North Korea keeps sending soldiers to Putin to be slaughtered

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Imagine the communications between the leaders...

A phone rings in Putin's office. He answers it.

North Korea: Kim Jong Un Dong Wong here.

Putin: Hey, buddy, whatcha doing?

NK: I sent you thousand soldiers, I no hear back from them.

Putin: Um... um... well you see... um... the evil Ukrainians and those nasty little Americans killed them.

NK: Oh.

Putin: <silence>

NK: And you soldiers die too?

Putin: No, not really. We're good. Only your soldiers died.

NK: Oh.

Putin: <silence>

NK: <silence>

Putin: Soooooooooo, um... would you like to send two thousand more?

NK: Yes!

Putin: Sweet.
 
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Kim doesn't gaf lol he needs the resources putins giving him
 
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Read every molecule
 
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North Korean girls fog tho

No words needed v0 3v58o27u1ri81
 
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Kim doesn't gaf lol he needs the resources putins giving him
The poor lil fat feller thinks Putin's an honest man. Brutal. I wouldn't doubt the Russian Marines are using them for target practice. "Run, little feller! I got your back." North Korean runs and pow!
 
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The poor lil fat feller thinks Putin's an honest man. Brutal. I wouldn't doubt the Russian Marines are using them for target practice. "Run, little feller! I got your back." North Korean runs and pow!
 
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nord korea has a population of 26 mil, lets say half of them are men and a quarter of them are able to hold a gun

so its still 3.25 million soldiers. why would he care about the 100k he sends to russia if he gets food, money and an alley in return
 
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nord korea has a population of 26 mil, lets say half of them are men and a quarter of them are able to hold a gun

so its still 3.25 million soldiers. why would he care about the 100k he sends to russia if he gets food, money and an alley in return
The Russians are burning their faces off and claiming, "Muh we don't want the world to know North Korean soldiers are fighting with us."

Yet, the world already knows they're fighting with the Russians because the Russians told the world they were and shared videos of them arriving in Russia to fight with them.

Those faces are being burned off so we can't match them to China's PLA soldiers.
 
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The Russians are burning their faces off and claiming, "Muh we don't want the world to know North Korean soldiers are fighting with us."

Yet, the world already knows they're fighting with the Russians because the Russians told the world they were and shared videos of them arriving in Russia to fight with them.

Those faces are being burned off so we can't match them to China's PLA soldiers.
poor fucking souls

born in a prison country, sent to an useless war that shouldnt even affect you or your country in any way and then dying and getting ur face burned
 
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north korea mogs. unmoggable warriors.
keep believing in ukranian propaganda. u make urself look like a fool

latest stats I saw was 2 wounded north-koreans, 0 death, with over 400 ukranians killed/wounded by NK-soldiers so far. They are a different breed.
 
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north korea mogs. unmoggable warriors.
keep believing in ukranian propaganda. u make urself look like a fool

latest stats I saw was 2 wounded north-koreans, 0 death, with over 400 ukranians killed/wounded by NK-soldiers so far. They are a different breed.
Repatriated north korean soldier walking in between an v0 ecu2g2tqui1c1
 
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What a gullible fat retard he is.
Studied in a elite school and even came here undercover to study and hide.
And yet this midwit can‘t calculate his losses and thinks life is some Hearts of Iron 4 strategy simulator with wine and chocolate.
 
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What a gullible fat retard he is.
Studied in a elite school and even came here undercover to study and hide.
And yet this midwit can‘t calculate his losses and thinks life is some Hearts of Iron 4 strategy simulator with wine and chocolate.
hes not fat, he just has a big build. type of body which can deadlift 350kg
 
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Based social policy. Humans and human society evolved concurrently to function at their best when there are 0.8-0.9 young men for every young woman. Currently in the West, due to mass immigration and the modern phenomeon of men no longer dying young, there are 1.1 young men for every young woman.
 
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Based social policy. Humans and human society evolved concurrently to function at their best when there are 0.8-0.9 young men for every young woman. Currently in the West, due to mass immigration and the modern phenomeon of men no longer dying young, there are 1.1 young men for every young woman.
Yet, an average of 20.5 women chase one Chad.
 
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poor fucking souls

born in a prison country, sent to an useless war that shouldnt even affect you or your country in any way and then dying and getting ur face burned
Thats fucked up man. These people were born as slaves. I honestly feel bad for them. I dont know why west cannot just accept north korea as country. Just fucking make economical deal with them. Take all the fucking sanctions and call it an fucking day. They will love west and they will never try to attack South korea. Who gives shit about nuclear bombs? Them using nukes would be just Kyss them hard and they would never do it.
 
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NATO lost the moment north-korea joined the war.
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I hate these NATO fuckers, they doomed me. Soon there will be North-Korean paratroopers in the netherlands.

my life is over
Look how tiny that little feller is. Putin is about an inch taller when he's not wearing his lifts. If we had installed a puppet leader in Ukraine, you better believe that motherfucker would've been 6 foot 5, at least. It's all about getting inside the other feller's head.

Zelenskyy's Putin's puppet. Who in their right mind would put those pieces together? Only a psychopath could. North Korean soldiers (PLA; wink-wink) is undercovering this deception. However, before they can relay the intelligence back to HQ, pop-pop-pop-pop!
 
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I hope they nuke that Jewlet Zelensky. That thief Mark Rute too.
 
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Literally zero gain and ended up giving west cause to give ukraine long range missiles. Can these Russian retards get anything right? That's what happens when your country is run by egocentric ogre-looking bullies who abuse the nerds like Vitalik.
 
I hope they nuke that Jewlet Zelensky. That thief Mark Rute too.
Putin will not allow anyone to hurt his wittle buddy. A rumor is just starting, like right now, that Zelenskyy's Putin bastard son.

Literally zero gain and ended up giving west cause to give ukraine long range missiles. Can these Russian retards get anything right? That's what happens when your country is run by egocentric ogre-looking bullies who abuse the nerds like Vitalik.
Putin didn't have enough missiles and weapons to take on China from the north. So we had an idea that was so crazy. That was 2020.
 

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