Normies think muh conspiracy theories make them smart

[davidlaidisme67]

Nigga you’re just a unique version of a goy

 

[esotericcuck]

But i must keep noticing

 

[iGoontoOrgans]

YEAH

I am a proud reader of r/conspiracy

I know all the secrets of so-sigh-ety

I find tinfoil hats rather out of fashion

It is my ancient herbal tea I buy from the grocery store, that protects me from the alien frequencies