NOTHING tastes better than green olives

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What about them biscuits?
 
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What about them biscuits?
A delightful sweet treat
Farley’s Rusks

But mogged by the sharp pleasantry of an olive. Hits the spot like nothing else
 
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A delightful sweet treat
Farley’s Rusks

But mogged by the sharp pleasantry of an olive. Hits the spot like nothing else
My dad used eat green olives nonstop when he was at uni, so he says. They’re alright but green olive enthusiasts need to calm down with their faggotry. They are not the best thing. You’re telling me you prefer a green olive to some shortbread and a cup of prolongedly brewed tea?
 
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My dad used eat green olives nonstop when he was at uni, so he says. They’re alright but green olive enthusiasts need to calm down with their faggotry. They are not the best thing. You’re telling me you prefer a green olive to some shortbread and a cup of prolongedly brewed tea?
Yes
Sweet treats are nice
But olives just transcend you into another realm
 
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If there's olives on my pizza I pick them out and replace them with heap loads of meat from dead animals.
 
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I love to have them for breakfast with my eggs and cup of orange juice.
 
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If there's olives on my pizza I pick them out and replace them with heap loads of meat from dead animals.
You’re sick and twisted
 
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You are evil.
Oh boy, yes he is. He’s molested countless innocent women throughout Liverpool since 2004 when he first committed his atrocities. I am going to catch the Liverpool molester and diddle him myself.
 
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Oh boy, yes he is. He’s molested countless innocent women throughout Liverpool since 2004 when he first committed his atrocities. I am going to catch the Liverpool molester and diddle him myself.
- repeat offender shoplifter from the Wirral
 
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The Liverpool molester is a persistent, relentless foe. Too much a match for the 94 victims of his.
At least a criminal of that nature has gotten away with risky crimes

You’ve served multiple short sentences for petty crimes
 
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At least a criminal of that nature has gotten away with risky crimes

You’ve served multiple short sentences for petty crimes
I have never committed a single crime in my life, not even speeding or illegal parking. When I gather my information on the Liverpool molester, I ensure I obey all traffic rules so to not break even the most minute of laws.

The Liverpool molester is a crafty man. Some say he will be the new Genghis Khan.
 
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I have never committed a single crime in my life, not even speeding or illegal parking. When I gather my information on the Liverpool molester, I ensure I obey all traffic rules so to not break even the most minute of laws.

The Liverpool molester is a crafty man. Some say he will be the new Genghis Khan.
- serial shoplifter
 
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