noooo the pain of bimax isn't worth it!!! imagine going through that much pain!!!

[longjohnmong]

First, let me say that this thread is just a cleverly diguised way for me to justify my feelings about my breakup and also a bit of woe is me thrown in. But here is my rating of misery/difficulty of things I have experienced in my life:

my 10 year relationship coming to an end - 1000
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nervous breakdown for which i was hospitalized in 2017 - 599 (maybe higher instantaneous misery than breakup, but area under the graph significantly less)
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my mother having middle stage Alzheimer's - 488
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depression/loneliness - 401
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hemorrhoid surgery - 69
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bimax - 54
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having a bad flu - 31
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rhinoplasty/chin implant - 29
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root canal - 11
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stung by a bee - 5

So, as you can see, bimax was basically nothing. In the grand scheme of things, it's immaterial. I'm currently on day 8 and the worst thing I'm experiencing is indigestion. Day 3-7 the worst thing was struggling to breathe through my nose with my mouth banded shut and just feeling restless. The only time pain was even relevant was for a couple hours after the surgery and even then it wasn't terrible. I had tramadol, a weak opioid, that night, but only tylenol and ibuprofen after. I probably could have gotten away with no pain meds after that first night. At this point I am still too swollen to see final results, especially because most of the swelling is around my lower maxilla, giving me a very Whoville appearance. I think I have either ascended from subhuman to strong MTN or that I will still look ugly due to other flaws. I can see it going either way. But, at this point, it was totally worth the 7000 Euros and 54 points of misery just to put the question "what if I got bimax? to rest. This is all assuming there are no complications. I could see that sucking. But, without complications, it's really not a big deal. Most of you would not have survived my breakup.

If you've ever made a comment like "imagine going through that much pain for blah blah blah" you are a pussy and will amount to nothing.

 

[SurgeryEnjoyer]

Dnrd, got bimax and felt absolutely nothing.

 

[HarrierDuBois]

Dnrd, got bimax and felt absolutely nothing.

Mo-mo-mo-mog. *poker face plays*

 

[longjohnmong]

Mo-mo-mo-mog. *poker face plays*

 

[SurgeryEnjoyer]

Mo-mo-mo-mog. *poker face plays*

La-la-la-la.

 

[Deleted member 30552]

lifefuel

 

[HarrierDuBois]

hemorrhoid surgery - 69

@SurgeryEnjoyer

 

[extremchange628181]

First, let me say that this thread is just a cleverly diguised way for me to justify my feelings about my breakup and also a bit of woe is me thrown in. But here is my rating of misery/difficulty of things I have experienced in my life:

my 10 year relationship coming to an end - 1000
.
.
.
nervous breakdown for which i was hospitalized in 2017 - 599 (maybe higher instantaneous misery than breakup, but area under the graph significantly less)
.
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my mother having middle stage Alzheimer's - 488
.
.
.
depression/loneliness - 401
.
.
.
hemorrhoid surgery - 69
.
.
.
bimax - 54
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.
.
having a bad flu - 31
.
.
.
rhinoplasty/chin implant - 29
.
.
.
root canal - 11
.
.
.
stung by a bee - 5

So, as you can see, bimax was basically nothing. In the grand scheme of things, it's immaterial. I'm currently on day 8 and the worst thing I'm experiencing is indigestion. Day 3-7 the worst thing was struggling to breathe through my nose with my mouth banded shut and just feeling restless. The only time pain was even relevant was for a couple hours after the surgery and even then it wasn't terrible. I had tramadol, a weak opioid, that night, but only tylenol and ibuprofen after. I probably could have gotten away with no pain meds after that first night. At this point I am still too swollen to see final results, especially because most of the swelling is around my lower maxilla, giving me a very Whoville appearance. I think I have either ascended from subhuman to strong MTN or that I will still look ugly due to other flaws. I can see it going either way. But, at this point, it was totally worth the 7000 Euros and 54 points of misery just to put the question "what if I got bimax? to rest. This is all assuming there are no complications. I could see that sucking. But, without complications, it's really not a big deal. Most of you would not have survived my breakup.

If you've ever made a comment like "imagine going through that much pain for blah blah blah" you are a pussy and will amount to nothing.

No pain no gain. It’s 100% more painful to get rejected day by day then just getting surgery and feeling physical pain for some weeks!!!!!

 

[Deleted member 25059]

so you lived through everything in your advanced age and you still think about vanity that will fall apart and have no real effect for you? Indeed, with the advent of the Internet, many have fallen into the moral quagmire

 

[longjohnmong]

@SurgeryEnjoyer

@SurgeryEnjoyer did you see @HarrierDuBois made a new comment? come see! he made a new comment!

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[HarrierDuBois]

@SurgeryEnjoyer did you see @HarrierDuBois made a new comment? come see! he made a new comment!

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What color is your bimax?

 

[longjohnmong]

so you lived through everything in your advanced age and you still think about vanity that will fall apart and have no real effect for you? Indeed, with the advent of the Internet, many have fallen into the moral quagmire

dude, maybe this time it'll strike a chord?

 

[longjohnmong]

What color is your bimax?

you forgot to tag @SurgeryEnjoyer don't worry, bro. i got you. @SurgeryEnjoyer did you see @HarrierDuBois made another comment? come see, bro. don't leave him hanging. he needs you to see. isn't he clever?

 

[SurgeryEnjoyer]

you forgot to tag @SurgeryEnjoyer don't worry, bro. i got you. @SurgeryEnjoyer did you see @HarrierDuBois made another comment? come see, bro. don't leave him hanging. he needs you to see. isn't he clever?

I suggest taking pills.

 

[HarrierDuBois]

you forgot to tag @SurgeryEnjoyer don't worry, bro. i got you. @SurgeryEnjoyer did you see @HarrierDuBois made another comment? come see, bro. don't leave him hanging. he needs you to see. isn't he clever?

Me and @SurgeryEnjoyer are quite close knit on bimax threads, we do a little tag along.

 

[HarrierDuBois]

@longjohnmong who was your surgeon?

 

[FutureSlayer]

so you lived through everything in your advanced age and you still think about vanity that will fall apart and have no real effect for you? Indeed, with the advent of the Internet, many have fallen into the moral quagmire

there really is no alternative bro, have fun religionmaxxing when proof of falsehood of another plane of existance is literally everywere

 

[tinderhacker]

no one ascends through bimax, The midfacial advancement will make your midface look bloated and the lower jaw advacements are mainly noticeable from the side. The gained angularity will be minimum if not zero.

 

[longjohnmong]

no one ascends through bimax, The midfacial advancement will make your midface look bloated and the lower jaw advacements are mainly noticeable from the side. The gained angularity will be minimum if not zero.

well, maybe no Class II cels

 

[Deleted member 18582]

no one ascends through bimax, The midfacial advancement will make your midface look bloated and the lower jaw advacements are mainly noticeable from the side. The gained angularity will be minimum if not zero.

Dude ended bimax with a single post

Maybe submit a paper to the next international maxillofacial surgery conference to this effect?

 

[klamus]

Anyone Who talks about bimax hurting has never had bimax. A Bad flu is Much worse

 

[longjohnmong]

Anyone Who talks about bimax hurting has never had bimax. A Bad flu is Much worse

Yeah, there you go. I haven't had the flu in a while, but that's the closest thing I could think of to how bad it was. If you need it, just get it done. Pain shouldn't factor into your decision at all.

 

[Pakicel]

Dnrd, got bimax and felt absolutely nothing.

You are a @SurgeryEnjoyer though. Most hate the whole experience of being put under and the recovery.

 

[Ifter]

First 2 weeks post op were hell , i would prefer to be on 1st line on D-day than this. But its fine now

 

[mirmulnir]

I am just curious, why did your gf break up with u?

 

[RoyaleWithCheese]

High IQ post. Anti looksmaxxing copers ignore the fact that emotional pain can be more unbearable than physical pain. Like yeah no shit, LL hurts but if you’re 5’4 the pain of being either invisible or treated as a joke by women and being auto disrespected by men is so much worse that you’ll either do whatever it takes to fix it, or you’ll cope and become a mod on /r/Short where you’ll circlejerk on how comfortable flights are for you even when there’s no legroom, but still likely have a shit life.

 

[incel194012940]

hahahahahahahaha your thread goot BTFO'ed by harrier, surgery kid and rupert pupkin

 

[mtcut3plush]

damn you been through a lot

 

[RandomGREY]

Were you scared on the table before going under?

 

[longjohnmong]

Were you scared on the table before going under?

No. That part only lasts a few seconds, and there's a bunch of shit going on, and I think they intentionally try to distract you. This time they didn't even tell me when they were giving me the anesthetic. The surgeon was talking about some shit and someone put some shit in my IV and I started thinking "Is that doing something?" and that's like the last thing I remember. Plus, usually they give you IV opioids before so you're feeling pretty good by then. This time my surgeon was like "Usually they give you opioids before but the nurses didn't think you were nervous." Fucking nurses. For about 2 hours before I wouldn't say I was scared but I started getting paranoid, feeling pretty grim, and thinking it was my last day on Earth type shit, but I just tried to ignore it.

 

[longjohnmong]

I am just curious, why did your gf break up with u?

i guess she got bored

 

[Pakicel]

High IQ post. Anti looksmaxxing copers ignore the fact that emotional pain can be more unbearable than physical pain. Like yeah no shit, LL hurts but if you’re 5’4 the pain of being either invisible or treated as a joke by women and being auto disrespected by men is so much worse that you’ll either do whatever it takes to fix it, or you’ll cope and become a mod on /r/Short where you’ll circlejerk on how comfortable flights are for you even when there’s no legroom, but still likely have a shit life.

Or you just delusionmax yourself. I know way too many 5'5" guys who think they are 5'7". It should be possible to think you are 5 inches taller than you really are.

 

[frenchmaxxing]

My only question is why a chin implant instead of a genio ?

 

[1pacfan]

yo doctor fucked up then cuz it aint supposed to hurt

 

[Deleted member 18582]

No. That part only lasts a few seconds, and there's a bunch of shit going on, and I think they intentionally try to distract you. This time they didn't even tell me when they were giving me the anesthetic. The surgeon was talking about some shit and someone put some shit in my IV and I started thinking "Is that doing something?" and that's like the last thing I remember. Plus, usually they give you IV opioids before so you're feeling pretty good by then. This time my surgeon was like "Usually they give you opioids before but the nurses didn't think you were nervous." Fucking nurses. For about 2 hours before I wouldn't say I was scared but I started getting paranoid, feeling pretty grim, and thinking it was my last day on Earth type shit, but I just tried to ignore it.

Im scared more for how I will feel about anesthesia before the surgery and that kind of sentiment than the surgery itself

 

[longjohnmong]

yo doctor fucked up then cuz it aint supposed to hurt

Stfu retard

 

[longjohnmong]

My only question is why a chin implant instead of a genio ?

It was 2002.

 

[longjohnmong]

Im scared more for how I will feel about anesthesia before the surgery and that kind of sentiment than the surgery itself

In reality that part is nothing. They'll be getting you ready. Probably inject you with fentanyl. All kinds of hot Italian nurses fiddling with your shit. Pagnoni being all charming. You won't even know when you're going to go to sleep.

 

[blackckatt]

Good thread op

 

[optimisticzoomer]

In reality that part is nothing. They'll be getting you ready. Probably inject you with fentanyl. All kinds of hot Italian nurses fiddling with your shit. Pagnoni being all charming. You won't even know when you're going to go to sleep.

Over if you fall for the meme and go to some unjustified overhyped surgeon like pagnoni for bimax
At least u went to some cheap surgeon, how did it turn out?

 

[longjohnmong]

Over if you fall for the meme and go to some unjustified overhyped surgeon like pagnoni for bimax
At least u went to some cheap surgeon, how did it turn out?

I'm still pretty swollen around the Lefort area, which makes me look pretty weird and obscures any guess as to what the final result will look like. It also significantly fucked up my nose, which I kind of expected. I was always planning on rhino revision. I'm happy with my jawline though and I think it may have had a positive impact on my lips, but that could just be swelling.

 

[Deleted member 33540]

My only question is why a chin implant instead of a genio ?

Same question ngl

 

[longjohnmong]

Same question ngl

It was done in 2002. No looksmax, no google, no facebook, no reddit, no blackpill. No footsteps to follow.

 

[Deleted member 3679]

Because they cut your bones during bimax it dulls the pain... what really sucks is the eating and speaking difficulty for months afterward. But having a shit looking jaw, TMJ issues, sleep apnea, and teeth grinding suck much worse.

 

[Deleted member 20064]

It was 2002.

Based for 2002 tbf