Oh Goatis, where do I even start

[ey88]

The name itself sparks curiosity, and it’s no surprise that Goatis carries that same sense of individuality and charm. They have an infectious personality, always able to brighten the room with their humor, warmth, and creativity. Goatis isn’t afraid to be themselves, which makes them incredibly authentic in their relationships and interactions with others.

His spontaneity and sense of adventure often lead to unexpected and fun experiences. Whether it’s trying something new, exploring unfamiliar places, or simply enjoying a quiet moment together, life with Goatis is never dull. They have a way of making even the ordinary feel extraordinary, turning simple activities into lasting memories.

Goatis is also deeply thoughtful and empathetic. They listen intently and are always there when someone needs support. Their ability to understand and connect with others makes them an invaluable friend and confidant.

Living with Goatis means embracing a sense of joy, exploration, and genuine connection. Their positive outlook and unique perspective on life encourage those around them to see the world through a different lens, making every day a little brighter and more exciting.

Goatis, I love you

 

[taxidrivermaxxer]

Insane glaze

 

[ey88]

Insane glaze

It’s not glazing, it’s just pure love

 

[motiascension]

Bro holy shit I just found this screenshot of you and Goatis chat

 

[ey88]

Bro holy shit I just found this screenshot of you and Goatis chat
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Fake

 

[mogtivism]

The name itself sparks curiosity, and it’s no surprise that Goatis carries that same sense of individuality and charm. They have an infectious personality, always able to brighten the room with their humor, warmth, and creativity. Goatis isn’t afraid to be themselves, which makes them incredibly authentic in their relationships and interactions with others.

His spontaneity and sense of adventure often lead to unexpected and fun experiences. Whether it’s trying something new, exploring unfamiliar places, or simply enjoying a quiet moment together, life with Goatis is never dull. They have a way of making even the ordinary feel extraordinary, turning simple activities into lasting memories.

Goatis is also deeply thoughtful and empathetic. They listen intently and are always there when someone needs support. Their ability to understand and connect with others makes them an invaluable friend and confidant.

Living with Goatis means embracing a sense of joy, exploration, and genuine connection. Their positive outlook and unique perspective on life encourage those around them to see the world through a different lens, making every day a little brighter and more exciting.

Goatis, I love you

Goatis is a weird sperg with shitty ideas about diet and exercise. His only purpose is to be an internet alternative-diet lolcow

 

[Thebuffdon]

There’s no way you genuinely have this much of a depressing para social relationship with a fucking degenerate narcissistic sperg

 

[ey88]

Insane glaze

Bro holy shit I just found this screenshot of you and Goatis chat
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Goatis is a weird sperg with shitty ideas about diet and exercise. His only purpose is to be an internet alternative-diet lolcow

There’s no way you genuinely have this much of a depressing para social relationship with a fucking degenerate narcissistic sperg

Dnr slaves

 

[Thebuffdon]

Dnr slaves

There’s genuinely no way you don’t see the irony in that comment

Why am I even bothering myself with this JFL

 

[ey88]

There’s genuinely no way you don’t see the irony in that comment

Why am I even bothering myself with this JFL

What irony?

 

[mogtivism]

Dnr slaves

Eat your raw, worm infested, naturally-caught carrion and drink your raw amish e-coli milk.

 

[ey88]

Eat your raw, worm infested, naturally-caught carrion and drink your raw amish e-coli milk.

I will

 

[mogtivism]

There’s genuinely no way you don’t see the irony in that comment

Why am I even bothering myself with this JFL

Literally a slave to alternative fitness and diet conspiracy gurus.

He was shilling fullbody 1 set per bodypart type workouts a few weeks back, and then revealed he doesn’t even workout. JFL.

Now he’s shilling raw meat P P Primal life style while eating warm cooked meals and drinking pasteurized milk at home.

 

[mogtivism]

I will

Bon Appétit, carrion cruncher. Let us know when you discover veganism next

 

[ey88]

Literally a slave to alternative fitness and diet conspiracy gurus.

He was shilling fullbody 1 set per bodypart type workouts a few weeks back, and then revealed he doesn’t even workout. JFL.

Now he’s shilling raw meat P P Primal life style while eating warm cooked meals and drinking pasteurized milk at home.

I used to workout, but goatis told me it was bad so I quit

 

[Thebuffdon]

I used to workout, but goatis told me it was bad so I quit

Yh he defo trolling nah he playing 4D checkers nigga @mogtivism

 

[mogtivism]

I used to workout, but goatis told me it was bad so I quit

This is the man you worship.

look at his physique, red swollen skin in some photos, and tell me, does he look like a perfect picture of health?

Just because the modern, mainstream is wrong about a bunch of stuff, such as saturated fats being totally bad, seed oils being good, does not mean you must follow people who call this out and then impose their own, equally or more retarded methods.


I wouldn’t say I follow anyone in particular but I think Oskar Faarkog’s diet advice is by far the best for health, and it passes the bullshit detector. Since adding more saturated fats to my diet, I’ve felt 100x better than before, but ultimately you gotta be the judge of what someone’s trying to sell you. Does eating raw meat, and that as your only source of food does wise to you?

 

[mogtivism]

Yh he defo trolling nah he playing 4D checkers nigga @mogtivism

IK, i’m more concerned about the idiots who will fall for the troll advice.

 

[Thebuffdon]

IK, i’m more concerned about the idiots who will fall for the troll advice.

So ur saying he promotes primal to lead people astray etc while he eats cooked food?

 

[ey88]

look at his physique, red swollen skin in some photos, and tell me, does he look like a perfect picture of health?

He does look pretty healthy, especially considering what he used to look like

Does eating raw meat, and that as your only source of food does wise to you?

Unironically, yes

 

[mogtivism]

So ur saying he promotes primal to lead people astray etc while he eats cooked food?

I’m saying, some people genuinely think somethings a good idea, and recommend it to others, but for whatever reason don’t follow it themselves and never have

 

[Thebuffdon]

I’m saying, some people genuinely think somethings a good idea, and recommend it to others, but for whatever reason don’t follow it themselves and never have

Probably isn’t a good idea then. He says it to 1. Stop other people from doing it because it actually has benefits. 2. It didn’t work for him so he thinks it’s cuz of the method and not his genetics, which are shit.

Hence why he thinks he’s literally the greatest person of all time (JFL) because he started promoting primal lol when loads of people were promoting it before him, he just got lucky from it.

Hence why he says don’t go to the gym despite providing literally no evidence it’s damaging to you and dumbasses ofc will believe him cuz that’s just the nature of the internet. It’s pretty easy to see he’s just similar to a self proclaimed prophet or grifter.

 

[mogtivism]

Probably isn’t a good idea then. He says it to 1. Stop other people from doing it because it actually has benefits. 2. It didn’t work for him so he thinks it’s cuz of the method and not his genetics, which are shit.

Hence why he thinks he’s literally the greatest person of all time (JFL) because he started promoting primal lol when loads of people were promoting it before him, he just got lucky from it.

Hence why he says don’t go to the gym despite providing literally no evidence it’s damaging to you and dumbasses ofc will believe him cuz that’s just the nature of the internet. It’s pretty easy to see he’s just similar to a self proclaimed prophet or grifter.

Gym is 80% of looksmaxxing. No way i’m giving it up lol. Less people need to think with the brains of their favourite schizophrenic gurus.

 

[Thebuffdon]

Gym is 80% of looksmaxxing. No way i’m giving it up lol. Less people need to think with the brains of their favourite schizophrenic gurus.

Literally though

It’s literally a massive looksmax.

 

[mogtivism]

Literally though

It’s literally a massive looksmax.

Two of my friends, one of whom was very narrow, went from skinny LTNs who got rejected repeatedly to HTN tinder moggers who match with dozens of chicks weekly just because they lifted some metal circles and ate a ton for a year and some months.

 

[Thebuffdon]

Two of my friends, one of whom was very narrow, went from skinny LTNs who got rejected repeatedly to HTN tinder moggers who match with dozens of chicks weekly just because they lifted some metal circles and ate a ton for a year and some months.

“Nah nigga they lifting man made metal in a man made building for all slaves nigga they are obviously ageing themselves you fucking slave”

- eat raw meat and you will ASCEND AND BECOME A MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGER

 

[mogtivism]

“Nah nigga they lifting man made metal in a man made building for all slaves nigga they are obviously ageing themselves you fucking slave”

- eat raw meat and you will ASCEND AND BECOME A MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGER

Cagefuel

Anyone who believes in that raw food/grounding/no working out stuff deserves to remain in their current situation for being stupid enough to believe it. We got retarded skinnyfat LTNs who can ascend to Chadlite twunks out there wasting their potential not lifting, getting sick with raw food, and refusing to use shampoo or conditioner because “muh chemicals” all the while they spend all day on andrew tate streams and worrying about not jacking off. JFL what wastes

 

[vrilmaxxer]

This is also how I feel about him!

 

[ey88]

Gym is 80% of looksmaxxing. No way i’m giving it up lol. Less people need to think with the brains of their favourite schizophrenic gurus.

Gym is 0% of looksmaxing

Diet is 100% of looksmaxing

Anyone who believes in that raw food/grounding/no working out stuff deserves to remain in their current situation for being stupid enough to believe it. We got retarded skinnyfat LTNs who can ascend to Chadlite twunks out there wasting their potential not lifting, getting sick with raw food, and refusing to use shampoo or conditioner because “muh chemicals” all the while they spend all day on andrew tate streams and worrying about not jacking off. JFL what wastes

How can you seriously put Goatis and Andrew Tate in the same paragraph

 

[Thebuffdon]

Cagefuel

Anyone who believes in that raw food/grounding/no working out stuff deserves to remain in their current situation for being stupid enough to believe it. We got retarded skinnyfat LTNs who can ascend to Chadlite twunks out there wasting their potential not lifting, getting sick with raw food, and refusing to use shampoo or conditioner because “muh chemicals” all the while they spend all day on andrew tate streams and worrying about not jacking off. JFL what wastes

Good for us less competition lol. The funny thing is even copetis mentions that animal based diet is good and that going to the gym is fine conventionally if your face is attractive.

He can’t stick to anything he preaches and just gives up after a while cuz his takes are so retarded

 

[mogtivism]

Gym is 0% of looksmaxing

Diet is 100% of looksmaxing

How can you seriously put Goatis and Andrew Tate in the same paragraph

Ok cool, tell me what eating a raw meat diet for a year does to the way the body looks?

 

[Thebuffdon]

Gym is 0% of looksmaxing

Diet is 100% of looksmaxing

How can you seriously put Goatis and Andrew Tate in the same paragraph

We don’t need to argue with you nigga your 50k reps in 5 months speaks for itself

 

[ey88]

Ok cool, tell me what eating a raw meat diet for a year does to the way the body looks?

Makes you look healthier, easy to stay lean, lots of energy, well balanced hormones, good for your skin

 

[ey88]

We don’t need to argue with you nigga your 50k reps in 5 months speaks for itself

Yeah it shows I’m knowledgeable, that’s why I get so many reps

 

[Thebuffdon]

Yeah it shows I’m knowledgeable, that’s why I get so many reps

Yh it’s definitely that and not cuz u rep farm

JFL @mogtivism

 

[cobicado901]

This is also how I feel about him!

I still have to watch the videos.

 

[vrilmaxxer]

I still have to watch the videos.

May Goatis be with you

 

[mogtivism]

Good for us less competition lol. The funny thing is even copetis mentions that animal based diet is good and that going to the gym is fine conventionally if your face is attractive.

He can’t stick to anything he preaches and just gives up after a while cuz his takes are so retarded

All these gurus who attempt to go against the grain, whether it’s with exercise or diet always produce protocols which result in inferior results to what’s normal, and commonly accepted. A “muh functional fitness” kettlebell swing based fullbody workout that has you bosu ball squatting 3x a week will not produce results anywhere near equivalent to the results the gymbro who just goes in and has a chest day/back day/leg day/ repeat will achieve,

The man who follows the ray peats diet of ice cream and carbs With no regard for calories( as fans preach) for weight loss will not lose any weight while the guy who just starts eating healthier foods and less calories with some resistance training thrown in will lose plenty of fat and feel great doing so.

 

[ey88]

All these gurus who attempt to go against the grain, whether it’s with exercise or diet always produce protocols which result in inferior results to what’s normal, and commonly accepted. A “muh functional fitness” kettlebell swing based fullbody workout that has you bosu ball squatting 3x a week will not produce results anywhere near equivalent to the results the gymbro who just goes in and has a chest day/back day/leg day/ repeat will achieve,

The man who follows the ray peats diet of ice cream and carbs With no regard for calories( as fans preach) for weight loss will not lose any weight while the guy who just starts eating healthier foods and less calories with some resistance training thrown in will lose plenty of fat and feel great doing so.

My goal isn’t to build muscle or lose weight though

 

[zemult]

Low IQ niggas on here use this nigga to preach red meat when the guy is a balding MTN

No red meat for your genetics

 

[mogtivism]

Makes you look healthier, easy to stay lean, lots of energy, well balanced hormones, good for your skin

Stay lean as in an unaesthetic twig because “exercise is bad” yet the only way to build muscle.

Easy to achieve starvemaxxing.

Well balanced hormones? Yeah I bet your cortisol will be nice and low with no carbs JFL lmao.

Lots of energy? Carbs are the most efficient source of it, so idk where you energy is coming from. Relying on ketosis feels great I bet

Great skin? Like all these primal guys who got swollen red skin, they look like tomatoes. So if that’s the aesthetic you want, go for it, I can’t judge.

 

[ey88]

Low IQ niggas on here use this nigga to preach red meat when the guy is a balding MTN

No red meat for your genetics

I agree, but his advice is still good

 

[mogtivism]

I agree, but his advice is still good

How’s your luck with it been?

 

[ey88]

How’s your luck with it been?

Wdym?

 

[mogtivism]

Wdym?

How’s the primal raw meat diet been going for you, how long you been on it and what have the benefits/side effects been.

Genuinely interested

 

[zemult]

I agree, but his advice is still good

What? Eating raw red meat? Don't tell me you're a retard that actually believes that shit

 

[zemult]

Red meat is good but raw is just brain damage

 

[ey88]

How’s the primal raw meat diet been going for you, how long you been on it and what have the benefits/side effects been.

Genuinely interested

I’m not fully on it because I live with my parents and don’t want them to catch me, but I eat raw meat and eggs and have never gotten sick or anything

 

[ey88]

Red meat is good but raw is just brain damage

It’s good man

 

[mogtivism]

What? Eating raw red meat? Don't tell me you're a retard that actually believes that shit

I don’t think anything good can come out of eating raw meat, like come on, how do people fall for this? Our ancestors discovered fire and started using it to cook the second they did