NT: How to Act Completely Like a Normie

[Seth Walsh]

So, you want to fit in with "normal" society? No problem. Follow these steps, and you'll blend in seamlessly with the majority of people around you. Here's how to nail the normie routine.

1. Keep Your Conversations Surface-Level​

• Topics to Stick To: Weather, work, sports, TV shows, and weekend plans. No existential questions or deep dives into niche topics. Keep things breezy. People don't want a TED Talk when they ask, "How are you?"
• Small Talk Mastery: Develop a genuine enthusiasm for asking, "How's it going?" and replying, "Not bad, you?". The goal is to keep things light, always.
• Avoid Controversy: Stay away from politics, religion, and anything controversial. Always pick the safe option. Vanilla is your new favorite flavor.

2. Embrace Popular Trends​

• Fashion: Wear clothes from big-name brands that everyone else wears. Nothing too flashy or offbeat. Aim for the middle ground – think jeans, t-shirts, sneakers. Don’t be that person who makes a statement with their outfit.
• Entertainment: Listen to chart-topping music, watch the latest popular shows, and reference the most recent blockbuster movies. If everyone’s talking about it, you should be too.
• Memes: Stick to the mainstream memes. Don’t get lost in the depths of obscure internet humor. Normies love the easily digestible, one-size-fits-all memes.

3. Be Polite, But Not Too Friendly​

• Smile Appropriately: Smile when you make eye contact but don’t be overly enthusiastic. Just enough to seem friendly. No wild grins or staring into someone's soul.
• Manners: Say "please," "thank you," and "excuse me". Hold doors open but don’t be a doormat. Keep things cordial but never intense.
• Compliments: Compliment people on things like their haircut, clothes, or general appearance. But don't dive too deep. A simple, "Nice shirt," is enough. Nothing too detailed or specific.

4. Follow Social Scripts​

• Greetings and Farewells: Stick to "Hey, how are you?" for greetings, and "See you later" for farewells. Don’t reinvent the wheel. People like familiarity.
• Phone Calls: Keep phone calls short and functional. Text more often – but only the way a normie would: "Hey, wanna grab coffee later?"
• Workplace Norms: At work, stick to casual chit-chat. Don’t question the meaning of your job or express too much passion. Just nod along and say, "Yep, it's going," when asked about work.

5. Adapt Your Hobbies to Fit In​

• Sports and Fitness: Pick a mainstream hobby like jogging, going to the gym, or playing a popular sport (e.g., soccer, basketball). No fencing or bird-watching unless everyone else is doing it.
• Music & Movies: Like what’s popular. If people talk about a Netflix show, watch it. If a song is trending on TikTok, play it on repeat. Avoid niche interests unless they're mainstream-approved.
• Weekend Activities: Your weekends should be predictable. Brunch, Netflix, shopping, gym – rinse and repeat. No obscure passion projects.

6. Moderate Your Emotions​

• Excitement: Keep it medium. Don’t jump for joy or act overly passionate. A "Cool, sounds good" should suffice.
• Sadness or Anger: Don’t cry in public, and definitely don’t lose your temper. Keep emotions bottled up, or talk about them in the most diluted way possible. "Yeah, it’s been a bit tough, but I’m fine."

7. Social Media Presence​

• Platforms: Stick to Facebook, Instagram, and maybe TikTok. Post occasionally – brunch photos, gym selfies, vacations. Nothing too frequent or too weird.
• Captions: Keep captions short and clichéd: "Living my best life," "Good vibes only," "Sunday funday."
• Opinions: Avoid opinions that could alienate anyone. Be a cheerleader for things like Fridays, coffee, and puppies. Everyone loves puppies.

8. Conform in Public Settings​

• Group Dynamics: Don’t stand out too much. Laugh when others laugh, agree when it’s easy, and don’t be too loud or quiet. Aim for the middle.
• Body Language: Make eye contact, but not too much. Nod occasionally. Don’t cross your arms or look disinterested. Perfect the art of looking interested without actually being too intense.
• Food Orders: Order "normal" food when eating out. No special dietary requests unless you have to. Just get a burger, or a salad. Don’t overcomplicate it.

9. Adopt Normie-Level Ambitions​

• Career Goals: Talk about your career in terms of stability, promotions, and job security. Don’t bring up changing the world or philosophical reasons for what you do.
• Life Goals: Talk about wanting a house, a car, a partner, and maybe some kids. Keep your life goals clear, simple, and understandable. No avant-garde living plans.
• Bucket List: Mention wanting to travel, skydive once, or learn to cook better. Avoid anything too intense or obscure like “start a commune” or “explore the void.”

10. The Ultimate Normie Secret: Blend, Don't Bend​

The key to being a normie is balance. Blend in without bending over backward. Stay in the middle lane, be just interesting enough to engage but never enough to disrupt. You’re not here to change the world – just to coast comfortably through it. Adjust your personality dial to "medium," and you’re good to go.

 

[Angutoid]

Life is a masquerade

 

[shia.jihadist]

say wallah this isnt chatgpt

 

[valentine]

How to be an npc tutorial. Most ppl I know make fun of ppl like this for seeming fake and boring

 

[VHD]

soulless nerd shit to not flashbang normies with your autism

 

[Deleted member 77954]

So become an npc. Some of these points here will consume your whole life

 

[Dyorotic]

AI is teaching us how to be normal.

The absolute state

 

[AlbinoMaxxer]

No guide for curing autism

 

[Seth Walsh]

soulless nerd shit to not flashbang normies with your autism

This thread will be your bible when you land a good job and want to moneymaxx to a few hundred K saved.

Maybe I should've wrote it myself and titled it "Watercooler talk: How to keep your 9-5 as a fucking autist", but ChatGPT did a decent job here.

That being said, you really have to "blend not bend" when around normies especially if you NEED to stay in that situation indefinitely. Career (non remote work) is probably the main one. But the same applies if you NEED to stay in some boring normie social circle(s) for whatever reason.

If you want to be dropped by the group then just be yourself to the fullest

 

[Brus Wane]

delivery is very important

I can't deliver in an NT way

idk why

 

[Seth Walsh]

delivery is very important

I can't deliver in an NT way

idk why

Anxiety and just general lack of (broad) socialisation probably.

 

[ApacheMaxx]

This sounds like someone who gets no bitches regardless and the cool people with personality make mad fun of him

but it’s actually something my not very attractive friend follows, and it didn’t help him shit with girls, which is the most respected thing between males. if you are MTN you can have a personality trust me

 

[lurking truecel]

Just bring up interesting topics like deep or none deep canine fossa, slight antgonial notch or straight jaw angle, and ofc to top the conversation of you say how recessed they are on a scale 1-10. Now you have NT maxxed

 

[Seth Walsh]

This sounds like someone who gets no bitches regardless and the cool people with personality make mad fun of him

but it’s actually something my not very attractive friend follows, and it didn’t help him shit with girls, which is the most respected thing between males. if you are MTN you can have a personality trust me

This is a thread about keeping on good terms and not making any enemies in the workplace. Nothing to do with girls. Chad spazzing out and running to HR full of emotion and accusation still gets him put on "the list". This is simply a guide to stay stealthy if you're prone to oversharing with people who may only be work colleagues and not friends.

Just to reiterate, this thread has nothing to do with, girls, "getting bitches" etc. It's an entirely different topic and unrelated.

 

[Seth Walsh]

This is a thread about keeping on good terms and not making any enemies in the workplace. Nothing to do with girls. Chad spazzing out and running to HR full of emotion and accusation still gets him put on "the list". This is simply a guide to stay stealthy if you're prone to oversharing with people who may only be work colleagues and not friends.

Just to reiterate, this thread has nothing to do with, girls, "getting bitches" etc. It's an entirely different topic and unrelated.

Also it's satire but lowkey actually true

 

[alurmo]

Chatgpt is gonna take over the forum atp

 

[ey88]

Dnr

Just get fucking drunk

 

[Seth Walsh]

Dnr

Just get fucking drunk

That's the second book I'll release.

1. "Watercooler talk: How to keep your 9-5 as a fucking autist"
2. "Drunk at the watercooler: How let collegiate relationships slip, and forgo future wealth creation"
3. "Beyond the watercooler: How to set up an online drug empire and make billions"

 

[BoneStructure]

So, you want to fit in with "normal" society? No problem. Follow these steps, and you'll blend in seamlessly with the majority of people around you. Here's how to nail the normie routine.

1. Keep Your Conversations Surface-Level​

• Topics to Stick To: Weather, work, sports, TV shows, and weekend plans. No existential questions or deep dives into niche topics. Keep things breezy. People don't want a TED Talk when they ask, "How are you?"
• Small Talk Mastery: Develop a genuine enthusiasm for asking, "How's it going?" and replying, "Not bad, you?". The goal is to keep things light, always.
• Avoid Controversy: Stay away from politics, religion, and anything controversial. Always pick the safe option. Vanilla is your new favorite flavor.

2. Embrace Popular Trends​

• Fashion: Wear clothes from big-name brands that everyone else wears. Nothing too flashy or offbeat. Aim for the middle ground – think jeans, t-shirts, sneakers. Don’t be that person who makes a statement with their outfit.
• Entertainment: Listen to chart-topping music, watch the latest popular shows, and reference the most recent blockbuster movies. If everyone’s talking about it, you should be too.
• Memes: Stick to the mainstream memes. Don’t get lost in the depths of obscure internet humor. Normies love the easily digestible, one-size-fits-all memes.

3. Be Polite, But Not Too Friendly​

• Smile Appropriately: Smile when you make eye contact but don’t be overly enthusiastic. Just enough to seem friendly. No wild grins or staring into someone's soul.
• Manners: Say "please," "thank you," and "excuse me". Hold doors open but don’t be a doormat. Keep things cordial but never intense.
• Compliments: Compliment people on things like their haircut, clothes, or general appearance. But don't dive too deep. A simple, "Nice shirt," is enough. Nothing too detailed or specific.

4. Follow Social Scripts​

• Greetings and Farewells: Stick to "Hey, how are you?" for greetings, and "See you later" for farewells. Don’t reinvent the wheel. People like familiarity.
• Phone Calls: Keep phone calls short and functional. Text more often – but only the way a normie would: "Hey, wanna grab coffee later?"
• Workplace Norms: At work, stick to casual chit-chat. Don’t question the meaning of your job or express too much passion. Just nod along and say, "Yep, it's going," when asked about work.

5. Adapt Your Hobbies to Fit In​

• Sports and Fitness: Pick a mainstream hobby like jogging, going to the gym, or playing a popular sport (e.g., soccer, basketball). No fencing or bird-watching unless everyone else is doing it.
• Music & Movies: Like what’s popular. If people talk about a Netflix show, watch it. If a song is trending on TikTok, play it on repeat. Avoid niche interests unless they're mainstream-approved.
• Weekend Activities: Your weekends should be predictable. Brunch, Netflix, shopping, gym – rinse and repeat. No obscure passion projects.

6. Moderate Your Emotions​

• Excitement: Keep it medium. Don’t jump for joy or act overly passionate. A "Cool, sounds good" should suffice.
• Sadness or Anger: Don’t cry in public, and definitely don’t lose your temper. Keep emotions bottled up, or talk about them in the most diluted way possible. "Yeah, it’s been a bit tough, but I’m fine."

7. Social Media Presence​

• Platforms: Stick to Facebook, Instagram, and maybe TikTok. Post occasionally – brunch photos, gym selfies, vacations. Nothing too frequent or too weird.
• Captions: Keep captions short and clichéd: "Living my best life," "Good vibes only," "Sunday funday."
• Opinions: Avoid opinions that could alienate anyone. Be a cheerleader for things like Fridays, coffee, and puppies. Everyone loves puppies.

8. Conform in Public Settings​

• Group Dynamics: Don’t stand out too much. Laugh when others laugh, agree when it’s easy, and don’t be too loud or quiet. Aim for the middle.
• Body Language: Make eye contact, but not too much. Nod occasionally. Don’t cross your arms or look disinterested. Perfect the art of looking interested without actually being too intense.
• Food Orders: Order "normal" food when eating out. No special dietary requests unless you have to. Just get a burger, or a salad. Don’t overcomplicate it.

9. Adopt Normie-Level Ambitions​

• Career Goals: Talk about your career in terms of stability, promotions, and job security. Don’t bring up changing the world or philosophical reasons for what you do.
• Life Goals: Talk about wanting a house, a car, a partner, and maybe some kids. Keep your life goals clear, simple, and understandable. No avant-garde living plans.
• Bucket List: Mention wanting to travel, skydive once, or learn to cook better. Avoid anything too intense or obscure like “start a commune” or “explore the void.”

10. The Ultimate Normie Secret: Blend, Don't Bend​

The key to being a normie is balance. Blend in without bending over backward. Stay in the middle lane, be just interesting enough to engage but never enough to disrupt. You’re not here to change the world – just to coast comfortably through it. Adjust your personality dial to "medium," and you’re good to go.

This is great advice to be unnoticed when infiltrating foreign society. Though being handsome impedes that, and makes the effort required rise exponentially.

 

[Gonthar]

So, you want to fit in with "normal" society? No problem. Follow these steps, and you'll blend in seamlessly with the majority of people around you. Here's how to nail the normie routine.

1. Keep Your Conversations Surface-Level​

• Topics to Stick To: Weather, work, sports, TV shows, and weekend plans. No existential questions or deep dives into niche topics. Keep things breezy. People don't want a TED Talk when they ask, "How are you?"
• Small Talk Mastery: Develop a genuine enthusiasm for asking, "How's it going?" and replying, "Not bad, you?". The goal is to keep things light, always.
• Avoid Controversy: Stay away from politics, religion, and anything controversial. Always pick the safe option. Vanilla is your new favorite flavor.

2. Embrace Popular Trends​

• Fashion: Wear clothes from big-name brands that everyone else wears. Nothing too flashy or offbeat. Aim for the middle ground – think jeans, t-shirts, sneakers. Don’t be that person who makes a statement with their outfit.
• Entertainment: Listen to chart-topping music, watch the latest popular shows, and reference the most recent blockbuster movies. If everyone’s talking about it, you should be too.
• Memes: Stick to the mainstream memes. Don’t get lost in the depths of obscure internet humor. Normies love the easily digestible, one-size-fits-all memes.

3. Be Polite, But Not Too Friendly​

• Smile Appropriately: Smile when you make eye contact but don’t be overly enthusiastic. Just enough to seem friendly. No wild grins or staring into someone's soul.
• Manners: Say "please," "thank you," and "excuse me". Hold doors open but don’t be a doormat. Keep things cordial but never intense.
• Compliments: Compliment people on things like their haircut, clothes, or general appearance. But don't dive too deep. A simple, "Nice shirt," is enough. Nothing too detailed or specific.

4. Follow Social Scripts​

• Greetings and Farewells: Stick to "Hey, how are you?" for greetings, and "See you later" for farewells. Don’t reinvent the wheel. People like familiarity.
• Phone Calls: Keep phone calls short and functional. Text more often – but only the way a normie would: "Hey, wanna grab coffee later?"
• Workplace Norms: At work, stick to casual chit-chat. Don’t question the meaning of your job or express too much passion. Just nod along and say, "Yep, it's going," when asked about work.

5. Adapt Your Hobbies to Fit In​

• Sports and Fitness: Pick a mainstream hobby like jogging, going to the gym, or playing a popular sport (e.g., soccer, basketball). No fencing or bird-watching unless everyone else is doing it.
• Music & Movies: Like what’s popular. If people talk about a Netflix show, watch it. If a song is trending on TikTok, play it on repeat. Avoid niche interests unless they're mainstream-approved.
• Weekend Activities: Your weekends should be predictable. Brunch, Netflix, shopping, gym – rinse and repeat. No obscure passion projects.

6. Moderate Your Emotions​

• Excitement: Keep it medium. Don’t jump for joy or act overly passionate. A "Cool, sounds good" should suffice.
• Sadness or Anger: Don’t cry in public, and definitely don’t lose your temper. Keep emotions bottled up, or talk about them in the most diluted way possible. "Yeah, it’s been a bit tough, but I’m fine."

7. Social Media Presence​

• Platforms: Stick to Facebook, Instagram, and maybe TikTok. Post occasionally – brunch photos, gym selfies, vacations. Nothing too frequent or too weird.
• Captions: Keep captions short and clichéd: "Living my best life," "Good vibes only," "Sunday funday."
• Opinions: Avoid opinions that could alienate anyone. Be a cheerleader for things like Fridays, coffee, and puppies. Everyone loves puppies.

8. Conform in Public Settings​

• Group Dynamics: Don’t stand out too much. Laugh when others laugh, agree when it’s easy, and don’t be too loud or quiet. Aim for the middle.
• Body Language: Make eye contact, but not too much. Nod occasionally. Don’t cross your arms or look disinterested. Perfect the art of looking interested without actually being too intense.
• Food Orders: Order "normal" food when eating out. No special dietary requests unless you have to. Just get a burger, or a salad. Don’t overcomplicate it.

9. Adopt Normie-Level Ambitions​

• Career Goals: Talk about your career in terms of stability, promotions, and job security. Don’t bring up changing the world or philosophical reasons for what you do.
• Life Goals: Talk about wanting a house, a car, a partner, and maybe some kids. Keep your life goals clear, simple, and understandable. No avant-garde living plans.
• Bucket List: Mention wanting to travel, skydive once, or learn to cook better. Avoid anything too intense or obscure like “start a commune” or “explore the void.”

10. The Ultimate Normie Secret: Blend, Don't Bend​

The key to being a normie is balance. Blend in without bending over backward. Stay in the middle lane, be just interesting enough to engage but never enough to disrupt. You’re not here to change the world – just to coast comfortably through it. Adjust your personality dial to "medium," and you’re good to go.

Lol, this only works for women or Chads, women often seem boring and bland because they don't take any risks, don't say anything controversial, etc.

It is often said that women are more socially savvy and much better than men at reading social situations. But the reason it might appear this way is because in this culture women (as a whole) take virtually no risks and always play on the safe side. They are so hell-bent on getting society's approval that they go to all these extra lengths to make sure that they don't do anything "wrong". So as a result, we never or rarely see women make a fool of themselves. Of course not; they don't do anything! Men do all the work, take all the risks, get rejected, and then (many of us) go back to the drawing board to "up our game".

Females are socially inept

Females are just as socially inept as males when it comes to interpreting body language and other social cues. It is often said that women are more socially savvy...

incels.wiki

 

[Suns9999]

Life is a masquerade

katherine is so hawt :3

 

[Seth Walsh]

Lol, this only works for women or Chads, women often seem boring and bland because they don't take any risks, don't say anything controversial, etc.

It is often said that women are more socially savvy and much better than men at reading social situations. But the reason it might appear this way is because in this culture women (as a whole) take virtually no risks and always play on the safe side. They are so hell-bent on getting society's approval that they go to all these extra lengths to make sure that they don't do anything "wrong". So as a result, we never or rarely see women make a fool of themselves. Of course not; they don't do anything! Men do all the work, take all the risks, get rejected, and then (many of us) go back to the drawing board to "up our game".

Females are socially inept

Females are just as socially inept as males when it comes to interpreting body language and other social cues. It is often said that women are more socially savvy...

incels.wiki

I'll play contrarian since I love "playing" it so much. And love the dopamine from extra engagement.

Women aren't socially inept with Chad. Women don't take "no risk" with Chads. Extremely good looking guys can cause tears in girls friendships by just existing, because someone steps out and takes a risk, when clearly all the girls "have feelings" for him without even knowing him. So the internal jealousy starts due to a women taking a risk against the societal script.


On the other hand, I know a ton of sub5 range and LTN guys who play the "blend don't bend" game to their advantage, especially in work. ie: never complaining, never talking about niche interests others wouldn't be interested in, never arguing, never being outraged unless its a company-wide thing, but even then, just keeping everything "medium". But on a one to one with them, I know they're quite different. Sure, everyone is.

I guess the point of this thread is to just keep everyone aware that no one is truly a "normie" and you never know anyone fully, even if you're they're best friend for decades. So I think it's important for young kikes to avoid making assumptions, especially about other people's relationships and stuff-alike.

 

[future slavic chad]

first of all youre autistically constraining yourself with this nonsense, basically becoming an npc, no actually worse, a person who tries to emulate an npc. so youre worse than an npc whos a natural. second of all, you cant shit out an autistic guide for how to be normal thats automatically autistic and an oxymoron.

 

[EverythingMattersCel]

Lol, this only works for women or Chads, women often seem boring and bland because they don't take any risks, don't say anything controversial, etc.

It is often said that women are more socially savvy and much better than men at reading social situations. But the reason it might appear this way is because in this culture women (as a whole) take virtually no risks and always play on the safe side. They are so hell-bent on getting society's approval that they go to all these extra lengths to make sure that they don't do anything "wrong". So as a result, we never or rarely see women make a fool of themselves. Of course not; they don't do anything! Men do all the work, take all the risks, get rejected, and then (many of us) go back to the drawing board to "up our game".

Females are socially inept

Females are just as socially inept as males when it comes to interpreting body language and other social cues. It is often said that women are more socially savvy...

incels.wiki

this is very true.

The worst possible thing that could happen to a woman is being made out to be a social pariah. They are absolutely obsessed with conformity and "fitting in".

 

[Samuel Jackson]

This won't work normies can always tell even from a mile away it never began for non-nt niggas

 

[ReadBooksEveryday]

Unironically these threads are so trash, I'm starting to think its just written so they can be 'stickied' and OP can fawn over having e Penis points

If your focus is on Looksmaxing, the personality and confidence boost will come from within. Unironically it is better to be yourself, make mistakes and adapt rather than follow some ChatGpt guide written by an incel on how you should 'behave'.

 

[Samuel Jackson]

Unironically these threads are so trash, I'm starting to think its just written so they can be 'stickied' and OP can fawn over having e Penis points

If your focus is on Looksmaxing, the personality and confidence boost will come from within. Unironically it is better to be yourself, make mistakes and adapt rather than follow some ChatGpt guide written by an incel on how you should 'behave'.

Yh you need be atleast mtn for normies to accept you looks comes before NT

 

[Seth Walsh]

first of all youre autistically constraining yourself with this nonsense, basically becoming an npc, no actually worse, a person who tries to emulate an npc. so youre worse than an npc whos a natural. second of all, you cant shit out an autistic guide for how to be normal thats automatically autistic and an oxymoron.

I’m so enigmatic

 

[Seth Walsh]

Unironically these threads are so trash, I'm starting to think its just written so they can be 'stickied' and OP can fawn over having e Penis points

If your focus is on Looksmaxing, the personality and confidence boost will come from within. Unironically it is better to be yourself, make mistakes and adapt rather than follow some ChatGpt guide written by an incel on how you should 'behave'.

Scared that “2024 Forum user of the year award” is slipping from your grasp buddy boyo?

We might have the first documented case of someone feeling mogged by a GPT thread.

Only look at the things within your control, nothing else should concern you


All the best,
Seth

 

[flippasav]

Bookmarked but yeah it might not work even if I try my hardest

 

[Deleted member 89948]

Only a Chad can have a unique personaltiy that stands out from the crowd but even for him there’s a limit based on how much of a chad he is

 

[thenewhebbe]

This will not make you nt it will get you too a worse place

 

[Daddy's Home]

This is a thread about keeping on good terms and not making any enemies in the workplace.

99% of the people on this forum and above who have already replied can't understand any of this shit because they don't represent the demographic this thread is addressing.

Here are just high school kids or NEETs living in the basement of their parents' house, or minimum wage workers on some fast food or supermarket, who will never get to the position where they will need the culture and ethics of multinational companies that your guide basically describes..

For you personally to end up using this thread, you have to finish/be in your final years at a good university in a big city, apply for an interview for an internship position at one of the biggest multinationals in the country, be able to demonstrate / prove yourself, and pass the interview, and only after that you will be put in the ''probation'' position where you will be practically thrown among such people, and you will be noticed if you come out with something negative (+ the way you do your job in general, how fast you learn and understand things, and how you relate to it in general), which this very thread and guide tries to help you avoid, so people will like you, you will become part of them, and in time you will be indispensable to them..

I say this because now at 25, I'm blessed to work at such a company, in fact I work remotely, but we come to office once a week, and when we go, I see all the people involuntarily act 95% as this chat GPT suggests we should do..

So yeah, if you ever get in this life in the position to be there, among those people, this guide is for you, but in any case, you can see even just from the behavior of the people around you from there with time how to behave, even without this guide, but this guide is still good to explain a little better and in words what exactly is going on behind those behaviors..

 

[RapeAllFemales]

a guide to becoming a loser basically, the more you get together with other people the more you run the risk of staying incel better to be alone

 

[Deleted member 85052]

All this just to penetrate a wet hole, by the way.

 

[Mewton]

.org users after this guide:

 

[Seth Walsh]

99% of the people on this forum and above who have already replied can't understand any of this shit because they don't represent the demographic this thread is addressing.

Here are just high school kids or NEETs living in the basement of their parents' house, or minimum wage workers on some fast food or supermarket, who will never get to the position where they will need the culture and ethics of multinational companies that your guide basically describes..

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For you personally to end up using this thread, you have to finish/be in your final years at a good university in a big city, apply for an interview for an internship position at one of the biggest multinationals in the country, be able to demonstrate / prove yourself, and pass the interview, and only after that you will be put in the ''probation'' position where you will be practically thrown among such people, and you will be noticed if you come out with something negative (+ the way you do your job in general, how fast you learn and understand things, and how you relate to it in general), which this very thread and guide tries to help you avoid, so people will like you, you will become part of them, and in time you will be indispensable to them..

I say this because now at 25, I'm blessed to work at such a company, in fact I work remotely, but we come to office once a week, and when we go, I see all the people involuntarily act 95% as this chat GPT suggests we should do..

So yeah, if you ever get in this life in the position to be there, among those people, this guide is for you, but in any case, you can see even just from the behavior of the people around you from there with time how to behave, even without this guide, but this guide is still good to explain a little better and in words what exactly is going on behind those behaviors..

Good stuff man, hope promotions come your way.

Yeah I see what you mean, 99% of people on this forum haven't even been in the situation (working in a small employeebase, large AUM finance company and having to figuratively "defang" yourself just so you don't say the wrong thing to the wrong people or create a threat of competition, while still getting your work done and delivering for the company in a way that management can easily see, digest and appreciate). It's all very tough, especially for people struggling with stress, anxiety or emotional issues. Finding a person in work to essentially "copy" is ideal.

Anyone acting the ideal way is doing it strategically though, no one is really like that. Keep the work stuff at work. ChatGPT really didn't do too bad of a job though, and it exaggerated a bit too which is pretty funny.

 

[Seth Walsh]

All this just to penetrate a wet hole, by the way.

You definitely did not read the OP and are projecting.

 

[Greypiller]

So, you want to fit in with "normal" society? No problem. Follow these steps, and you'll blend in seamlessly with the majority of people around you. Here's how to nail the normie routine.

1. Keep Your Conversations Surface-Level​

• Topics to Stick To: Weather, work, sports, TV shows, and weekend plans. No existential questions or deep dives into niche topics. Keep things breezy. People don't want a TED Talk when they ask, "How are you?"
• Small Talk Mastery: Develop a genuine enthusiasm for asking, "How's it going?" and replying, "Not bad, you?". The goal is to keep things light, always.
• Avoid Controversy: Stay away from politics, religion, and anything controversial. Always pick the safe option. Vanilla is your new favorite flavor.

2. Embrace Popular Trends​

• Fashion: Wear clothes from big-name brands that everyone else wears. Nothing too flashy or offbeat. Aim for the middle ground – think jeans, t-shirts, sneakers. Don’t be that person who makes a statement with their outfit.
• Entertainment: Listen to chart-topping music, watch the latest popular shows, and reference the most recent blockbuster movies. If everyone’s talking about it, you should be too.
• Memes: Stick to the mainstream memes. Don’t get lost in the depths of obscure internet humor. Normies love the easily digestible, one-size-fits-all memes.

3. Be Polite, But Not Too Friendly​

• Smile Appropriately: Smile when you make eye contact but don’t be overly enthusiastic. Just enough to seem friendly. No wild grins or staring into someone's soul.
• Manners: Say "please," "thank you," and "excuse me". Hold doors open but don’t be a doormat. Keep things cordial but never intense.
• Compliments: Compliment people on things like their haircut, clothes, or general appearance. But don't dive too deep. A simple, "Nice shirt," is enough. Nothing too detailed or specific.

4. Follow Social Scripts​

• Greetings and Farewells: Stick to "Hey, how are you?" for greetings, and "See you later" for farewells. Don’t reinvent the wheel. People like familiarity.
• Phone Calls: Keep phone calls short and functional. Text more often – but only the way a normie would: "Hey, wanna grab coffee later?"
• Workplace Norms: At work, stick to casual chit-chat. Don’t question the meaning of your job or express too much passion. Just nod along and say, "Yep, it's going," when asked about work.

5. Adapt Your Hobbies to Fit In​

• Sports and Fitness: Pick a mainstream hobby like jogging, going to the gym, or playing a popular sport (e.g., soccer, basketball). No fencing or bird-watching unless everyone else is doing it.
• Music & Movies: Like what’s popular. If people talk about a Netflix show, watch it. If a song is trending on TikTok, play it on repeat. Avoid niche interests unless they're mainstream-approved.
• Weekend Activities: Your weekends should be predictable. Brunch, Netflix, shopping, gym – rinse and repeat. No obscure passion projects.

6. Moderate Your Emotions​

• Excitement: Keep it medium. Don’t jump for joy or act overly passionate. A "Cool, sounds good" should suffice.
• Sadness or Anger: Don’t cry in public, and definitely don’t lose your temper. Keep emotions bottled up, or talk about them in the most diluted way possible. "Yeah, it’s been a bit tough, but I’m fine."

7. Social Media Presence​

• Platforms: Stick to Facebook, Instagram, and maybe TikTok. Post occasionally – brunch photos, gym selfies, vacations. Nothing too frequent or too weird.
• Captions: Keep captions short and clichéd: "Living my best life," "Good vibes only," "Sunday funday."
• Opinions: Avoid opinions that could alienate anyone. Be a cheerleader for things like Fridays, coffee, and puppies. Everyone loves puppies.

8. Conform in Public Settings​

• Group Dynamics: Don’t stand out too much. Laugh when others laugh, agree when it’s easy, and don’t be too loud or quiet. Aim for the middle.
• Body Language: Make eye contact, but not too much. Nod occasionally. Don’t cross your arms or look disinterested. Perfect the art of looking interested without actually being too intense.
• Food Orders: Order "normal" food when eating out. No special dietary requests unless you have to. Just get a burger, or a salad. Don’t overcomplicate it.

9. Adopt Normie-Level Ambitions​

• Career Goals: Talk about your career in terms of stability, promotions, and job security. Don’t bring up changing the world or philosophical reasons for what you do.
• Life Goals: Talk about wanting a house, a car, a partner, and maybe some kids. Keep your life goals clear, simple, and understandable. No avant-garde living plans.
• Bucket List: Mention wanting to travel, skydive once, or learn to cook better. Avoid anything too intense or obscure like “start a commune” or “explore the void.”

10. The Ultimate Normie Secret: Blend, Don't Bend​

The key to being a normie is balance. Blend in without bending over backward. Stay in the middle lane, be just interesting enough to engage but never enough to disrupt. You’re not here to change the world – just to coast comfortably through it. Adjust your personality dial to "medium," and you’re good to go.

Wont fix being an aspie

 

[MoggerM]

So, you want to fit in with "normal" society? No problem. Follow these steps, and you'll blend in seamlessly with the majority of people around you. Here's how to nail the normie routine.

1. Keep Your Conversations Surface-Level​

• Topics to Stick To: Weather, work, sports, TV shows, and weekend plans. No existential questions or deep dives into niche topics. Keep things breezy. People don't want a TED Talk when they ask, "How are you?"
• Small Talk Mastery: Develop a genuine enthusiasm for asking, "How's it going?" and replying, "Not bad, you?". The goal is to keep things light, always.
• Avoid Controversy: Stay away from politics, religion, and anything controversial. Always pick the safe option. Vanilla is your new favorite flavor.

2. Embrace Popular Trends​

• Fashion: Wear clothes from big-name brands that everyone else wears. Nothing too flashy or offbeat. Aim for the middle ground – think jeans, t-shirts, sneakers. Don’t be that person who makes a statement with their outfit.
• Entertainment: Listen to chart-topping music, watch the latest popular shows, and reference the most recent blockbuster movies. If everyone’s talking about it, you should be too.
• Memes: Stick to the mainstream memes. Don’t get lost in the depths of obscure internet humor. Normies love the easily digestible, one-size-fits-all memes.

3. Be Polite, But Not Too Friendly​

• Smile Appropriately: Smile when you make eye contact but don’t be overly enthusiastic. Just enough to seem friendly. No wild grins or staring into someone's soul.
• Manners: Say "please," "thank you," and "excuse me". Hold doors open but don’t be a doormat. Keep things cordial but never intense.
• Compliments: Compliment people on things like their haircut, clothes, or general appearance. But don't dive too deep. A simple, "Nice shirt," is enough. Nothing too detailed or specific.

4. Follow Social Scripts​

• Greetings and Farewells: Stick to "Hey, how are you?" for greetings, and "See you later" for farewells. Don’t reinvent the wheel. People like familiarity.
• Phone Calls: Keep phone calls short and functional. Text more often – but only the way a normie would: "Hey, wanna grab coffee later?"
• Workplace Norms: At work, stick to casual chit-chat. Don’t question the meaning of your job or express too much passion. Just nod along and say, "Yep, it's going," when asked about work.

5. Adapt Your Hobbies to Fit In​

• Sports and Fitness: Pick a mainstream hobby like jogging, going to the gym, or playing a popular sport (e.g., soccer, basketball). No fencing or bird-watching unless everyone else is doing it.
• Music & Movies: Like what’s popular. If people talk about a Netflix show, watch it. If a song is trending on TikTok, play it on repeat. Avoid niche interests unless they're mainstream-approved.
• Weekend Activities: Your weekends should be predictable. Brunch, Netflix, shopping, gym – rinse and repeat. No obscure passion projects.

6. Moderate Your Emotions​

• Excitement: Keep it medium. Don’t jump for joy or act overly passionate. A "Cool, sounds good" should suffice.
• Sadness or Anger: Don’t cry in public, and definitely don’t lose your temper. Keep emotions bottled up, or talk about them in the most diluted way possible. "Yeah, it’s been a bit tough, but I’m fine."

7. Social Media Presence​

• Platforms: Stick to Facebook, Instagram, and maybe TikTok. Post occasionally – brunch photos, gym selfies, vacations. Nothing too frequent or too weird.
• Captions: Keep captions short and clichéd: "Living my best life," "Good vibes only," "Sunday funday."
• Opinions: Avoid opinions that could alienate anyone. Be a cheerleader for things like Fridays, coffee, and puppies. Everyone loves puppies.

8. Conform in Public Settings​

• Group Dynamics: Don’t stand out too much. Laugh when others laugh, agree when it’s easy, and don’t be too loud or quiet. Aim for the middle.
• Body Language: Make eye contact, but not too much. Nod occasionally. Don’t cross your arms or look disinterested. Perfect the art of looking interested without actually being too intense.
• Food Orders: Order "normal" food when eating out. No special dietary requests unless you have to. Just get a burger, or a salad. Don’t overcomplicate it.

9. Adopt Normie-Level Ambitions​

• Career Goals: Talk about your career in terms of stability, promotions, and job security. Don’t bring up changing the world or philosophical reasons for what you do.
• Life Goals: Talk about wanting a house, a car, a partner, and maybe some kids. Keep your life goals clear, simple, and understandable. No avant-garde living plans.
• Bucket List: Mention wanting to travel, skydive once, or learn to cook better. Avoid anything too intense or obscure like “start a commune” or “explore the void.”

10. The Ultimate Normie Secret: Blend, Don't Bend​

The key to being a normie is balance. Blend in without bending over backward. Stay in the middle lane, be just interesting enough to engage but never enough to disrupt. You’re not here to change the world – just to coast comfortably through it. Adjust your personality dial to "medium," and you’re good to go.

H-hey! Am i NT? We can m-maybe uhm- jelqmaxx each other? It will be fun!! >_< then we could take UwU pics with our jelqmaxxed 8 inchers and flex!! :3

 

[Eblan]

Bruh imagine thinking about all this shit mid conversation just to sound "NT"

 

[0proteindiet]

I would honestly rather die than live like this

 

[VHD]

99% of the people on this forum and above who have already replied can't understand any of this shit because they don't represent the demographic this thread is addressing.

Here are just high school kids or NEETs living in the basement of their parents' house, or minimum wage workers on some fast food or supermarket, who will never get to the position where they will need the culture and ethics of multinational companies that your guide basically describes..

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For you personally to end up using this thread, you have to finish/be in your final years at a good university in a big city, apply for an interview for an internship position at one of the biggest multinationals in the country, be able to demonstrate / prove yourself, and pass the interview, and only after that you will be put in the ''probation'' position where you will be practically thrown among such people, and you will be noticed if you come out with something negative (+ the way you do your job in general, how fast you learn and understand things, and how you relate to it in general), which this very thread and guide tries to help you avoid, so people will like you, you will become part of them, and in time you will be indispensable to them..

I say this because now at 25, I'm blessed to work at such a company, in fact I work remotely, but we come to office once a week, and when we go, I see all the people involuntarily act 95% as this chat GPT suggests we should do..

So yeah, if you ever get in this life in the position to be there, among those people, this guide is for you, but in any case, you can see even just from the behavior of the people around you from there with time how to behave, even without this guide, but this guide is still good to explain a little better and in words what exactly is going on behind those behaviors..

corpo dickridring faggot theyll just fire you when theyre done with fucking you

 

[aryan mogger]

is there surgery for autism

 

[Deleted member 85052]

You definitely did not read the OP and are projecting.

It was a tongue-in-cheek comment. Don't take it personally.

 

[Huge غرور]

No thread you read on any will forum will teach u to be nt.


Just go outside

 

[redfacccee]

just be boring theory. jfl what is this thread

 

[Klasik616]

I've tried to become NT, extroverted and popular in the past. Nothing worked.

 

[Acion]

So, you want to fit in with "normal" society? No problem. Follow these steps, and you'll blend in seamlessly with the majority of people around you. Here's how to nail the normie routine.

1. Keep Your Conversations Surface-Level​

• Topics to Stick To: Weather, work, sports, TV shows, and weekend plans. No existential questions or deep dives into niche topics. Keep things breezy. People don't want a TED Talk when they ask, "How are you?"
• Small Talk Mastery: Develop a genuine enthusiasm for asking, "How's it going?" and replying, "Not bad, you?". The goal is to keep things light, always.
• Avoid Controversy: Stay away from politics, religion, and anything controversial. Always pick the safe option. Vanilla is your new favorite flavor.

2. Embrace Popular Trends​

• Fashion: Wear clothes from big-name brands that everyone else wears. Nothing too flashy or offbeat. Aim for the middle ground – think jeans, t-shirts, sneakers. Don’t be that person who makes a statement with their outfit.
• Entertainment: Listen to chart-topping music, watch the latest popular shows, and reference the most recent blockbuster movies. If everyone’s talking about it, you should be too.
• Memes: Stick to the mainstream memes. Don’t get lost in the depths of obscure internet humor. Normies love the easily digestible, one-size-fits-all memes.

3. Be Polite, But Not Too Friendly​

• Smile Appropriately: Smile when you make eye contact but don’t be overly enthusiastic. Just enough to seem friendly. No wild grins or staring into someone's soul.
• Manners: Say "please," "thank you," and "excuse me". Hold doors open but don’t be a doormat. Keep things cordial but never intense.
• Compliments: Compliment people on things like their haircut, clothes, or general appearance. But don't dive too deep. A simple, "Nice shirt," is enough. Nothing too detailed or specific.

4. Follow Social Scripts​

• Greetings and Farewells: Stick to "Hey, how are you?" for greetings, and "See you later" for farewells. Don’t reinvent the wheel. People like familiarity.
• Phone Calls: Keep phone calls short and functional. Text more often – but only the way a normie would: "Hey, wanna grab coffee later?"
• Workplace Norms: At work, stick to casual chit-chat. Don’t question the meaning of your job or express too much passion. Just nod along and say, "Yep, it's going," when asked about work.

5. Adapt Your Hobbies to Fit In​

• Sports and Fitness: Pick a mainstream hobby like jogging, going to the gym, or playing a popular sport (e.g., soccer, basketball). No fencing or bird-watching unless everyone else is doing it.
• Music & Movies: Like what’s popular. If people talk about a Netflix show, watch it. If a song is trending on TikTok, play it on repeat. Avoid niche interests unless they're mainstream-approved.
• Weekend Activities: Your weekends should be predictable. Brunch, Netflix, shopping, gym – rinse and repeat. No obscure passion projects.

6. Moderate Your Emotions​

• Excitement: Keep it medium. Don’t jump for joy or act overly passionate. A "Cool, sounds good" should suffice.
• Sadness or Anger: Don’t cry in public, and definitely don’t lose your temper. Keep emotions bottled up, or talk about them in the most diluted way possible. "Yeah, it’s been a bit tough, but I’m fine."

7. Social Media Presence​

• Platforms: Stick to Facebook, Instagram, and maybe TikTok. Post occasionally – brunch photos, gym selfies, vacations. Nothing too frequent or too weird.
• Captions: Keep captions short and clichéd: "Living my best life," "Good vibes only," "Sunday funday."
• Opinions: Avoid opinions that could alienate anyone. Be a cheerleader for things like Fridays, coffee, and puppies. Everyone loves puppies.

8. Conform in Public Settings​

• Group Dynamics: Don’t stand out too much. Laugh when others laugh, agree when it’s easy, and don’t be too loud or quiet. Aim for the middle.
• Body Language: Make eye contact, but not too much. Nod occasionally. Don’t cross your arms or look disinterested. Perfect the art of looking interested without actually being too intense.
• Food Orders: Order "normal" food when eating out. No special dietary requests unless you have to. Just get a burger, or a salad. Don’t overcomplicate it.

9. Adopt Normie-Level Ambitions​

• Career Goals: Talk about your career in terms of stability, promotions, and job security. Don’t bring up changing the world or philosophical reasons for what you do.
• Life Goals: Talk about wanting a house, a car, a partner, and maybe some kids. Keep your life goals clear, simple, and understandable. No avant-garde living plans.
• Bucket List: Mention wanting to travel, skydive once, or learn to cook better. Avoid anything too intense or obscure like “start a commune” or “explore the void.”

10. The Ultimate Normie Secret: Blend, Don't Bend​

The key to being a normie is balance. Blend in without bending over backward. Stay in the middle lane, be just interesting enough to engage but never enough to disrupt. You’re not here to change the world – just to coast comfortably through it. Adjust your personality dial to "medium," and you’re good to go.

This guide is depressing

 

[p0lishsubhuman]

I'll play contrarian since I love "playing" it so much. And love the dopamine from extra engagement.

Women aren't socially inept with Chad. Women don't take "no risk" with Chads. Extremely good looking guys can cause tears in girls friendships by just existing, because someone steps out and takes a risk, when clearly all the girls "have feelings" for him without even knowing him. So the internal jealousy starts due to a women taking a risk against the societal script.


On the other hand, I know a ton of sub5 range and LTN guys who play the "blend don't bend" game to their advantage, especially in work. ie: never complaining, never talking about niche interests others wouldn't be interested in, never arguing, never being outraged unless its a company-wide thing, but even then, just keeping everything "medium". But on a one to one with them, I know they're quite different. Sure, everyone is.

I guess the point of this thread is to just keep everyone aware that no one is truly a "normie" and you never know anyone fully, even if you're they're best friend for decades. So I think it's important for young kikes to avoid making assumptions, especially about other people's relationships and stuff-alike.

how would you say an extremely good looking guy can keep his job? if he flirts with foids the males will turn against him, if he rejects the foids' advances the foids will turn against him (he'll also have some guys against him since they see the difference in treatment of them vs the chad)

extremely good looking guys can't just behave like sub5s coz everyone expects them to be something more (atleast in jobs with foids)