Night before date - last minute tips?

[PumpkinCrane823]

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[aids]

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[PumpkinCrane823]

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check posts jfl

 

[alpomer7]

Take a shower

 

[bddcoper]

last minute tip is to OD on whatever anti anxiety drug u got and do masai jumps to boost your height before meeting her

 

[acm]

you need to pray to gandy and hopes he gives you some temporary height and forward growth for the date

 

[acm]

check posts jfl

you could of linked it atleast

 

[Dizzle]

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girls love when you spit on them so start with that when meeting her

 

[Aryan Incel]

Ciallis

 

[PumpkinCrane823]

Take a shower

Gonna do that morning of.

 

[homiespidy1]

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wear a cologne made in mumbai

 

[PumpkinCrane823]

you could of linked it atleast

Done

 

[PumpkinCrane823]

wear a cologne made in mumbai

Lots or little

 

[homiespidy1]

Gonna do that morning of.

get a fresh haircut, make sure ur skin is clear breath good etc basics
for some people speaking in the mirror helps them 2

 

[JohnDon]

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Tales from Jewish eastern European shoe shops

 

[PumpkinCrane823]

get a fresh haircut, make sure ur skin is clear breath good etc basics
for some people speaking in the mirror helps them 2

How to get haircut?? Date is at 11 am

 

[homiespidy1]

Lots or little

im joking dont
wear a good cologne before date, dont overspray like crazy tho

 

[homiespidy1]

How to get haircut?? Date is at 11 am

i live in uk theres kurd barbers here open till 12 am

 

[PumpkinCrane823]

i live in uk theres kurd barbers here open till 12 am

I’ll try get one if I wake up early enough

 

[Grievous]

How to get haircut?? Date is at 11 am

Who goes on a date at fucking 11am
And did u prepare for any of this?

 

[ybuyhgui]

i live in uk theres kurd barbers here open till 12 am

Indeed. It's a shame they completely massacre your whole head in the process of giving you a trim

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

try adderall

 

[PumpkinCrane823]

Who goes on a date at fucking 11am
And did u prepare for any of this?

she wants to spend the whole day with me idk nigga

Edit: no I didn’t prepare

 

[homiespidy1]

Who goes on a date at fucking 11am
And did u prepare for any of this?

ive never been on a date i thought they used candle lights and looked at the moon n shi

 

[theprox]

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hydrocortisone,
ibuprofen gel on cheeks if u have bloat, bonesmash ur chin and zygos then cover up redness,
Starve yourself and dehydrate yourself the entire night and day for insane debloat lol
Shoulder pads lol if u aint gonna fuck and ur going to be outside
And idk eyebrow pen and shit

 

[PumpkinCrane823]

hydrocortisone,
ibuprofen gel on cheeks if u have bloat, bonesmash ur chin and zygos then cover up redness,
Starve yourself and dehydrate yourself the entire night and day for insane debloat lol
Shoulder pads lol if u aint gonna fuck and ur going to be outside
And idk eyebrow pen and shit

ok will starve thanks bro love

 

[theprox]

ok will starve thanks bro love

yeah but tbh more importantly dehydrate yourself a lot, basically how diuretics work, you’ll get insane debloat effects if i dehydrate yourself a fuck ton ( like 3 glasses of water the entire day MAX ) obviously u need to do this the day before but the night before could probably also work.

Starve is just idk the science behind it but i always look more lean/debloated when i starve myself for a day or two

 

[PumpkinCrane823]

yeah but tbh more importantly dehydrate yourself a lot, basically how diuretics work, you’ll get insane debloat effects if i dehydrate yourself a fuck ton ( like 3 glasses of water the entire day MAX ) obviously u need to do this the day before but the night before could probably also work.

Starve is just idk the science behind it but i always look more lean/debloated when i starve myself for a day or two

yh I didn’t drink a lot today - I’ll skip everything tmrw. might go on a run in the morning to debloat

 

[theprox]

yh I didn’t drink a lot today - I’ll skip everything tmrw. might go on a run in the morning to debloat

Dont go on a run lol you’ll rape yourself, just dont drink a lot of water.

 

[PumpkinCrane823]

Dont go on a run lol you’ll rape yourself, just dont drink a lot of water.

Ok no water got it

 

[theprox]

Ok no water got it

like 3 glasses max, then hydrate yourself when u come home tho

 

[New Jack]

She's going to cancel

 

[rayhuul]

if ur breath smells bad it's over so make sure it's minty

 

[grav]

get a fresh haircut, make sure ur skin is clear breath good etc basics
for some people speaking in the mirror helps them 2

Ngas not in a movie saying "you got this!" I the mirror