Oldcel dies while slaying a younger woman

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Hope for anti-aging maxxers: A 58 year-old German was slaying a 35 year-old woman, both died in an accident in a car while they were fucking (gas leak). Police found them both dead and naked, the man on top of her, after her husband informed the police she was missing.

This is the place where they were fucking and died, the small car belongs to the woman, the other to the oldcel. According to the police they were meeting and having an affair for months. Here more infos for Germancels.

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She was a horselady, he was a farrier. So maybe it was just socialcirclemaxxing, but I guess he was anti-agemaxxed too. So don't forget to keep your hair, stay lean and have a skincare routine.
 
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Police found them both dead and naked, the man on top of her, after her husband informed the police she was missing.
Sad Season 1 Episode 1 GIF by NBC
 
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This is so fucking disgusting and brutal as well :feelswhat:

What a stupid way to die and how retarded are they to not open anything and instead died of suffocation?
Not only they ended themselves, they forever ruined the life of the husband of this whore
 
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after her husband informed the police she was missing
What do you think he felt when he was told his wife was found dead but was riding another man's dick?
 
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In theory could he have been fucking her dead body at least for a few moments before he died?
 
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Lifefuel for oldcels. Geriatric 58 year old oldcel 2 years away from senior citizen age porks 35 year old woman.
Chad isn't the only one your future wife will be porking behind your back.
Beware of the rizzmaxxed darktriadmaxxed oldcels.
Their tongue and dick are DEADLY!
 
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35yo woman is GILF

over if u have to fuck women above the age of 19
 
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Brootal
 
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Photo looks like the back end carpark of your stereotypical factory German nightclub. So they were likely on the upper floors without going upstairs.
 
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how can oldcels slay?
 
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What do you think he felt when he was told his wife was found dead but was riding another man's dick?
I guess more anger than sadness, she throw her life away for this. Brutal if the police also told him the guy was 58 lol.
 
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In theory could he have been fucking her dead body at least for a few moments before he died?
Probably. But I guess both died at about the same time if he was on top of her when they died.
 
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Lifefuel for oldcels. Geriatric 58 year old oldcel 2 years away from senior citizen age porks 35 year old woman.
Chad isn't the only one your future wife will be porking behind your back.
Beware of the rizzmaxxed darktriadmaxxed oldcels.
Their tongue and dick are DEADLY!
Literally
 
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What went through the head of this woman. “Lemme fuck a 60 year old grandpa while my husband and son are looking for me”
 
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What went through the head of this woman. “Lemme fuck a 60 year old grandpa while my husband and son are looking for me”
They really should have shown a picture of the man, if he was an old Chad it makes sense.
 
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which kinda gas was that? Carbon monoxide? I wonder how that happened - people fuck in their cars all the time
 
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@WeiWei bro why are u vomit reacting everyone
 
how you have the desire to fuck at 58
 
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which kinda gas was that? Carbon monoxide? I wonder how that happened - people fuck in their cars all the time
Google translate from the BILD articel I linked:

"The officers found a gas bottle in the truck bed that ran a small heater. “The propane bottle was open and the stove was still warm,” police said. The lovers probably wanted to use it to heat the loading area of the van. According to BILD information, the fire brigade measured an ambient temperature of 150 degrees at the oven."
 
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Lifefuel for oldcels. Geriatric 58 year old oldcel 2 years away from senior citizen age porks 35 year old woman.
Chad isn't the only one your future wife will be porking behind your back.
Beware of the rizzmaxxed darktriadmaxxed oldcels.
Their tongue and dick are DEADLY!
50 year old cucked me btw, im 25
 
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Well then looksmax, this guys was slaying a 35 year-old for free.
Slaying a 35year old for free at 58 is legit chad tier experience. The average 58 year old man hasn't had sex with his obese wife in at least 6 months - 1 year.
 
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What do you think he felt when he was told his wife was found dead but was riding another man's dick?

Bet it slipped out and she put it back in :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
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What went through the head of this woman. “Lemme fuck a 60 year old grandpa while my husband and son are looking for me”

Everyday I'm more and more convinced that giving women rights was a mistake
 
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White women on cheating on their husbands
Lebron James Dunk GIF by Norwalk Brew House
 
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Hope for anti-aging maxxers: A 58 year-old German was slaying a 35 year-old woman, both died in an accident in a car while they were fucking (gas leak). Police found them both dead and naked, the man on top of her, after her husband informed the police she was missing.

This is the place where they were fucking and died, the small car belongs to the woman, the other to the oldcel. According to the police they were meeting and having an affair for months. Here more infos for Germancels.

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She was a horselady, he was a farrier. So maybe it was just socialcirclemaxxing, but I guess he was anti-agemaxxed too. So don't forget to keep your hair, stay lean and have a skincare routine.
It's over if you're not having sex with 20 year olds, gtfo faggot

May Tyrone shove his erect phallus in your ass
 
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This was the oldcel
IMG 4201

@OldRooster
 
Lifefuel for oldcels. Geriatric 58 year old oldcel 2 years away from senior citizen age porks 35 year old woman.
Chad isn't the only one your future wife will be porking behind your back.
Beware of the rizzmaxxed darktriadmaxxed oldcels.
Their tongue and dick are DEADLY!
 
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High value man in his prime getting young hot girls. Based and chadpilled.
You know he drinks a cocktail full of cocaine, viagra, cialis and redbull and goes HAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM on that pussy.
College girl probably can't even walk properly the next day.
 
the gas leak was karma
 

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