Not even the larpest of larps works

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Was talking to a barely MTB white blonde UK girl (entitled as if she's Stacy). I've never tried larping to women before so I thought I'd gibe it a go

She asked my age. I said 24, she said she didn't believe me and that I was 20 or 22. Like why would someone my age be here.

I showed her my during licence to prove it. She asked if I work here.

Here's where the larps start:

I said I'm retired, I'm rich. She seemed to believe me. She then asked if I had any cool hobbies
And I said I fly a plane. She was very intrigued and seemingly impressed.

I could have probably had a decent chance if I went to makeoit but tbh and this pont, I'd be rejected and rudely told to go away by so many women at the point who none of them even mogged me, so I thought why should I settle (even thiugh shed probably still say no) with this ltb fraudinf mtb

 

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Forgot to say after that she wondered off and I saw her enthusiastically in deep conversation with an ungroomed, unlooksmazed. 0 sex appeal, not lean mantlet

NT is everything