Number 1 JB Slaying Haircut

[Deleted member 14160]

Mullets

Hear me out. No other haircut is an honest signal of the presence of an additional chromosome as this one. It takes all the attributes of an aesthetic face- such as completely covering your shit hairline/upper third, or covering your neanderthalic neck hump, and turns you into an absolute jb slayer.
I didn't believe either, until I read the word of Loox, who by his own anecdotes, has monopolized all the JB'z at his gym:

Disclaimer: It seems this haircut has mixed results based on your geography. It tends to do far better in areas with high reckneck concentrations such as Alabama, once again proving my theory of why it is selected for by mentally ill JBZ at the gym.

What are you waiting for, go to your nearest homeless shelter and ask for this cut so that you too can monopolize all the ioi's at your gym/workplace/asylum and then unironically validate yourself on an obscure forum in similar manner to this:

Finally, if you find the look a bit too coarse and unrefined, may I suggest a more modern, metrosexual take? :

@them @germanlooks @IncelsBraincels @forevergymcelling @Anstrum95 @Preston @justadude @gamma @Tony @sytyl @lutte @looksmaxxer234 @Blackgymmax @Frank Jack @Alexanderr @Lorsss @Thompsonz @delusionalretard @Walter

 

[germanlooks]

He could be chad if it wasn’t for his airport like forehead

 

[gamma]

jfl that shiet would never happen to cocainecowboy who is 6'9 140kg (double ur bodyweight btw) and u will look like literal toddler micropenised streetshitting incel next to him.

 

[RoundHouse]

Mullets

Hear me out. No other haircut is an honest signal of the presence of an additional chromosome as this one. It takes all the attributes of an aesthetic face- such as completely covering your shit hairline/upper third, or covering your neanderthalic neck hump, and turns you into an absolute jb slayer.
I didn't believe either, until I read the word of Loox, who by his own anecdotes, has monopolized all the JB'z at his gym:
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Disclaimer: It seems this haircut has mixed results based on your geography. It tends to do far better in areas with high reckneck concentrations such as Alabama, once again proving my theory of why it is selected for by mentally ill JBZ at the gym.

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What are you waiting for, go to your nearest homeless shelter and ask for this cut so that you too can monopolize all the ioi's at your gym/workplace/asylum and then unironically validate yourself on an obscure forum in similar manner to this:
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Finally, if you find the look a bit too coarse and unrefined, may I suggest a more modern, metrosexual take? :
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@them @germanlooks @IncelsBraincels @forevergymcelling @Anstrum95 @Preston @justadude @gamma @Tony @sytyl @lutte @looksmaxxer234 @Blackgymmax @Frank Jack @Alexanderr @Lorsss

Do i look like i live in australia you faggot?​

 

[Soontm]

I Wonder who brought that shit back. I see so much guys running around with that in my city. Literally every girl said how retarded that looks

 

[Looks234]

cage at people who think girls like mullets. They like low taper fades

This is not a mullet

A real mullet is a looksminner

 

[StrangerDanger]

Looks good on chad

 

[Deleted member 14160]

Looks good on chad
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You legit have a chad ready to post for any situation

 

[metagross]

I Wonder who brought that shit back. I see so much guys running around with that in my city. Literally every girl said how retarded that looks

Stranger things had that one guy on the show who a LOT of girls simped for who had this haircut. Billy I think was his name.

 

[DivineBeing]

He could be chad if it wasn’t for his airport like forehead

i have the same forehead

its the only reason im incel

hairpill is brutal

 

[Reckless Turtle]

You simply cannot lose with NW0-1 and density.

 

[Deleted member 16133]

theres a difference between mullets and mullets you already know which one the females prefer

 

[Mouthbreath]

I have a mullet. I'm early to this trend

 

[Deleted member 14160]

I have a mullet. I'm early to this trend

indeed bhai, your username suits you @RoundHouse

 

[RoundHouse]

indeed bhai, your username suits you @RoundHouse

bro thought the thread was about looksmaxxing in a looksminning forum ​

 

[Deleted member 14160]

theres a difference between mullets and mullets you already know which one the females prefer

its the face under the mullet that decides which category u fall into . As well as what looksmaxxer234 posted above but yeah

 

[IncelsBraincels]

Bump. More people need to know this looksmax

 

[PYT]

cage at people who think girls like mullets. They like low taper fades

This is not a mullet
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A real mullet is a looksminner
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Bro last year I got a low taper fade and unironically grew out a mullet like the top pic without knowing it would turn out like that

kinda looked mogger after March made it look like a lions mane from the front kinda tempted to grow it out that way

 

[chadmanlet04]

He could be chad if it wasn’t for his airport like forehead

helicopter landing pad foreheads are such a failo

 

[Deleted member 15302]

modern mullet and slight variations mog

 

[ChickenAndRiceBrah]

mullets are subhuman cringe shit I don't care how many tik tok gymcel zoomer faggots get them
skinfades will always mog

 

[Deleted member 14160]

Cringy

Kind of rich coming from you innit?

 

[Papal_Guard]

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No JB gf for your terrible childhood, that's not something you can get back.This dude isn't even trying to hide the fact that he's insecure about being abused by his peers as a kid, and that he's now attention-whoring on a mongolian basket weaving forum to try and distract himself from the fact that he'll always have a shit life from here on out and that it will forever haunt him.

 

[Deleted member 14160]

No JB gf for your terrible childhood, that's not something you can get back.This dude isn't even trying to hide the fact that he's insecure about being abused by his peers as a kid, and that he's now attention-whoring on a mongolian basket weaving forum to try and distract himself from the fact that he'll always have a shit life from here on out and that it will forever haunt him.
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No JB gf for your terrible childhood, that's not something you can get back.This dude isn't even trying to hide the fact that he's insecure about being abused by his peers as a kid, and that he's now attention-whoring on a mongolian basket weaving forum to try and distract himself from the fact that he'll always have a shit life from here on out and that it will forever haunt him.
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No JB gf for your terrible childhood, that's not something you can get back.This dude isn't even trying to hide the fact that he's insecure about being abused by his peers as a kid, and that he's now attention-whoring on a mongolian basket weaving forum to try and distract himself from the fact that he'll always have a shit life from here on out and that it will forever haunt him.
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No JB gf for your terrible childhood, that's not something you can get back.This dude isn't even trying to hide the fact that he's insecure about being abused by his peers as a kid, and that he's now attention-whoring on a mongolian basket weaving forum to try and distract himself from the fact that he'll always have a shit life from here on out and that it will forever haunt him.
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And imagine having the self awareness to call this thread cringy while making those kinds of posts jfl

 

[Deleted member 14160]

No JB gf for your terrible childhood, that's not something you can get back.This dude isn't even trying to hide the fact that he's insecure about being abused by his peers as a kid, and that he's now attention-whoring on a mongolian basket weaving forum to try and distract himself from the fact that he'll always have a shit life from here on out and that it will forever haunt him.
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