Inceltruestorytellr
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Quick backstory: Growing up ive never been the best looking, i never rlly noticed and neither did i care and didnt let it stop me from enjoying life, i was your usual ugly short chubby kid who hit puberty late (9th grade), boom i hit puberty and not much changed, i grew way taller, lost some weight, started growing out my hair and i realized that i did start getting treated better but i didnt think much of it, early in 10th grade i discovered this looksmaxxing/bp community and thought it was just a bunch of dumb people who dont know that you just needa go to the gym, have a good mentality and have a nice personality (hamza brainwashed me), few months pass by, i get interested on how to look better, i start watching plenty vids of youtube, all just covering tip of the iceberg stuff, stuff ive heard plenty of stuff, then i remembered this community which i originally thought was just stupid ppl mashed up in 1 large group, I start researching this stuff, fell down the rabbithole and realized BP is nothing but truth. Im in early 11th grade now and thank god for finding this as ive truely ascended, way better then i was in the past. Now imma get to the stories that ive all experienced while i was a sub5.
Story 1:
end of 9th grade, The school organizes a final trip since, ig we never gonna see eachother again. Me and my friends we have plenty of fun throughout the whole trip, and after like 7 to 8 hours, the school stops us at a carnival, me and all my friends go from place to place, going on them at max like 1 through 2 times, now, we enter this ship thingy which moves pretty high in the air and me and my friendgroup all go on the last row hoping to get the most fun out of it, but this 1 friend out of the friendgroup imma call him Chad, Chad was too slow and he had no place for the last row, he doesnt make a big fuss about it and goes on the row infront of us, that row was completely empty. Few moments pass as we're all talking till the ride starts, and suddenly 3 girls ask to sit next to Chad, now keep in mind, this ship had like 8 rows, and only 4 were filled (not including the one with chad, that row was empty), Chad accepts the girls asking him, they sit to him and the whole friendgroup start making fun of him jokingly, saying stuff like "Leave some ladies for the rest of us bro" and that stuff basically, we eventually stop and ride the ship like 2 times, the whole friendgroup gets off as we want to spend our money in other fun places now like the trampoline thingy or whatever but Chad says, "Yall go, i'll catch up with yall", we wait for him as he hops on the ship another time, and another, and another, and another, Chad now has been on the ship 6 times, 6 fucking times, and keep in mind in every ride Chads been making the girls die of laughter, he's in the middle of them with his arms wide, chad shit basically. After the 6th time one of my friend gets tired of waiting as we've been here like 25 minutes now, asks "Dude, get off you dont wanna spend all your money here do you?", he agrees but hops one last time and gets the snaps of 2 girls there as he leaves (he got 5 snaps that day), i ask him how much did he even spend in this ship thingy, suprise suprise, he replies "Oh bro, those bitches payed for every ride, (he was on the ship 7 times and they paid it all 7 times), We start making fun of him calling him player, we actin jokingly gay n shit, acting like we were those girls n yeah, that was the story.
Story 2:
Early/Middle of 10th grade, Its one of my homies birthday, so he calls me and 2 other ppl (including Chad, again) and we plan to go to the mall and have fun, now look, we aint the richest and we live in a shit town, mall was like 30 mins away with a taxi, so this a pretty big thing for us. 1 friend couldnt come, So now only Me, Birthday Boy (BB) and Chads left, we go to the mall, all hyped up, planning to watch a movie, have fun, do all that stuff. 1 hour passes, BB goes to get the movie tickets as we enter the store, to try and suprise him with a gift (BB thought we was going to get snacks and stuff), we eventually decide on a xbox controller (BB had broken his xbox controller like 3 weeks ago) and a game (Chad picked it, im not much of a game guy}, He's getting all these looks from girls but it was normal atp, we was both used to it and we didnt say much abt it. Suddenly, as we're waiting at the cashier for our turn, this 1 sub5 foid where i have no idea where she'd even get the confidence from asks him for his snap, Chad trying to be as nice as possible says "Sorry, i have a girlfriend, what about my friend here tho?" he points to me, my heart drops, id never been asked out by a girl irl at that point and was pretty awkward, Its kinda a big scene now, the family infront of us was staring, the cashier etc. She just walks away without even throwing me a single glance (i was not only taller then Chad at that moment but also buffer since id started going to the gym like 5 months ago, neither heightpill neither gympill helped me, this moment right here was what made me want to improve my face), Im all awkward now, i rlly dont know what to say, everyones looking, its pretty bad, a few moments later the situation was better, or so i thought, We were short on 4 fucking dollars for the stuff we bought (controller, a game, some snacks we planned to sneak in), Chad reflectively says "Oh, lets just return some snacks bro", i nod but the cashier (old lady, in her 50s probably), the cashier looks at Chad and says something along the lines of, beautiful, young men, dont worry about it, we thank her, pack the things up and leave as fast as possible in shame. the looks part of story pretty much ends here but ill add a bit more of what happend that day, if yall want to read continue, if yall dont skip to story 3.
Extra: We catchup with BB, we explain what happend, he laughs in my face, then both our faces, we then give him the gift, he thanks us alot and we start going to the movies, i let go of my body, being completely stress free, thinking "Well that just happend", and when i thought the day couldnt get any worse, it got worse, we line up and i see security, i thought my country was too poor for these security check things (to check if we're sneaking any snacks or something else in the cinema), BB and Chad, start talking, they go without me (they knew i had the snacks, but they claim "they forgot") they get scanned completely fine, then they wait for me to get scanned when im panicking and struggling n shit, then both their faces drops (these mfs just fucking remembered that i had the snacks) and keep in mind before i continue, this was a long ass line, i couldnt just turn back, plenty of people were behind me, panicking but after a point, i accepted my fate, i start walking towards the security, he takes my snacks away, everyone in the line laughs at me, i can hear people saying things like "dumbass" "dumb kid" etc. I curse both Chad and BB, they try to apoligze to try and make it up but i rlly wasnt having it that day, you cant blame me can you, afterwards we go to the movies to watch the movie (who we let BB pick), the movie was ass, all 3 of us admitted it and we didnt even finish it, we got up after like 1 hour and went home.
Story 3:
imma leave yall at a cliffhanger as its 3 in the fucking morning, ive been writing this shit for a good 40 50 minutes maybe even a hour, Story 3 prob gon get posted tomorrow, or when i want to, and if you were wondering, Chad is indeed included in here, and this one is prob the most brutal of them all, i shoulda told this one first, but i thought i should go in order, from which i experienced the earliest to the last. Goodnight
Story 1:
end of 9th grade, The school organizes a final trip since, ig we never gonna see eachother again. Me and my friends we have plenty of fun throughout the whole trip, and after like 7 to 8 hours, the school stops us at a carnival, me and all my friends go from place to place, going on them at max like 1 through 2 times, now, we enter this ship thingy which moves pretty high in the air and me and my friendgroup all go on the last row hoping to get the most fun out of it, but this 1 friend out of the friendgroup imma call him Chad, Chad was too slow and he had no place for the last row, he doesnt make a big fuss about it and goes on the row infront of us, that row was completely empty. Few moments pass as we're all talking till the ride starts, and suddenly 3 girls ask to sit next to Chad, now keep in mind, this ship had like 8 rows, and only 4 were filled (not including the one with chad, that row was empty), Chad accepts the girls asking him, they sit to him and the whole friendgroup start making fun of him jokingly, saying stuff like "Leave some ladies for the rest of us bro" and that stuff basically, we eventually stop and ride the ship like 2 times, the whole friendgroup gets off as we want to spend our money in other fun places now like the trampoline thingy or whatever but Chad says, "Yall go, i'll catch up with yall", we wait for him as he hops on the ship another time, and another, and another, and another, Chad now has been on the ship 6 times, 6 fucking times, and keep in mind in every ride Chads been making the girls die of laughter, he's in the middle of them with his arms wide, chad shit basically. After the 6th time one of my friend gets tired of waiting as we've been here like 25 minutes now, asks "Dude, get off you dont wanna spend all your money here do you?", he agrees but hops one last time and gets the snaps of 2 girls there as he leaves (he got 5 snaps that day), i ask him how much did he even spend in this ship thingy, suprise suprise, he replies "Oh bro, those bitches payed for every ride, (he was on the ship 7 times and they paid it all 7 times), We start making fun of him calling him player, we actin jokingly gay n shit, acting like we were those girls n yeah, that was the story.
Story 2:
Early/Middle of 10th grade, Its one of my homies birthday, so he calls me and 2 other ppl (including Chad, again) and we plan to go to the mall and have fun, now look, we aint the richest and we live in a shit town, mall was like 30 mins away with a taxi, so this a pretty big thing for us. 1 friend couldnt come, So now only Me, Birthday Boy (BB) and Chads left, we go to the mall, all hyped up, planning to watch a movie, have fun, do all that stuff. 1 hour passes, BB goes to get the movie tickets as we enter the store, to try and suprise him with a gift (BB thought we was going to get snacks and stuff), we eventually decide on a xbox controller (BB had broken his xbox controller like 3 weeks ago) and a game (Chad picked it, im not much of a game guy}, He's getting all these looks from girls but it was normal atp, we was both used to it and we didnt say much abt it. Suddenly, as we're waiting at the cashier for our turn, this 1 sub5 foid where i have no idea where she'd even get the confidence from asks him for his snap, Chad trying to be as nice as possible says "Sorry, i have a girlfriend, what about my friend here tho?" he points to me, my heart drops, id never been asked out by a girl irl at that point and was pretty awkward, Its kinda a big scene now, the family infront of us was staring, the cashier etc. She just walks away without even throwing me a single glance (i was not only taller then Chad at that moment but also buffer since id started going to the gym like 5 months ago, neither heightpill neither gympill helped me, this moment right here was what made me want to improve my face), Im all awkward now, i rlly dont know what to say, everyones looking, its pretty bad, a few moments later the situation was better, or so i thought, We were short on 4 fucking dollars for the stuff we bought (controller, a game, some snacks we planned to sneak in), Chad reflectively says "Oh, lets just return some snacks bro", i nod but the cashier (old lady, in her 50s probably), the cashier looks at Chad and says something along the lines of, beautiful, young men, dont worry about it, we thank her, pack the things up and leave as fast as possible in shame. the looks part of story pretty much ends here but ill add a bit more of what happend that day, if yall want to read continue, if yall dont skip to story 3.
Extra: We catchup with BB, we explain what happend, he laughs in my face, then both our faces, we then give him the gift, he thanks us alot and we start going to the movies, i let go of my body, being completely stress free, thinking "Well that just happend", and when i thought the day couldnt get any worse, it got worse, we line up and i see security, i thought my country was too poor for these security check things (to check if we're sneaking any snacks or something else in the cinema), BB and Chad, start talking, they go without me (they knew i had the snacks, but they claim "they forgot") they get scanned completely fine, then they wait for me to get scanned when im panicking and struggling n shit, then both their faces drops (these mfs just fucking remembered that i had the snacks) and keep in mind before i continue, this was a long ass line, i couldnt just turn back, plenty of people were behind me, panicking but after a point, i accepted my fate, i start walking towards the security, he takes my snacks away, everyone in the line laughs at me, i can hear people saying things like "dumbass" "dumb kid" etc. I curse both Chad and BB, they try to apoligze to try and make it up but i rlly wasnt having it that day, you cant blame me can you, afterwards we go to the movies to watch the movie (who we let BB pick), the movie was ass, all 3 of us admitted it and we didnt even finish it, we got up after like 1 hour and went home.
Story 3:
imma leave yall at a cliffhanger as its 3 in the fucking morning, ive been writing this shit for a good 40 50 minutes maybe even a hour, Story 3 prob gon get posted tomorrow, or when i want to, and if you were wondering, Chad is indeed included in here, and this one is prob the most brutal of them all, i shoulda told this one first, but i thought i should go in order, from which i experienced the earliest to the last. Goodnight
