NOOO MY 2 WEEK NO SHAMPOO (GONE WRONG, NOT PRIMAL)

[hax]

FUCK YOU MOM!! SHE JUST MADE ME LOSE MY PERFECT HAIR, IT'S SO FUCKED NOW AND SCHOOL IS STARTING AGAIN.

SWEAR I DID IT DURING VACATION FOR THE MINIMUM OF NORMIE EXPOSURE BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE!!!

 

[hax]

forum so dead, they don't understand the roughness of being primal

 

[Sayori]

FUCK YOU MOM!! SHE JUST MADE ME LOSE MY PERFECT HAIR, IT'S SO FUCKED NOW AND SCHOOL IS STARTING AGAIN.

SWEAR I DID IT DURING VACATION FOR THE MINIMUM OF NORMIE EXPOSURE BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE!!!

End it nga

ur mom is cooler than u

Love to moms

 

[hax]

ur mom is cooler than u

 

[Tenres]

How did your mom make u lose shampoo

 

[kenibba]

schools starting the day after tomorrow for me

 

[hax]

How did your mom make u lose shampoo

she said my hair was bad because i was gonna wash it the day before school and forced me to shampoo heavily before going out today

 

[hax]

schools starting the day after tomorrow for me

brootal, same here. it's boutta hit so overly hard, once the first week is over with i'll be back and relaxed.

 

[Tenres]

she said my hair was bad because i was gonna wash it the day before school and forced me to shampoo heavily before going out today

Did it mog, I don't use any shampoo but occasionally use conditioner

 

[hax]

Did it mog, I don't use any shampoo but occasionally use conditioner

i mean it's silk smooth now but also silk thin. it was better before.

 

[Tenres]

i mean it's silk smooth now but also silk thin. it was better before.

Oh yeah, I forgot Shampoo did that. Conditioner usually make it more fluffy and curled

 

[kenibba]

brootal, same here. it's boutta hit so overly hard, once the first week is over with i'll be back and relaxed.

im anxious cuz i have to wake up super early and excited cuz walking in the hallways pretending im a chad fuels my ego and i missed that feeling this vacation

 

[aidenltn17]

just wash ur hair bro

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

she said my hair was bad because i was gonna wash it the day before school and forced me to shampoo heavily before going out today

was she watching you shower butt ahh naked making sure u use shampoo?
you could easily fake it if she didnt

 

[kenibba]

i mean it's silk smooth now but also silk thin. it was better before.

i use shampoo everyday/every other day. should i switch to conditioner?

 

[Deleted member 89064]

Just use eggs as shampoo

 

[grav]

was she watching you shower butt ahh naked making sure u use shampoo?
you could easily fake it if she didnt

 

[grav]

Just use eggs as shampoo

Does this work

 

[Deleted member 89064]

Does this work

Yes I started using egg yolks and ts works miracles lowkey. Works just like a shampoo and my hair doesn't smell at all. I have been doing ts for 2 weeks and my hair looks healthy af

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

you have to make a raw egg raw honey yogurt hair mask to revive it asap

 

[grav]

Yes I started using egg yolks and ts works miracles lowkey. Works just like a shampoo and my hair doesn't smell at all. I have been doing ts for 2 weeks and my hair looks healthy af

Wouldn't it cost like a lot more than regular chemical shampoo?

 

[jaycc]

she said my hair was bad because i was gonna wash it the day before school and forced me to shampoo heavily before going out today

shampoo is dogshit

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

shampoo is dogshit

wow man crazy 300iq take almost like thats the point of the thread

 

[mcmentalonthemic]

Lol, you're such a loser

 

[Deleted member 89064]

Wouldn't it cost like a lot more than regular chemical shampoo?

Idk i only wash my hair with eggs every 3 days

 

[Chungus]

Lol, you're such a loser

Didn't know shampoo made you a winner

 

[mcmentalonthemic]

Didn't know shampoo made you a winner

 

[_Zygomatic_]

idk i shampoo my hair every few days but i always condition it too my hair just gets super greasy if i don’t shampoo it and id rather not look like a greaseball

 

[Chungus]

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It's true

 

[jaycc]

wow man crazy 300iq take almost like thats the point of the thread

dont be mean bro its not nice

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

idk i shampoo my hair every few days but i always condition it too my hair just gets super greasy if i don’t shampoo it and id rather not look like a greaseball

shampoo = sebum overproduction
you need to go through the transition

 

[hax]

im anxious cuz i have to wake up super early and excited cuz walking in the hallways pretending im a chad fuels my ego and i missed that feeling this vacation

mirin hobby lmao

just wash ur hair bro

ugh you don't get it...

this guy is right, it is what i do, ong it's 1000x better than shampoo:

Just use eggs as shampoo

 

[hax]

was she watching you shower butt ahh naked making sure u use shampoo?
you could easily fake it if she didnt

well i had no eggs to begin with and i couldn't leave the shower cause she was just in front.
considering my hair was ultra-greasy, this was my only way of getting out.
can't believe we're still doing this when i'm almost 18...

 

[hax]

i use shampoo everyday/every other day. should i switch to conditioner?

eggs mog SO hard bro trust. don't mind the jester patel propaganda... it's acc really cool, hair looked similar to kolby's for a while.

 

[hax]

Yes I started using egg yolks and ts works miracles lowkey. Works just like a shampoo and my hair doesn't smell at all. I have been doing ts for 2 weeks and my hair looks healthy af

did the exact same, i was also on my 2nd week but it just had to end.

you have to make a raw egg raw honey yogurt hair mask to revive it asap

yuuup, this is what i do!

 

[kenibba]

eggs mog SO hard bro trust. don't mind the jester patel propaganda... it's acc really cool, hair looked similar to kolby's for a while.

i used eggs before, all last summer i used eggs and it works well just conditioner is more convenient

 

[hax]

i used eggs before, all last summer i used eggs and it works well just conditioner is more convenient

well my hair is really unhealthy to begin with, egg yolk alone worked just fine if not better.
conditioner makes my hair so thin and subhuman, it blows away as soon as it touches the wind.

 

[kenibba]

Yes I started using egg yolks and ts works miracles lowkey. Works just like a shampoo and my hair doesn't smell at all. I have been doing ts for 2 weeks and my hair looks healthy af

when i was using eggs as shampoo last summer my mom would compliment my hair and tell me it smelled good, idk what it could've smelled like tbh.

 

[kenibba]

well my hair is really unhealthy to begin with, egg yolk alone worked just fine if not better.
conditioner makes my hair so thin and subhuman, it blows away as soon as it touches the wind.

you should def be using egg yolks to thicken your hair and protect your scalp.

 

[Fridx]

FUCK YOU MOM!! SHE JUST MADE ME LOSE MY PERFECT HAIR, IT'S SO FUCKED NOW AND SCHOOL IS STARTING AGAIN.

SWEAR I DID IT DURING VACATION FOR THE MINIMUM OF NORMIE EXPOSURE BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE!!!

yo i got some questions
Did it itch
Did it stink
And did u get dandruff

 

[hax]

when i was using eggs as shampoo last summer my mom would compliment my hair and tell me it smelled good, idk what it could've smelled like tbh.

idk i've never had this problem to begin with.

you should def be using egg yolks to thicken your hair and protect your scalp.

we're starting again, counting from tomorrow.

 

[Yoshiteeq]

she said my hair was bad because i was gonna wash it the day before school and forced me to shampoo heavily before going out today

why did you even listen to her in the first place, would’ve told her “I’m just gonna wear a beanie/hat”

 

[Fridx]

Just use eggs as shampoo

should i try this
How many times a week btw?

 

[hax]

yo i got some questions
Did it itch
Did it stink
And did u get dandruff

not one itch, not an ounce of smell and no dandruff at all.
problem is it gets greasy/dandruffy REALLY fast when you first start.
as the days go on, it should lower until it completely disappears.

 

[kenibba]

we're starting again, counting from tomorrow.

mirin the optimism

 

[hax]

should i try this
How many times a week btw?

it all depends on the person, when i started (as i said) it got greasy super fast so i had to do it like 1/2 days.
as the days went on i narrowed down to 1/3 but stopped there because i've only been doing it for 2 weeks consistently.

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

well i had no eggs to begin with and i couldn't leave the shower cause she was just in front.
considering my hair was ultra-greasy, this was my only way of getting out.
can't believe we're still doing this when i'm almost 18...

you could have just rinsed it with water

but anyway sebum isnt actually even meant to be washed out
its supposed to coat your hair
ive stopped using raw eggs as shampoo, i only used it through transition phase
having to use anything at all is a normie who stinks from trash diet problem

 

[Deleted member 89064]

should i try this
How many times a week btw?

Yes bro do this trust me.
Depends on your hair type. I have very straight hair that gets greasy quick so i wash my hair with egg yolks every 3 days or so

 

[kenibba]

yo i got some questions
Did it itch
Did it stink
And did u get dandruff

i know you didnt ask me this but i have a history of dandruff ever since i was like 10 and when i stopped using shampoo and started using egg yolks two years ago roughly all my dandruff went away.

 

[Fridx]

not one itch, not an ounce of smell and no dandruff at all.
problem is it gets greasy/dandruffy REALLY fast when you first start.
as the days go on, it should lower until it completely disappears.

will try
was the texture you got noticeable?
and did you use eggs or something