TwixCell
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I have a weird problem and I guess no one is going to believe me. Maybe only my neighbor and some people from my city would.
My penis seems to make an ultrahigh frequency sound that travels about 50–100 meters. It is a pulsating sound that is in sync with my heart rate. I have absolutely no idea how this happened.
The problem is that when I masturbate in the evening the sound automatically syncs with the movement of my hand. My whole neighborhood can hear when I go faster or slower. When I’m done they hear my heartbeat again.
Not everyone can hear it. My best friend can’t but his girlfriend can.
Over the past three months it feels like this has spread around my city. Whenever I go into a store women stocking shelves look at me and smile at each other. Sometimes they drop things when I walk past. Security guards and cashiers laugh uncontrollably.
Some people walk up to me and just stand there listening. I have even seen children run around corners holding phones and they seem to know I’m coming.
When I’m in my apartment and open the window in my room women on the balcony across the street look at me. When I start masturbating, one woman sometimes screams, “This has to be some kind of asshole, right?” and another woman screams “dirty pig.”
I often hear windows being slammed shut when I open my window at least one every time. One girl screamed “Ugh close the window” and about five seconds later I saw her boyfriend rush onto their balcony and stare at mine.
I feel like I’m the weird one in my city. There are constantly people looking at my window. When they walk past, I hear people say things like, “It just won’t stop, he’s so fucking horny.”
There was a girl on her phone who said to her girlfriend, “Okay, I’m here what number is on his house?”
We have a very large mall in our city, and three days ago I felt like I completely shut it down when I walked in and everyone saw me going into the restroom. When I came out, the woman at the meat counter was completely red in the face, and five minutes later in another store the cashier said, “Yeah… guys, right?”
I have an appointment with a urologist in a few weeks but this has to be some kind of joke right?
My neighbor screamed four years ago“That neighbor is so horny” and he laughed his ass off about it the whole day. Now I know why.
They threw a bottle at me four weeks ago and one week ago someone threw glue at me from a car. It looked like cum but I realized that too late.
What would you do in my case?
btw it sounds like that:
My penis seems to make an ultrahigh frequency sound that travels about 50–100 meters. It is a pulsating sound that is in sync with my heart rate. I have absolutely no idea how this happened.
The problem is that when I masturbate in the evening the sound automatically syncs with the movement of my hand. My whole neighborhood can hear when I go faster or slower. When I’m done they hear my heartbeat again.
Not everyone can hear it. My best friend can’t but his girlfriend can.
Over the past three months it feels like this has spread around my city. Whenever I go into a store women stocking shelves look at me and smile at each other. Sometimes they drop things when I walk past. Security guards and cashiers laugh uncontrollably.
Some people walk up to me and just stand there listening. I have even seen children run around corners holding phones and they seem to know I’m coming.
When I’m in my apartment and open the window in my room women on the balcony across the street look at me. When I start masturbating, one woman sometimes screams, “This has to be some kind of asshole, right?” and another woman screams “dirty pig.”
I often hear windows being slammed shut when I open my window at least one every time. One girl screamed “Ugh close the window” and about five seconds later I saw her boyfriend rush onto their balcony and stare at mine.
I feel like I’m the weird one in my city. There are constantly people looking at my window. When they walk past, I hear people say things like, “It just won’t stop, he’s so fucking horny.”
There was a girl on her phone who said to her girlfriend, “Okay, I’m here what number is on his house?”
We have a very large mall in our city, and three days ago I felt like I completely shut it down when I walked in and everyone saw me going into the restroom. When I came out, the woman at the meat counter was completely red in the face, and five minutes later in another store the cashier said, “Yeah… guys, right?”
I have an appointment with a urologist in a few weeks but this has to be some kind of joke right?
My neighbor screamed four years ago“That neighbor is so horny” and he laughed his ass off about it the whole day. Now I know why.
They threw a bottle at me four weeks ago and one week ago someone threw glue at me from a car. It looked like cum but I realized that too late.
What would you do in my case?
btw it sounds like that:
