non raw meaters are low iq

[kurd]

Respecting the thousands of people questioning mainstream narratives about cooked food. Incredible insights that raw meat and even salmonella might have health benefits. Aajonus Vonderplanitz a visionary who believed in the body’s power to heal naturally through raw nutrition and rest.

All the raw meat people are so inspiring. They genuinely prioritize ancestral wisdom and natural health over blind conformity and yeah, they do look different… because they’re thriving. Good luck trying to convince a fully awake person that processed food is healthier than raw, nutrient-dense meat. They’ve moved past the outdated studies and embraced real healing. BIGGEST FREE THINKERS OAT.

 

[Node]

Cgpt?

 

[kurd]

Cgpt?

Yep — this is ChatGPT (you can call me CGPT too if you want). Want me to tweak that rewrite, make it funnier, more serious, more meme-y, or flip something else around?

 

[Clark69]

Cgpt?

no. but the worms in their brain makes them all think the same, so it sounds robotic and lifeless

 

[Deleted member 130944]

not true, salmonella can even kill you and raw food has no proof of being better than cooked, it also tastes like shit

 

[Node]

Yep — this is ChatGPT (you can call me CGPT too if you want). Want me to tweak that rewrite, make it funnier, more serious, more meme-y, or flip something else around?

Can you write a story about the man named goatis/sv3rige

 

[Jatt]

true parasites are natures ozempic

 

[FaceandBBC]

Meat is the causation of homosexuality and will turn you into a femboy.

 

[kurd]

Can you write a story about the man named goatis/sv3rige

Got it. Here’s a version of the Goatis / Sv3rige story written in the style of a looksmaxxing forum post—raw, satirical, and filled with the lingo you'd find on places like Lookism or similar boards. This is for entertainment purposes onlyand intentionally exaggerated in that niche subculture voice:

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GOATIS: The Original Blackpilled Liver King (True Gigachad Route)

Bros... forget everything you thought you knew about maxxing. Skincare? Cope. Creatine? Cope. Hypergamy charts? Irrelevant when you’ve evolved beyond civilization. Let me introduce you to the final boss of the blackpill: GOATIS, aka Sv3rige—the only man who ascended by devouring raw spleens and rejecting the entire clown world.

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BACKSTORY​

Goatis started as a subhuman in the matrix. Low T levels. Sick from seed oils. Moldmaxxed apartment. He took the redpill early, but it wasn’t enough. PUA, nofap, gymmaxx—it was all surface-tier. He looked deeper. Beneath society. Beneath nutrition. Beneath the Jerm Theory. That’s when he found it:

“Raw meat is not dangerous. People are.” – Goatis

He nuked his entire life. Moved into a van. Stopped using soap. Started sunmaxxing, staring into the sun like it was an S-tier halo light. Ate raw testicles on livestreams. Females called him “gross,” but secretly... they were wet.

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THE DIET OF GODS​

• Breakfast: Raw cow brain + fermented fish slime
• Lunch: Roadkill if lucky, otherwise nothing (fasting = face shredder)
• Dinner: Raw beef liver while monologuing about plant estrogens

His jawline? Sharpened by chewing sinew.
His aura? Toxic to NPCs.
His gut biome? Stronger than Western civilization.

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GENETICALLY IMPROVED THROUGH SUFFERING​

Other men chase aesthetics. Goatis became the aesthetic of madness.

• No shampoo = fuller hair
• No empathy = giga frame
• No society = no shame

He walked barefoot across Europe like some biblical plague. Feminists crossed the street to avoid him. Vegans fainted. Chadlites trembled.

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FINAL FORM​

At some point, he stopped being a man. He was no longer looksmaxxing—he was truthmaxxing. He called out the fake natty meatfluencers. Destroyed the soy-based dogmas. Became a feral philosopher. Even got banned from places just for existing.

The lesson?

“If you eat like a beast, walk like a beast, and reject the lies—eventually you BECOME a beast. And in this clown world, beasts win.”

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Conclusion:

Goatis isn’t for everyone. He’s not even for most. But if you’ve exhausted the gym, the jaw implants, the roids, and you're still not free… consider the raw path.

But beware, bros.

Once you bite into that raw liver…
there’s no going back.

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Let me know if you want this turned into a meme format or done in the style of a Greek epic.

 

[nosemaxxing]

Braindamage.org

 

[boostlock]

most high iq sophisticated 5head bloatis subordinabte

 

[kurd]

Braindamage.org

 

[Node]

Got it. Here’s a version of the Goatis / Sv3rige story written in the style of a looksmaxxing forum post—raw, satirical, and filled with the lingo you'd find on places like Lookism or similar boards. This is for entertainment purposes onlyand intentionally exaggerated in that niche subculture voice:

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GOATIS: The Original Blackpilled Liver King (True Gigachad Route)

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BACKSTORY​

Goatis started as a subhuman in the matrix. Low T levels. Sick from seed oils. Moldmaxxed apartment. He took the redpill early, but it wasn’t enough. PUA, nofap, gymmaxx—it was all surface-tier. He looked deeper. Beneath society. Beneath nutrition. Beneath the Jerm Theory. That’s when he found it:


He nuked his entire life. Moved into a van. Stopped using soap. Started sunmaxxing, staring into the sun like it was an S-tier halo light. Ate raw testicles on livestreams. Females called him “gross,” but secretly... they were wet.

---

THE DIET OF GODS​

• Breakfast: Raw cow brain + fermented fish slime
• Lunch: Roadkill if lucky, otherwise nothing (fasting = face shredder)
• Dinner: Raw beef liver while monologuing about plant estrogens

His jawline? Sharpened by chewing sinew.
His aura? Toxic to NPCs.
His gut biome? Stronger than Western civilization.

---

GENETICALLY IMPROVED THROUGH SUFFERING​

Other men chase aesthetics. Goatis became the aesthetic of madness.

• No shampoo = fuller hair
• No empathy = giga frame
• No society = no shame

He walked barefoot across Europe like some biblical plague. Feminists crossed the street to avoid him. Vegans fainted. Chadlites trembled.

---

FINAL FORM​

At some point, he stopped being a man. He was no longer looksmaxxing—he was truthmaxxing. He called out the fake natty meatfluencers. Destroyed the soy-based dogmas. Became a feral philosopher. Even got banned from places just for existing.

The lesson?

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Conclusion:

Goatis isn’t for everyone. He’s not even for most. But if you’ve exhausted the gym, the jaw implants, the roids, and you're still not free… consider the raw path.

But beware, bros.

Once you bite into that raw liver…
there’s no going back.

---

Let me know if you want this turned into a meme format or done in the style of a Greek epic.

Write an epic story about ajounous vonderplsnitz and goatis dueling to the death

 

[kurd]

Braindamage.org

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[nosemaxxing]

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[kurd]

Write an epic story about ajounous vonderplsnitz and goatis dueling to the death

Absolutely. Here's an epic mythological battle between two titans: Ajounous Vonderplsnitz and Goatis, framed in the language and lore of looksmaxxing culture—where status, aesthetics, and primal dominance are the weapons of choice.

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THE DUEL OF FACES: GOATIS VS. AJOUNOUS VONDERPLSNITZ​

A Blackpilled Epic in 8 Acts

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ACT I: THE PROPHECY OF THE MIRROR​

In the year of the Cringe Calendar 20XX, the Looksmaxx Oracle from /fit/ foretold the coming of two supreme beings:

“One shall be carved by raw nature—feral, grotesque, god-tier mandible.
The other by refined aesthetics—symmetry of the gods, cheekbone surgeon-blessed.
And when they meet... one shall ascend, and the other shall rot in the Cope Pit.”

Their names echoed across incel temples:

• Goatis – Lord of Rawmaxxing, sun-scorched, liver-dripping ferality.
• Ajounous Vonderplsnitz – The Archduke of Harmonymaxx, perfect 1:1 facial ratio, rumored to have been born in a Finnish cryolab.

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ACT II: ORIGINS OF THE SIGMA​

Goatis was born in a discarded refrigerator in post-collapse Germany, raised on fermented marrow and reptile meat.

• SMV stat: 9/10 with zero grooming
• Maxxing path: Bone structure via ancestral trauma + parasitic worm bulk

Ajounous Vonderplsnitz, meanwhile, was conceived under a bioengineered full moon in Helsinki.

• SMV stat: 10/10 certified by AI-driven dating simulators
• Maxxing path: Orbital rim implants + cantothread surgery + Slavic bone graft

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ACT III: THE SUMMONING OF THE BATTLEFIELD​

The battlefield was chosen: Mount Gigaorbitals—a sacred place where Cope fades and only Truthmaxx remains.

Goatis emerged shirtless, covered in dried blood and activated charcoal.
Ajounous floated down on a glacial wind, skin glowing from triple-glutathione IV drips.

The crowd was made of:

• Chadlites, trying to hide their jawlines
• Soypilled betas, trembling behind blue light glasses
• Ascetics, praying to the Bogdanoff brothers

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ACT IV: THE BATTLE BEGINS​

Ajounous struck first—launching a midface ratio beam, mathematically precise.
Goatis tanked it, his skull absorbing the damage like raw collagen. He retaliated with a Sunmaxx Flashbang, blinding the symmetry gods.

Ajounous:

“You are grotesque, beast. You reek of ancestral bacteria.”

Goatis:

“And yet your cheekbones are synthetic. I’ve earned mine in blood and worms.”

They clashed—Goatis wielding a sharpened femur, Ajounous slicing the air with an obsidian jawline blade.

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ACT V: PSYOPS AND COPE​

Ajounous activated Looks Theory Manipulation:

• “You’re not ugly, you just have bad lighting.”
• “Social calibration > face.”

Goatis responded with Blackpill Summon:

• "No amount of confidence can increase your canthal tilt."
• "Hypergamy doesn't negotiate."

The atmosphere collapsed. Normies nearby died instantly from exposure to the Truth Radiation.

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ACT VI: ASCENSION PHASES​

• Ajounous entered Ultramaxx Mode, where his facial ratios aligned with the Fibonacci sequence.
• Goatis began Parasitic Transcendence, his gut flora overtaking his nervous system and granting him feral clairvoyance.

They flew into the sky, clashing mid-air. Thunder cracked. Jawlines collided. Every punch distorted Tinder algorithms across Europe.

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ACT VII: THE FINAL BLOW​

Bleeding raw yolk and bone marrow, Goatis dropped to one knee. Ajounous raised his hand for the final blow—his skin glowing with retinol-enhanced light.

But Goatis smirked.

He bit his own face, consuming part of his jawline to fuel the Forbidden Giga Form:

"Liverpilled God Ascendant."

He leapt—one punch.

BOOM.

Ajounous collapsed, his face still perfect, but his soul shattered.

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ACT VIII: AFTERMATH​

Goatis stood alone, victorious.
He did not celebrate. He merely chewed on a raw spleen and walked into the mountains.

Ajounous’ skull was enshrined in the Temple of Canthal Tilt, worshiped by incels and monks alike.

The world would remember:

In the battle of symmetry vs savagery,
Raw willpower wins when filters fade.

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END OF FILE – SMV UNKNOWN – STATUS: TRANSCENDED

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Let me know if you want this stylized into a fake ancient scroll, a cinematic monologue, or even a meme-tier Reddit copypasta.

 

[xzx_]

Absolutely. Here's an epic mythological battle between two titans: Ajounous Vonderplsnitz and Goatis, framed in the language and lore of looksmaxxing culture—where status, aesthetics, and primal dominance are the weapons of choice.

---

THE DUEL OF FACES: GOATIS VS. AJOUNOUS VONDERPLSNITZ​

A Blackpilled Epic in 8 Acts

---

ACT I: THE PROPHECY OF THE MIRROR​

In the year of the Cringe Calendar 20XX, the Looksmaxx Oracle from /fit/ foretold the coming of two supreme beings:


Their names echoed across incel temples:

• Goatis – Lord of Rawmaxxing, sun-scorched, liver-dripping ferality.
• Ajounous Vonderplsnitz – The Archduke of Harmonymaxx, perfect 1:1 facial ratio, rumored to have been born in a Finnish cryolab.

---

ACT II: ORIGINS OF THE SIGMA​

Goatis was born in a discarded refrigerator in post-collapse Germany, raised on fermented marrow and reptile meat.

• SMV stat: 9/10 with zero grooming
• Maxxing path: Bone structure via ancestral trauma + parasitic worm bulk

Ajounous Vonderplsnitz, meanwhile, was conceived under a bioengineered full moon in Helsinki.

• SMV stat: 10/10 certified by AI-driven dating simulators
• Maxxing path: Orbital rim implants + cantothread surgery + Slavic bone graft

---

ACT III: THE SUMMONING OF THE BATTLEFIELD​

The battlefield was chosen: Mount Gigaorbitals—a sacred place where Cope fades and only Truthmaxx remains.

Goatis emerged shirtless, covered in dried blood and activated charcoal.
Ajounous floated down on a glacial wind, skin glowing from triple-glutathione IV drips.

The crowd was made of:

• Chadlites, trying to hide their jawlines
• Soypilled betas, trembling behind blue light glasses
• Ascetics, praying to the Bogdanoff brothers

---

ACT IV: THE BATTLE BEGINS​

Ajounous struck first—launching a midface ratio beam, mathematically precise.
Goatis tanked it, his skull absorbing the damage like raw collagen. He retaliated with a Sunmaxx Flashbang, blinding the symmetry gods.

Ajounous:


Goatis:


They clashed—Goatis wielding a sharpened femur, Ajounous slicing the air with an obsidian jawline blade.

---

ACT V: PSYOPS AND COPE​

Ajounous activated Looks Theory Manipulation:

• “You’re not ugly, you just have bad lighting.”
• “Social calibration > face.”

Goatis responded with Blackpill Summon:

• "No amount of confidence can increase your canthal tilt."
• "Hypergamy doesn't negotiate."

The atmosphere collapsed. Normies nearby died instantly from exposure to the Truth Radiation.

---

ACT VI: ASCENSION PHASES​

• Ajounous entered Ultramaxx Mode, where his facial ratios aligned with the Fibonacci sequence.
• Goatis began Parasitic Transcendence, his gut flora overtaking his nervous system and granting him feral clairvoyance.

They flew into the sky, clashing mid-air. Thunder cracked. Jawlines collided. Every punch distorted Tinder algorithms across Europe.

---

ACT VII: THE FINAL BLOW​

Bleeding raw yolk and bone marrow, Goatis dropped to one knee. Ajounous raised his hand for the final blow—his skin glowing with retinol-enhanced light.

But Goatis smirked.

He bit his own face, consuming part of his jawline to fuel the Forbidden Giga Form:


He leapt—one punch.

BOOM.

Ajounous collapsed, his face still perfect, but his soul shattered.

---

ACT VIII: AFTERMATH​

Goatis stood alone, victorious.
He did not celebrate. He merely chewed on a raw spleen and walked into the mountains.

Ajounous’ skull was enshrined in the Temple of Canthal Tilt, worshiped by incels and monks alike.

The world would remember:

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END OF FILE – SMV UNKNOWN – STATUS: TRANSCENDED

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Let me know if you want this stylized into a fake ancient scroll, a cinematic monologue, or even a meme-tier Reddit copypasta.

DNR