Official Nt-maxxing megathread.(Incels/aspies GTFIH)

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1.Appearance:If you are ugly looksmax to a PSL 3.5+ at least and dont be a turbomanlet. Recessed chin, bad skin, bad hairline for your age group, weird nose, bad teeth, +18% bf, weird hair(eg. Zyros) and unkempt facial hair are all especially detrimental to your NT game. Don't be a bitch, get surgery if you have to(mewing/bonesmashing/vitamins/beards are cope). Look like a fit guy, no need to gymcel too seriously. Do not fraud more that one inch with lifts because the height difference will be noticeable when you take your shoes off. If you already are average/good looking keep looksmaxxing/surgerymaxxing, but don't talk about it.

2. Do sports like football, basketball, tennis, volleyball, boxing, swimming or sprinting/running.

3. Video games: Own a PS4(Xbox is for autists). You could have a gaming PC too but don't talk about your GPUs. Play only a couple of games like FIFA, NBA, CoD, Fortnite.

4.Smartphone: ? or Samsung

5.TV series: anything mainstream, avoid anime like the plague(maybe watch some really mainstream shit that have leaked into normie culture).

6.Music: Whatever normies listen to. Never listen to classical music unless you play an instrument.

7.Clothes: Nothing special, just have a good sense of style and follow trends. Get a cool watch and sunglasses. Shop from maistream brands as much as you can.

8.Diet: Normie diet or bust

9.Internet: 1 hour a day MAX on forums. Don't browse incels.is or 4chan at all. Only browse this site for legit reasons. Avoid shiposting, don't LARP/altcel. Most time on the net should be spent on social media. Delete your reddit account(s) yesterday.

10. Education: Look like you get great grades effortlessly. Avoid engineering and computer science stuff tbh.

11.Pets: Cat or dog. Your cat should look like a small version of an alpha lion and your dog should be a golden retriever, german sheperd, husky or a malamute. Never own more than two pets.

12.Socia media: FB, messenger, instagram, snapchat, spotify. Always edit your pics in subtle ways and get a great number of followers. Always post on people's pages on their birthdays, important events etc. Upload pics of you when travelling or eating a cool restaurant. Post pics of you and your pets. Don't shitpost on social media.

13.Political views: Not far left or alt-right. Don't take politics too srs. Be pro gay/transgender(you can hate pride parades all you want though). All cool people are liberals

14.Social Behaviour: Greet and smile at people. Be an optimist, not a pessimistic incel. Be low inhib, but know your place too. Never talk about blackpill/redpill irl, just be self-aware enough to guide yourself through social interactions. Watch sports, drink(dont overdo it obv.), attend parties, start smoking/vaping, call people for their birthday. Laugh at dumb jokes, don't use black/shocking humour too much. NEVER USE INCEL LINGO. Get at least 4-5 female friends(not necessarily for sex). "Orbit" them, so you can always have women messaging you when you are out. Talk about NT music, tv series and hobbies. Compliment people on looks, especially below average/average people, so they like you back way more easily(dont compliment men a lot, they may think you are a fagoot). Don't be boring, but how can you be when you have so many NT interests? Support "degeneracy"(for NT people this is synonym to having fun) and swear from time to time. Work in sales to exercise your social skills.
 
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1. I hope to get genio at some point. Don’t know when but it would help a lot.
2. I did boxing for a while and enjoyed it but stopped due to loss of motivation. Maybe I’ll try getting back into it.
3. I have a Xbox. Over for me.
4. I have an iPhone but I fucking hate it.
5. Nah fuck mainstream normie trash. I’m not about that shit.
6. Once again, fuck that. I’ll listen to what I like and normie music is trash.
7. I have a pretty good dress sense I think. Nothing too flashy or expensive but decent.
8. I think my diet is fine. I’m in pretty good shape.
9. My #1 cope. Will literally rope without internet tbh.
10. I botched high school.
11. I have a cat. He’s my only friend tbh
12. I don’t use social media. I have YouTube and Soundcloud but that’s it.
13. My political views are pretty extreme. Not sure if that will change..
14. I’ve tried improving my social behavior several times but just never seems to work for me. I always end up embarrasing myself. I’m so unnatural and awkward when I try to act low inhib.
 
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1. I hope to get genio at some point. Don’t know when but it would help a lot.
2. I did boxing for a while and enjoyed it but stopped due to loss of motivation. Maybe I’ll try getting back into it.
3. I have a Xbox. Over for me.
4. I have an iPhone but I fucking hate it.
5. Nah fuck mainstream normie trash. I’m not about that shit.
6. Once again, fuck that. I’ll listen to what I like and normie music is trash.
7. I have a pretty good dress sense I think. Nothing too flashy or expensive but decent.
8. I think my diet is fine. I’m in pretty good shape.
9. My #1 cope. Will literally rope without internet tbh.
10. I botched high school.
11. I have a cat. He’s my only friend tbh
12. I don’t use social media. I have YouTube and Soundcloud but that’s it.
13. My political views are pretty extreme. Not sure if that will change..
14. I’ve tried improving my social behavior several times but just never seems to work for me. I always end up embarrasing myself. I’m so unnatural and awkward when I try to act low inhib.
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Please go don't make me play fortnite. Anything but fortnite.

Lol I am NOT gonna be pro gay and pro trans either :soy:

I'm failing at most of these but I'd rather stay autist than do most of these
 
Shitty guide
 
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Does not fix below average face.
 
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bump. amazing & underrated thread
 
1.Appearance:If you are ugly looksmax to a PSL 3.5+

I can't

2. Do sports
over

3. Video games: Own a PS4 1599660620654

4.Smartphone: ? or Samsung
Only chinese plastic phone

5.TV series: dude I'm fucking giga weeb

6.Music: Whatever normies listen to. I never listen to normie music ( expect kanye ,travis scott and frank ocean)
Over

7.Clothes: Nothing special......

Is terrorwave normal?


8.Diet: what do they even eat

9.Internet: 1 hour a day MAX on forums. Impossible
4chan maybe
Avoid shiposting even more impossible. Most time on the net should be spent on social media. I deleted all of them last week bruh

10. Education: Look like you get great grades effortlessly. Avoid engineering and computer science stuff tbh. I can do this maybe

11.Pets: snake

12.Socia media: FB, messenger, instagram, snapchat, spotify. Hard but possible
Don't shitpost on social media i can't

13.Political views: nazi tbh
14.Social Behaviour: over
I'm destined to be full autist
 
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