OH FUCK I SCREWED UPPPP FUCKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKK

[Lonenely sigma]

Fuckkk I met one girl the other day and we share 0 common friends and followers on instagram.


So, being pathetic like I am, I decided to post a video of an 8 year old me starring in an ad for milk on my instagram story and decided to hide it from my 200 other followers.


In order to justify posting it I just wrote "13 years ago..." above the video without even thinking about it. So I'd be 5 according to what I wrote when I was actually 8.


And she saw the story. And didn't react and tell me: "omg you are sooo cutee". Mission fucking failed.


Also I don't look 5 there at all

@iloveboobs @apocalypse @piec

 

[Carbine]

How did you "fuck up"

 

[Lonenely sigma]

How did you "fuck up"

I wrote it in the thread lmao.

It says I am 5 in the vid when I clearly looked 8.

 

[Carbine]

means absolutely nothing

 

[thorns]

all this effort for 1 random whore? are you 14 and going through first crush or what?

 

[Lonenely sigma]

means absolutely nothing

Also we added eachother yesterday so yeah. Idk. It seems pathetic

 

[Lonenely sigma]

all this effort for 1 random whore? are you 14 and going through first crush or what?

I can't talk with women irl bro.


Unless one ties me up and rapes me I am dying alone

 

[thorns]

I can't talk with women irl bro.


Unless one ties me up and rapes me I am dying alone

ig game is legit tho, u basically market yourself to bitches but it takes so much effort i used to run insta game with some success but then 1 day i went crazy on molly removed all the followers from my ig and made it private now i follow 30 and am followed by 30

 

[Lonenely sigma]

ig game is legit tho, u basically market yourself to bitches but it takes so much effort i used to run insta game with some success but then 1 day i went crazy on molly removed all the followers from my ig and made it private now i follow 30 and am followed by 30

I never ever eveerr message first. I liked a few stories before but never make a first move. I wouldn't even call this "game" tbf bc I am being passive and want a woman to start it.


But if she doesn't, that means I clicked "hide your stories from this user" 200 times for nothing

 

[thorns]

I liked a few stories before but never make a first move.

slayy queen

on a serious note this is the way to go with online dating, it's much more effective to wait until the girl likes ur storys at least

 

[piec]

post a video of an 8 year old me starring in an ad for milk

now shes gonna be breastfeeding you

mirin tbh

 

[Lonenely sigma]

slayy queen

on a serious note this is the way to go with online dating, it's much more effective to wait until the girl likes ur storys at least

I have one girl who likes my stories EVERY SINGLE TIME FOR 2 YEARS. She quite clearly liked me and simped for me in hs. I never got that before.


She had decent facial bones but is really short. Its a huge huge turn-off for me. I want a TALL WOMANN

now shes gonna be breastfeeding you

mirin tbh

WTF HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS NOOO

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

 

[Lonenely sigma]

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Top 2 ways to earn reps by bullying Lonenely sigma:

1) reply to his thread/post with his username

2) reply to his thread/post with his avi

 

[manletmachinestream]

I wrote it in the thread lmao.

It says I am 5 in the vid when I clearly looked 8

Autism

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

Top 2 ways to earn reps by bullying Lonenely sigma:

1) reply to his thread/post with his username

2) reply to his thread/post with his avi

christian bale's pouty lips will never not be funny

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Autism

Idk you be the judge

Do I look 8 or 5 here?

I was such a cute kid. Nobody would've guessed I would eventually end up on .org

 

[manletmachinestream]

Idk you be the judge

Do I look 8 or 5 here?

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I was such a cute kid. Nobody would've guessed I would eventually end up on .org

Bro it doesn’t fucking matter she isn’t thinking about how old you look

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

Idk you be the judge

Do I look 8 or 5 here?

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I was such a cute kid. Nobody would've guessed I would eventually end up on .org

looks 8

skull too big would be the moggest 5 year old skull ever

kindergarden slayer skull

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Idk you be the judge

Do I look 8 or 5 here?

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I was such a cute kid. Nobody would've guessed I would eventually end up on .org

@piec @iloveboobs hear this theory I have alright.


When I was young, I was always popular and loved by older and naturally taller girls. Since then I was never really simped for.


Maybe this is the core of my.... situation. All women who ever liked me were 3 times taller than me bc I was quite literally 7 while they were 19

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

post this one next 'me at 8 in another commercial time flies...'

just go full schizo at this point

 

[Lonenely sigma]

post this one next 'me at 8 in another commercial time flies...'

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HAHAHAHAHAH

Me at 10 btw:

She'd block me bro

 

[Muttcel foid killer]

Fuckkk I met one girl the other day and we share 0 common friends and followers on instagram.


So, being pathetic like I am, I decided to post a video of an 8 year old me starring in an ad for milk on my instagram story and decided to hide it from my 200 other followers.


In order to justify posting it I just wrote "13 years ago..." above the video without even thinking about it. So I'd be 5 according to what I wrote when I was actually 8.


And she saw the story. And didn't react and tell me: "omg you are sooo cutee". Mission fucking failed.


Also I don't look 5 there at all

@iloveboobs @apocalypse @piec

ok