Not even my grandma can lie anymore

[Lonenely sigma]

So I visited my grandma, we were talking about life and stuff etc.

So at one point she asked me why I haven't mentioned a girl in years so I decided to start the worst convo of my life.

I told her about one girl I saw back when I was going to my uni 4 months ago and described her as cute.

She said "maybe she is thinking the same about you... what does she look like?"

I described her briefly and said "alsooo, she's taller than me which is great... I like tall girls"

She made an expression of disgust. The she used an archaic term that translates to smt like:

"she can eat a pie placed on your head"

Ouch

@shizuku11111 @hopecel @aspiringexcel @cobicado901

 

[imontheloose]

dnr, chad ramblings

 

[Mosh12]

Ok chad

 

[Wexilarious]

Why can't all the girls someone likes just magically be shorter than them?

 

[shizuku11111]

i will breed with tall girl but slay short, so i can larp 195ish cm

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Why can't all the girls someone likes just magically be shorter than them?

IF ONLYYYY we could kiss, ride our bikes together, listen to music and she could femdom me at the end of the day

Omg life would be so good. Maybe in the next one

 

[cobicado901]

So I visited my grandma, we were talking about life and stuff etc.

So at one point she asked me why I haven't mentioned a girl in years so I decided to start the worst convo of my life.

I told her about one girl I saw back when I was going to my uni 4 months ago and described her as cute.

She said "maybe she is thinking the same about you... what does she look like?"

I described her briefly and said "alsooo, she's taller than me which is great... I like tall girls"

She made an expression of disgust. The she used an archaic term that translates to smt like:

"she can eat a pie placed on your head"

Ouch

@shizuku11111 @hopecel @aspiringexcel @cobicado901

So I visited my grandma, we were talking about life and stuff etc.

So at one point she asked me why I haven't mentioned a girl in years so I decided to start the worst convo of my life.

I told her about one girl I saw back when I was going to my uni 4 months ago and described her as cute.

She said "maybe she is thinking the same about you... what does she look like?"

I described her briefly and said "alsooo, she's taller than me which is great... I like tall girls"

She made an expression of disgust. The she used an archaic term that translates to smt like:

"she can eat a pie placed on your head"

Ouch

@shizuku11111 @hopecel @aspiringexcel @cobicado901

giggled
what’s your height

 

[Lonenely sigma]

giggled
what’s your height

178cm

 

[cobicado901]

178cm

nigga that’s not even bad wtf

 

[Lonenely sigma]

giggled
what’s your height

179 WITH MY HAIR SLICKED BACK THOUGHHHHH

 

[Lonenely sigma]

nigga that’s not even bad wtf

I live in the balkans man. Average height is 6'4 here

Plus I actually have a fetish for tall girls. Like, really really tall. So yeah. Its over

 

[albanianblackguy]

nigga that’s not even bad wtf

well its not bad but even 185cm is bad if a girl u really want is 187cm u know what i mean

 

[cobicado901]

well its not bad but even 185cm is bad if a girl u really want is 187cm u know what i mean

this is so org/tiktok coded man, go outside.
girl doesn’t know the difference between 184cm and 187cm bro.

 

[albanianblackguy]

I live in the balkans man. Average height is 6'4 here

Plus I actually have a fetish for tall girls. Like, really really tall. So yeah. Its over

nigga thinks balkan is a south sudan tribe

 

[Lonenely sigma]

nigga thinks balkan is a south sudan tribe

?

Ok its not 6'4 but I am below average in height, I get heightmogged in bus daily.

As I said, I would want a tall gf. Like, a shorter one would give me an ick legit. I want one to heightmog me and to produce 6'4 tall moggers with V-shaped dolichocephalic skulls

 

[albanianblackguy]

this is so org/tiktok coded man, go outside.
girl doesn’t know the difference between 184cm and 187cm bro.

well fucking hell she will notice her being slightly taller than u since tall girls are often insecure of how tall they are im just sayin it doesnt feel great when ur dream girl is taller than u i still think he got a chance with her if he stops being autistic

 

[albanianblackguy]

?

Ok its not 6'4 but I am below average in height, I get heightmogged in bus daily.

As I said, I would want a tall gf. Like, a shorter one would give me an ick legit. I want one to heightmog me and to produce 6'4 tall moggers with V-shaped dolichocephalic skulls

i would like a tall girl to heal my short man complex

 

[JasGews69x]

 

[valentine]

I described her briefly and said "alsooo, she's taller than me which is great... I like tall girls"

too low inhib

 

[NORDEN SLAVORUM]

Well wanting foids taller than you is truecel trait

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Well wanting foids taller than you is truecel trait

Its not on its own...

...it is when you add in the kissing my forehead, caressing my hair, breastfeeding me, hugging me while I look straight up to see her Anime V-shaped face

Then it is kind of a truecel trait ngl

 

[aspiringexcel]

So I visited my grandma, we were talking about life and stuff etc.

So at one point she asked me why I haven't mentioned a girl in years so I decided to start the worst convo of my life.

I told her about one girl I saw back when I was going to my uni 4 months ago and described her as cute.

She said "maybe she is thinking the same about you... what does she look like?"

I described her briefly and said "alsooo, she's taller than me which is great... I like tall girls"

She made an expression of disgust. The she used an archaic term that translates to smt like:

"she can eat a pie placed on your head"

Ouch

@shizuku11111 @hopecel @aspiringexcel @cobicado901

Ja danas vidio vise 185cm+ foida JFL

 

[hopecel]

So I visited my grandma, we were talking about life and stuff etc.

So at one point she asked me why I haven't mentioned a girl in years so I decided to start the worst convo of my life.

I told her about one girl I saw back when I was going to my uni 4 months ago and described her as cute.

She said "maybe she is thinking the same about you... what does she look like?"

I described her briefly and said "alsooo, she's taller than me which is great... I like tall girls"

She made an expression of disgust. The she used an archaic term that translates to smt like:

"she can eat a pie placed on your head"

Ouch

@shizuku11111 @hopecel @aspiringexcel @cobicado901

all my grandmas are deceased but I'd assume the same reaction from them if I had told them I like taller girls

it's simply natural, you can say "people were blackpilled back then" but it's not the case, women have always been into taller than them men because males are taller than females, it's just natural, no (mentally healthy) girl would like her man to be shorter than her

nigga that’s not even bad wtf

even 183cm is short in these countries

I mean the shortest guy in my HS class was 179cm so yeah it's manlet height in Balkanistan

 

[hopecel]

Ja danas vidio vise 185cm+ foida JFL

ja vidim makar 10 foida iznad te visine kad god izadjem napolje bro

 

[h111]

IF ONLYYYY we could kiss, ride our bikes together, listen to music and she could femdom me at the end of the day

Omg life would be so good. Maybe in the next one

Fuck bro. If only I had this my life would be complete