….
….Also Add “The Two Yutes”….”What’s A Yute”? You Might Ask. Just Ask “Yankee Jack”…..
…Marriage
Lasts Forever and Ever, Two People Become One! A Covenant Between A
Husband, His Wife And The Lord “Jesus” The Christ! Marriage, The Same
Yesterday Today Tomorrow And Forever More! True Love Never Changes! Just
Ask “Captain Kutchie Pelaez” He Knows!….That What The Lord Puts
Together Can Never Be Broken!…
.....That “Captain Kutchie” Really Knows His Stuff. He’s Mind Blowing To Say The Least!…
….”Captain Kutchie” Never Kisses Ass But If He Did Kiss An Ass It Would
Probably Be His Beautiful Wife’s Ass!….You Go “Captain Kutchie”!….
….”Captain Kutchie”, You Put You’re Cloth’s Back On, “You”!….
….Who Dat, Dat Say “Who Dat” Every Time Dat I Say Who Dat, “Who Dat”?….
….Nobody Be Done Does It Better Than The “Captain Kutchie” Be Done Did!….
….At A Time Like This, I Can’t Help But Think, What Would “Captain Kutchie” Say?….
….Yeah, With They’re Olive Oil Voice And Guinea Charm, The Damn Dago Wop
Grease-Ball Goombahs Are Out To Steal Everyone’s Grease! The
Scumbags!….That’s Probably What Captain Kutchie Might Say!…
….Anita and Captain Kutchie Pelaez’s Key Lime Pies Are Really As Good As
Everyone Says They Are. The Proof Is In The Pudding, They’re That Damn
Good!….
….With “Anita’s and Kutchie’s” World Famous Key Lime Pies You Will Always Eat, Drink and Be Murray!
….”Captain Kutchie” Of Key Lime Pie Fame Always Told Me “Keep You’re Friends Close But Keep You’re Enemies Closer”.
….123-testing-123…,.ok,
that’s a go!….ok….go…….please go away now!……go to your room now!….well
if you don’t go now, i will!….bye-bye….i am gone now, you can stop
reading, cause i am gone……i am really gone now!
….i can’t believe that you are still reading this! you believe that?
….i can’t believe that we ate that whole key lime pie!…
….Since
“Rooms To Go” did good, maybe the “Pelaez’s” should change their name to
“Key Lime Pies To Go”, Yeah-What Do You-All Think? Is That A
Go?……go to your room now!….BYE!….
….With “Captain Kutchie” It Is Known As “The Battle Of The Bulge”!….,
….Ain’t It A Kick In The Head?…..Damn Straight It Is!….
….I Saw Captain Kutchie’s Dick Before…”OMG!!!”……Oh My, It’s A Nice One!….I Can't Wait To Get It In My Mouth Again, YUM!....
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Totally valid to say "fuck you" after @tuberculosisinmybal commented on her faggy arm movements ngl
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Valid ngl, still suspicious of dat one tho
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dude how is the nigger unbanned?????
its a literal female, look at the arm + hand and hand movements.
ban the fucking woman
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You got to preserve dominance and intimidate the mods to have a less severe ban
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Imma try that when I get the chance if it doesn’t work I’ll fucking shoot you down
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lol imagine caring about the bans on this shithole. if they let u in after that, it's prolly just a sign the mods are even more braindead than usual. or maybe they just liked ur mtn. who knows.
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Actual aura
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Aura icl
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Been prayin for times like ts 💯
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He still got a 50% warning tho
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He still got unbanned tho
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if he said that to slayerjonas he wouldve probably got a temp ban
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Thanks for the bump G
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