Ok seriously being an ancient soldier must’ve been so fun

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Like just going to raid a city, raping a couple bitches then stealing their gold and drinking wine? Peak life
 
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Like just going to raid a city, raping a couple bitches then stealing their gold and drinking wine? Peak life
you forgot the dying immediately and getting your sword stolen by some turkmen horserider part
 
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the moment you get a wound it’s so over :lul:

But i can see how fun it would be, slavery and the spoils of war :aheago:
 
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Like just going to raid a city, raping a couple bitches then stealing their gold and drinking wine? Peak life
You know, back then during wars and military campaigns there was like a whole hierarchy or robing and raping - the military leaders and high ranking warriors would get the best women and spoils of war, while the regular soldiers were left fighting each other for scraps...
 
You know, back then during wars and military campaigns there was like a whole hierarchy or robing and raping - the military leaders and high ranking warriors would get the best women and spoils of war, while the regular soldiers were left fighting each other for scraps...
Yes but imagine raiding Troy as a Greek or something, everything is chaotic free rape everywehre
 
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Fun until some guy named vlad captures you and shoves a long stick up your ass
 
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Yes but imagine raiding Troy as a Greek or something, everything is chaotic free rape everywehre
Lol, it's not "free", the young and attractive women are for the military leaders and officers, the old and ugly ones for the incel soldiers, even if you would find let's say a beautiful virgin girl hidden in a basement, it would probably better to bring it to your superior officer, and you will probably get a reward for this, as long as virginity is intact...
 
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Lol, it's not "free", the young and attractive women are for the military leaders and officers, the old and ugly ones for the incel soldiers, even if you would find let's say a beautiful virgin girl hidden in a basement, it would probably better to bring it to your superior officer, and you will probably get a reward for this, as long as virginity is intact...
I would become an officer then to rape high quality women
 
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Thats exactly what you would have been born in ancient times. But dont worry it wouldnt have lasted long until some tribe mutiliated you for a fuck knows which ritual:lul:
 
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being an ss soldier was probably better tbh, killing jews and shit yk
 
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