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Jesus_ist_König

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The one nigga my age from church who is very social, imma b real with him and say smth like "Hey do u wanna hang out with me sometime?" then i will wait for his answer, to not be rude he will say yes probably and then i will say "okay what do u want to do" cuz i dont know what to do and how hanging out even works, the jews invented it for sure. And then if he respond in time and says yes then i will meet him, if he responds after 4 days then its a sign that he doenst like me and doesnt want to met me. ughhh im so overwhelmed i cant believe im about to meet some1 wtf i have never done this i think. Okay i will ask him ughh im fucking scared should i ask him? i think its easier than making an imaginary friend.

@NatureEnjoyer_ @L88
 
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Hes a mossad agent who will kidnap u
 
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Don’t Make an imaginary friend pls will only make it worse
 
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Gayest thread I've ever read
 
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Hes a mossad agent who will kidnap u
whaaatt nooooo noo cant be he goes to christian church mossad agents dont go there
 
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Don’t Make an imaginary friend pls will only make it worse
its pretty hard to make one but i already have one :forcedsmile::forcedsmile: but i cant really talk to her its hard to visualize her.
 
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U never know, he wants to turn christians into jews :feelsokman:
No he even gifted me an icon of Christ once i think i will ask him should i??? im scared
 
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U never know, he wants to turn christians into jews :feelsokman:
We Should get ausschwitz back ,

As a new update with many Patches
 
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i have high iq idea i could add ppl on snapchat from where i live and then meet them irl? but would that b stupid?
 
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i have high iq idea i could add ppl on snapchat from where i live and then meet them irl? but would that b stupid?
Yuh its a good method
 
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i have high iq idea i could add ppl on snapchat from where i live and then meet them irl? but would that b stupid?
You’re gonna get raped by some Pedos
 
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Yuh its a good method
hheheheh how to start? I only have 1 american guy (i dont live there) and i dont get ppl suggestion from where i live? and when iadd somenoe i know then i would add his friends and his friends would tell him that i want to meet them and then my contacts would know that i meet randoms from snap
 
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hheheheh how to start? I only have 1 american guy (i dont live there) and i dont get ppl suggestion from where i live? and when iadd somenoe i know then i would add his friends and his friends would tell him that i want to meet them and then my contacts would know that i meet randoms from snap
Dude what u dont use snapchat?
 
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Dude what u dont use snapchat?
Nigga i dont have friends i only have @Brava on snapchat and send him goofie sexy selfies :forcedsmile::forcedsmile:
 
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i miss being younger, hanging out w/ friends was so easy
i'd always just meet up w them and play soccer
i remember going to a buuunch of different parks with my friend and coming back home to my family angry because i was gone for too long

now i overthink everything jfl
 
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now that i think about it my friend sent me his number i should probably message him
 
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I mean if ur not confident that mean you should try👍
 
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I cant believe this he wrote "Hey, of course" wtfffffff im getting nervous
what should i write nigga he wrote directly wtfffff wtff now im scared he is calling me he is calling i cant i cant i cant
What is wrong with him is it normal to call??? i just shit in my pants wtf why did he call me is that normal oh no im getting a panic attack what do i do=??????
 
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Helllo
answer nigga
 
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I cant believe this he wrote "Hey, of course" wtfffffff im getting nervous
what should i write nigga he wrote directly wtfffff wtff now im scared he is calling me he is calling i cant i cant i cant
What is wrong with him is it normal to call??? i just shit in my pants wtf why did he call me is that normal oh no im getting a panic attack what do i do=??????
Bro chill wtf 😂🙏
 
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The one nigga my age from church who is very social, imma b real with him and say smth like "Hey do u wanna hang out with me sometime?" then i will wait for his answer, to not be rude he will say yes probably and then i will say "okay what do u want to do" cuz i dont know what to do and how hanging out even works, the jews invented it for sure. And then if he respond in time and says yes then i will meet him, if he responds after 4 days then its a sign that he doenst like me and doesnt want to met me. ughhh im so overwhelmed i cant believe im about to meet some1 wtf i have never done this i think. Okay i will ask him ughh im fucking scared should i ask him? i think its easier than making an imaginary friend.

@NatureEnjoyer_ @L88
take the leap of faith my friend
 
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As an idiom, leap of faith can refer to the act of believing something that is unprovable The term can also refer to a risky thing a person does in hopes of a positive outcome.

I meant that try it
 
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I meant that try it
Ahhh oki im already doing it now. He suggested to go and drink coffee after church. then i said i dont drink coffee but that i can drink smth else. And then i told him that im bad at talking and asked him if he know how to talk and what to talk about and now he responded he will suggest smth to talk about
 
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@L88 @NatureEnjoyer_
I cant believe this he wrote "Hey, of course" wtfffffff im getting nervous
what should i write nigga he wrote directly wtfffff wtff now im scared he is calling me he is calling i cant i cant i cant
What is wrong with him is it normal to call??? i just shit in my pants wtf why did he call me is that normal oh no im getting a panic attack what do i do=??????
Hes Gay
 
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Ahhh oki im already doing it now. He suggested to go and drink coffee after church. then i said i dont drink coffee but that i can drink smth else. And then i told him that im bad at talking and asked him if he know how to talk and what to talk about and now he responded he will suggest smth to talk about
glad to hear bhai:Hearts:
 
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