[Not OP] Praying to the Norwood Reaper

[UnderTheKnife]

Found this on reddit
Dude has a point jfl

Each night I pull out some of my hair as a sacrifice to the Norwood reaper, sometimes when my girlfriend comes over I pull out some of her hair when she’s sleeping. I do a daily prayer session to the Norwood reaper and thank him for letting me keep my hair. I think this is the only way to stop hairloss. Start making fun of someone that’s bald? Boom your hairline is gone 2 years later. Say you have good hair genetics and you won’t go bald? Have fun next few months as you notice your hair starting to thin out. I do not think this is coincidence it can’t be. You can speak bad about any god in the world and nothing will happen to you. Start shit talking the Norwood reaper? Prepare for the rollercoaster of balding, he does not fuck around . You can take Finasteride and minoxidil but he will be just waiting, waiting for the best time to strike and ruin your life. I’m thinking of making a shrine for him. This has worked wonders for my hair and I will never speak bad about the Norwood reaper.

 

[Kroker]

I always respect the NW RPR... I even can't dare to say his full name... Lord Voldemort type of shit

 

[NFA PB]

I won't disrespect the NRPR ever again

 

[max_frisch]

legiz

 

[Deleted member 22099]

One time I convinced one of my friends that he was balding when we were drunk and he had a complete mental breakdown over it. For some reason I was on fire as well like my other friend said to him "Don't worry you have lovely hair" and I said "too bad it'll be gone soon" he nearly started crying and wouldn't leave the bathroom for like an hour

 

[Deleted member 20631]

One time I convinced one of my friends that he was balding when we were drunk and he had a complete mental breakdown over it. For some reason I was on fire as well like my other friend said to him "Don't worry you have lovely hair" and I said "too bad it'll be gone soon" he nearly started crying and wouldn't leave the bathroom for like an hour

Asshole

 

[Deleted member 22099]

Asshole

It's a legendary inside joke in our friend group now

 

[UnderTheKnife]

It's a legendary inside joke in our friend group now

You don't wanna be joking about this son.
If the concept of karma actually exists, it would apply the most to those who upset Lord N. Reaper.
Believe me, I made fun of my cousin and a few months later I was on fin and minox. I hope the Lord would forgive me and get me back from NW1.5 to NW1. I truly repented.

 

[Deleted member 22099]

You don't wanna be joking about this son.
If the concept of karma actually exists, it would apply the most to those who upset Lord N. Reaper.
Believe me, I made fun of my cousin and a few months later I was on fin and minox. I hope the Lord would forgive me and get me back from NW1.5 to NW1. I truly repented.

Nah I believe in it I need to repent

 

[Be_ConfidentBro]

I spent too much time making fun of Chico's hairloss and other bald men for the past 2 years and I went from Norwood 1 to Norwood 2 now. It's over for me. I will never speak badly about other's hair, I will never make fun of the reaper, I will always respect NWRP! Praise be to him, gonna cut off a bit of mine and my gf's hair tonight in sacrfice to the almighty. Praise be to him

 

[Be_ConfidentBro]

I will forever have to rock the zoomer forehead cover hairstlye now, as if my big ass forehead wasn't enough, now I'm fucking balding at 22 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hair transplants, fin + minox for the rest of my miserable life
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

JUST BREAK APART AND PUT BACK TOGETHER YOUR CHIN, LOWER JAW AND UPPER JAW, JUST TRANSPLANT HAIRS TO YOUR BALD SPORTS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JUST SO YOU CAN LOOK LIKE MEN WITH ACTUAL GOOD GENES BROOOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA




@Ritalincel I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WENT MAD NOW!!!! I AM SO FUCKING SORRY FOR EVER HAVING MADE FUN OF YOUR HAIRLOSS BROTHER, FORGIVE ME! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Deleted member 20631]

I spent too much time making fun of Chico's hairloss and other bald men for the past 2 years and I went from Norwood 1 to Norwood 2 now. It's over for me. I will never speak badly about other's hair, I will never make fun of the reaper, I will always respect NWRP! Praise be to him, gonna cut off a bit of mine and my gf's hair tonight in sacrfice to the almighty. Praise be to him

If fin doesn’t work for me it’s gonna be over. I have a curly fringe so a NW1.5 doesn’t really matter but if I start losing hair density I’m done for.

 

[Marsiere214]

do you also sacrifice to gandy?

 

[gribsufer1]

pov: you disrespected Lord NRPR

 

[Be_ConfidentBro]

If fin doesn’t work for me it’s gonna be over. I have a curly fringe so a NW1.5 doesn’t really matter but if I start long hair density I’m done for.

Literally same but NW2
At least we can cope with Fin and eventually hair transplant for the abysmal hairlines but if density starts going off before the age of 40.... well then, the rope shall be calling

 

[Be_ConfidentBro]

pov: you disrespected Lord NRPR

Is this norwood 2? In that case I might be 1.5 then but It's still remarcably worse because my forehead is gigantic. I would look balding even with a fucking NW0, I know this because when I was a fucking toddler with a NW0 my genetically massive ass forehead made me look like a balding subhuman. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA

 

[gribsufer1]

Is this norwood 2? In that case I might be 1.5 then but It's still remarcably worse because my forehead is gigantic. I would look balding even with a fucking NW0, I know this because when I was a fucking toddler with a NW0 my genetically massive ass forehead made me look like a balding subhuman. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA

my forehead is small but looks large cos balding

 

[Deleted member 20631]

Is this norwood 2? In that case I might be 1.5 then but It's still remarcably worse because my forehead is gigantic. I would look balding even with a fucking NW0, I know this because when I was a fucking toddler with a NW0 my genetically massive ass forehead made me look like a balding subhuman. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA

Same I had a huge ass forehead since I was a kid. Curly fringe is a life saver, if my hair was straight I’d be considering suicide

 

[Be_ConfidentBro]

Same I had a huge ass forehead since I was a kid. Curly fringe is a life saver, if my hair was straight I’d be considering suicide

I pray that our density remains and that NW1.5/2 hold till our fifties brother. Praised be the NWRP, the one that shall not be named.