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This is the real defining trait of a truecel.
My entire facial structure is fucked.
Narrow jaw/subhuman lower 3rd
Truecel nose
Bug eyes, one eye has NCT
My hair used to be the one good thing but recent years started balding and now fringe to hide temples.
Big forehead
Big dumbo ears that stick out
Left side of my face totally asymmetrical to right due to only chewing one side of mouth all my life due to teeth extractions young

Tell me how I'm supposed to cope. A legit truecel. Gonna delete my acc and just rot on NEETs tbh.
 
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This is the real defining trait of a truecel.
My entire facial structure is fucked.
Narrow jaw/subhuman lower 3rd
Truecel nose
Bug eyes, one eye has NCT
My hair used to be the one good thing but recent years started balding and now fringe to hide temples.
Big forehead
Big dumbo ears that stick out
Left side of my face totally asymmetrical to right due to only chewing one side of mouth all my life due to teeth extractions young

Tell me how I'm supposed to cope. A legit truecel. Gonna delete my acc and just rot on NEETs tbh.
you need to grow a beard and hit the gym
 
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pray to this nigga right here in the slums of Manchester bhai
 
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At this point you probably need reincarnation
 
Why? Beard doesn't look good on me and I am a framecel anyways.
you need to get fucking RIPPED. read some personality books, learn some jokes. all the women will flcok to you
 
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you need to get fucking RIPPED. read some personality books, learn some jokes. all the women will flcok to you
You seen minority report movie eith tom cruise? I need those entire face/skull changing tech
 
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When you’re an abused dog you never feel good about anything. I’ve reached goals I set for myself and done well by all other measures and just ended up not caring, or even worse, nitpicking about some trivial thing that’s not even bad, just not perfect
 
This is the real defining trait of a truecel.
My entire facial structure is fucked.
Narrow jaw/subhuman lower 3rd
Truecel nose
Bug eyes, one eye has NCT
My hair used to be the one good thing but recent years started balding and now fringe to hide temples.
Big forehead
Big dumbo ears that stick out
Left side of my face totally asymmetrical to right due to only chewing one side of mouth all my life due to teeth extractions young

Tell me how I'm supposed to cope. A legit truecel. Gonna delete my acc and just rot on NEETs tbh.
Listen to me bruh you gonna slay Chad's hard with my guide
1. I hope you're tall
2. Get a beard and shape it
3.do sungazing 2 minutes everyday
4. Exercise your eye muscles
5. Roid up frame max gym max
6.moneymax status max get a Bugatti
7. Don't be fat train every single facial muscles
Because defined facial muscles woukd make your asymmetry a halo and 8. get a hair system dumbass
Now after doing all this wear a nice dress get on your Bugatti and visit your chad broke friends party
All stacies will suck your dick
Guarenteed results
 
This is the real defining trait of a truecel.
My entire facial structure is fucked.
Narrow jaw/subhuman lower 3rd
Truecel nose
Bug eyes, one eye has NCT
My hair used to be the one good thing but recent years started balding and now fringe to hide temples.
Big forehead
Big dumbo ears that stick out
Left side of my face totally asymmetrical to right due to only chewing one side of mouth all my life due to teeth extractions young

Tell me how I'm supposed to cope. A legit truecel. Gonna delete my acc and just rot on NEETs tbh.

Pick the ones that will give you the biggest return and fix them.

Jaw will always be #1 priority for men, so look into bimax, implants etc.

Next in line would be zygos, eye area which you can get cheek/infra implants.

I ain't gonna give you pity pats nigga, get your ass the fuck up and do something.
 

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