niggers make eye contact with a femoid and write a whole bible in offtopic

[lestoa]

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[Alexanderr]

i think she liked me bro

 

[Muttcel foid killer]

i think she liked me bro

She said "do you want fries with that" I think she liked me

 

[Alexanderr]

She said "do you want fries with that" I think she liked me

she loves you dude, she knows the way to a man's heart is through his stomach

 

[lestoa]

She said "do you want fries with that" I think she liked me

show her your penis instantly next time trust me bro in minecraft

 

[Kaari]

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She let me borrow her eraser in class today, she’s the one…

 

[alriodai]

she loves you dude, she knows the way to a man's heart is through his stomach

i'm being dead ass serious like 100% serious there is someone who literally asked me if a fast food worker girl that asked him if he wanted more ketchup was an iOi
i am being serious

 

[Deleted member 117431]

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@RealFunkyFlamingo

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Jfl

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

i'm being dead ass serious like 100% serious there is someone who literally asked me if a fast food worker girl that asked him if he wanted more ketchup was an iOi
i am being serious

It is one of the best IOIs tbh. She wants ur cock so bad if a fast food worker does that

 

[chadcel;]

you wouldn't understand...

 

[Deleted member 73697]

@RealFunkyFlamingo

alright bud

 

[FaceandBBC]

“She smiled at me and said have a nice day. She wants to fuck me bro.”
-

 

[TechnoBoss]

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Well if it's just eye contact in public with a MTB the story will go something like this

Title of the thread will be "JUST FUCKED A LEGIT STACY [GTFIH]" - the thread itself will be something like this:

"so i was working out in the gym doing my usual split (was benching 350 for 3x5) when i noticed this girl on the treadmill taking glances at me. she was mtb so i wasnt really interested in her so i said fuck her im too good for that and went back to my sets. when i was done finishing up my 2nd workout of the day i started leaving and bro i swear to god as i was leaving this PRIME STACY bumped into me and legit eye fucked me when i was on my way out the door. she was 11 out of 10 but tbh still not up to my standards and i was feeling high inhib (turns out one of my pre made protein shakes from 711 contained soy so i blamed it on that) so i said fuck it and continued out the door. im halfway down the parking lot to my 2015 c class when all the sudden i feel a tap on my shoulder and i turn behind me with my fists up thinking its my gym rival ready to jump me. turns out its the fucking STACY. she said i was gorgeous and needed to talk to me. i say wassup u wanna fuck and she agrees and we hop in my car and go to a hotel. she fucked me like an animal rode me all night long gave the best head and made me food after. she wanted me to stay the night but i had a 12/10 (think prime lima but better) who i said i would meet up with to fuck her brains out so i said bye to the first bitch and went on my way to get ready to fuck the 2nd girl. im currently on my way to her house right now get ready for part 2"

 

[lestoa]

Well if it's just eye contact in public with a MTB the story will go something like this

Title of the thread will be "JUST FUCKED A LEGIT STACY [GTFIH]" - the thread itself will be something like this:

"so i was working out in the gym doing my usual split (was benching 350 for 3x5) when i noticed this girl on the treadmill taking glances at me. she was mtb so i wasnt really interested in her so i said fuck her im too good for that and went back to my sets. when i was done finishing up my 2nd workout of the day i started leaving and bro i swear to god as i was leaving this PRIME STACY bumped into me and legit eye fucked me when i was on my way out the door. she was 11 out of 10 but tbh still not up to my standards and i was feeling high inhib (turns out one of my pre made protein shakes from 711 contained soy so i blamed it on that) so i said fuck it and continued out the door. im halfway down the parking lot to my 2015 c class when all the sudden i feel a tap on my shoulder and i turn behind me with my fists up thinking its my gym rival ready to jump me. turns out its the fucking STACY. she said i was gorgeous and needed to talk to me. i say wassup u wanna fuck and she agrees and we hop in my car and go to a hotel. she fucked me like an animal rode me all night long gave the best head and made me food after. she wanted me to stay the night but i had a 12/10 (think prime lima but better) who i said i would meet up with to fuck her brains out so i said bye to the first bitch and went on my way to get ready to fuck the 2nd girl. im currently on my way to her house right now get ready for part 2"

average clavicular thread

 

[Yuki]

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[diditeverbegin]

i think she liked me bro

She said "do you want fries with that" I think she liked me

Careful the pies are hot
Iykyk

 

[Klasik616]

 

[NordicLeonhard]

Well if it's just eye contact in public with a MTB the story will go something like this

Title of the thread will be "JUST FUCKED A LEGIT STACY [GTFIH]" - the thread itself will be something like this:

"so i was working out in the gym doing my usual split (was benching 350 for 3x5) when i noticed this girl on the treadmill taking glances at me. she was mtb so i wasnt really interested in her so i said fuck her im too good for that and went back to my sets. when i was done finishing up my 2nd workout of the day i started leaving and bro i swear to god as i was leaving this PRIME STACY bumped into me and legit eye fucked me when i was on my way out the door. she was 11 out of 10 but tbh still not up to my standards and i was feeling high inhib (turns out one of my pre made protein shakes from 711 contained soy so i blamed it on that) so i said fuck it and continued out the door. im halfway down the parking lot to my 2015 c class when all the sudden i feel a tap on my shoulder and i turn behind me with my fists up thinking its my gym rival ready to jump me. turns out its the fucking STACY. she said i was gorgeous and needed to talk to me. i say wassup u wanna fuck and she agrees and we hop in my car and go to a hotel. she fucked me like an animal rode me all night long gave the best head and made me food after. she wanted me to stay the night but i had a 12/10 (think prime lima but better) who i said i would meet up with to fuck her brains out so i said bye to the first bitch and went on my way to get ready to fuck the 2nd girl. im currently on my way to her house right now get ready for part 2"

Mirin dedication to the joke

 

[psychomandible]

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@mog_or_be_mogged

 

[ManletBlackcel]

Careful the pies are hot
Iykyk
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[diditeverbegin]

Jfl at the comments section coping

 

[Muttcel foid killer]

Jfl at the comments section coping
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Ain't no way

 

[Deleted member 44222]

Niggas be so deprived of femoids, they be like she looked at me 0.0002 miliseconds more than the average eye contact I swear she liked me bro

 

[Deleted member 44222]

Well if it's just eye contact in public with a MTB the story will go something like this

Title of the thread will be "JUST FUCKED A LEGIT STACY [GTFIH]" - the thread itself will be something like this:

"so i was working out in the gym doing my usual split (was benching 350 for 3x5) when i noticed this girl on the treadmill taking glances at me. she was mtb so i wasnt really interested in her so i said fuck her im too good for that and went back to my sets. when i was done finishing up my 2nd workout of the day i started leaving and bro i swear to god as i was leaving this PRIME STACY bumped into me and legit eye fucked me when i was on my way out the door. she was 11 out of 10 but tbh still not up to my standards and i was feeling high inhib (turns out one of my pre made protein shakes from 711 contained soy so i blamed it on that) so i said fuck it and continued out the door. im halfway down the parking lot to my 2015 c class when all the sudden i feel a tap on my shoulder and i turn behind me with my fists up thinking its my gym rival ready to jump me. turns out its the fucking STACY. she said i was gorgeous and needed to talk to me. i say wassup u wanna fuck and she agrees and we hop in my car and go to a hotel. she fucked me like an animal rode me all night long gave the best head and made me food after. she wanted me to stay the night but i had a 12/10 (think prime lima but better) who i said i would meet up with to fuck her brains out so i said bye to the first bitch and went on my way to get ready to fuck the 2nd girl. im currently on my way to her house right now get ready for part 2"

Mirin subtle jabs at Clavicular

 

[TechnoBoss]

Mirin subtle jabs at Clavicular

There weren't any jabs at him.

 

[silently_said]

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Damn he really let himself go.

 

[TheMaxxer333]

What if I got called Love by a waitress

 

[lestoa]

What if I got called Love by a waitress

thats a whole different story

send her a dickpic asap trust me bro she loves you

 

[TheMaxxer333]

thats a whole different story

send her a dickpic asap trust me bro she loves you

Ok I will