ok negroids, here comes the horkrux theory of valuables

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the beginning, im obviously gonna expand it in the future like your mommy her ass for my cock.

lets begin:

horkrux theory of valuable things (money, sex predominantly)

(its like its also a bar is raised like in high jump u have to overjump it, what most ppl cannot, like 2.45 m sotomayor etc to get the valuable item, but thats just a side note)

Everything is horkruxed in this system (why, is currently hard to tell, i assume due to competition. thats how the system is somehow, ok)

in order to achieve something u must drink the horkrux water in order to get the horkrux (in this case the gold medal in the movie) like in Dumbledore in harry potter and halfbloodprince movie.
when u try to achieve something u have to drink the horkrux water, and it will then fight back at you even to a point where U/Dumbledore will say "Kill me" . so u have to bring a sacrifice to get things in this system.
there are no unhorkruxed valuable things so if u want the things u must drink the horkrux-water

i assume there has to be ways to make the horkrux drink less painful, and there are, many of ways (example: taking amphetamine makes it easier to drink the horkrux water/achieve something. but drinking the horkrux water WILL hurt. its in the nature of things in this system. u gotta put all odds on your side.
it would be smart to go after lowest hanging fruit horkruxes that make u feel the least pain/suffering and having the best strategies and tactics to go after those horkruxes.
 
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if i didnt mention: there are no easy ways to make money/get sex, everything is horkruxed
 
Also you have to be initiated into the secret rituals to make it big, to rule the world . Not possible bro otherwise
 
it is said, nothing worth having comes easy. and its true. however not all things that come hard are worth having
 
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